Researcher Zyn's Personnel File

This Mourning Cloak is
a temporary tenant
and good friend of Zyn's.

Name, Zyn K████.
Psychology researcher,
Behavior focus.

Clearance Level of
Security is three, and
Nothing else to say.

Location will not
Be stated here, however

History consists
Of Foundation recruitment
Due to incident.

Zyn was discovered
At the college ███
Raising butterflies.

Zyn enjoys light naps
During the afternoons, and
Photographing clouds.


███ ██ ███.

Please don’t ask about
The haikus. I will tell you
It wasn’t my fault.

Someone thought it would
Be funny to replace my
Bowl of noodle soup.

I guess I should have
Recognized Nine Thirty-One
Even with noodles.

Sorry. Next time I’ll
Make sure to get decent sleep.
I just wanted lunch.

Note: it was observed
the instant soup actually
seemed to taste better.

Effects of exposure to SCP-931 were noted to have worn off after approximately █ hours. Following the event, Researcher Zyn was assigned to minimal-effort clerical work for █ weeks.

I'm an admin! Ask me questions here or PM me.

Should SCP-ZYN containment breach occur.

Buy me a coffee?

Other Contributions/Etc. Records:

Site Events

Collaboration Entries


Poetry Inserts


  • Reversed Engineering (by Roget) - prompt given in chat
  • SCP-2045 (by Jekeled) - yelled about the efficiency of molasses in chat I just want to remember this one okay
  • SCP-563 (by Ihpkmn) - Talked about Chinese food.

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