Researcher Conwell leads the Foundation's effort to discover why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Full Name: Jacob “JC” Conwell
Personnel Classification: B
Security Clearance: 2
Current Assignment: Head of the Site-64 anomalous materials lab.
Position: Anomalous Materials Analyst
Location: Site-64
History: Following recruitment, Researcher Conwell has been removed from research positions aboard the SCPS Cassandra and at Site-84 at the requests of Dr. Allen and Researcher Hastings respectively. In both cases research staff cited that the request was due to Researcher Conwell’s “long windedness, constant need for feedback and overly meticulous nature.”
In 2010, Conwell was transferred to Site-19 where he then served under Dr. Zachary Johnson within the SCP-1360-1 research lab. After Johnson’s retirement in 2012, Conwell lead the project for an additional two years until Incident 1360-6 resulted in the neutralization of SCP-1360. Conwell was then transferred back to Site-84 where he participated in the SCP-1760 2014 and 2015 cycles.
As of April of 2016, Conwell has been transferred to Site-64 where he currently heads the facility’s anomalous materials lab.
Profile: Always hard working, Researcher Conwell has been willing to do any task set before him with a smile on his face, though his constant need for feedback often results in his constant asking of the question, “How am I doing?” This has annoyed several of Conwell’s peers to the point of avoidance.
Note: Yes, Conwell. You are doing a good job. You have always done a good job, and for the foreseeable future you will continue to do a good job. -Dr. Zachary Johnson
SCPs
| SCP |
Rating |
Comments |
Created |
Last Comment |
| SCP-3960 |
69 |
11 |
10 May 2017 18:24 |
22 May 2017 06:03 |
| SCP-3060 |
111 |
36 |
24 Mar 2017 04:45 |
04 May 2017 04:29 |
| SCP-2806 |
77 |
18 |
05 Apr 2016 06:40 |
17 May 2016 17:22 |
| SCP-2306 |
92 |
22 |
27 Jan 2016 02:19 |
04 May 2017 21:16 |
| SCP-2106 |
152 |
65 |
20 Oct 2015 06:55 |
03 Dec 2016 08:29 |
| SCP-2860 |
91 |
48 |
09 Jan 2015 18:16 |
12 Jan 2017 06:38 |
| SCP-2960 |
168 |
40 |
19 Aug 2014 06:39 |
19 May 2017 04:26 |
| SCP-1760 |
125 |
51 |
07 Sep 2012 04:23 |
22 Apr 2017 22:20 |
| SCP-1360 |
150 |
61 |
26 Aug 2012 23:33 |
22 Jun 2017 04:36 |
| SCP-1260 |
121 |
34 |
27 Jun 2012 01:48 |
12 Mar 2017 03:05 |
Tales
| Tale |
Rating |
Comments |
Created |
Last Comment |
| The Blackbird and The Falcon |
23 |
11 |
21 Mar 2017 19:15 |
10 Apr 2017 04:18 |
| Decisions We Make |
25 |
17 |
25 Jan 2017 20:05 |
27 Jan 2017 18:12 |
| Make Portland Weirder |
48 |
10 |
17 Jan 2017 06:49 |
27 Jan 2017 19:42 |
| No Good Deed |
41 |
13 |
09 Jan 2017 19:06 |
10 Jan 2017 08:30 |
| Where They Kept Their Copies |
41 |
20 |
04 Jan 2017 00:46 |
06 Jan 2017 00:46 |
| Aboard the Train to Berlin |
26 |
13 |
30 Dec 2016 19:52 |
02 May 2017 06:52 |
| Wayfarers Hub |
14 |
2 |
12 Dec 2016 19:38 |
13 Dec 2016 03:16 |
| The Homecoming of Eta-13 |
24 |
8 |
11 Dec 2016 00:37 |
12 Dec 2016 04:49 |
| What Happened Beneath Cronos |
15 |
7 |
30 Nov 2016 21:18 |
01 Dec 2016 19:23 |
| All Hallows' |
42 |
10 |
06 Oct 2016 16:37 |
10 Oct 2016 17:59 |
| D-5111 |
59 |
23 |
18 Sep 2016 04:07 |
29 Apr 2017 23:02 |
| Austringers |
12 |
1 |
27 Jul 2016 16:49 |
27 Jul 2016 16:51 |
| Bal-chatri |
24 |
7 |
23 Jul 2016 16:35 |
24 Jul 2016 19:36 |
| Consolidation |
32 |
6 |
05 Jul 2016 18:34 |
06 Jul 2016 17:10 |
| Ties That Bind |
28 |
7 |
16 Apr 2016 23:03 |
19 Apr 2016 19:39 |
| Razumite Games |
18 |
3 |
28 Mar 2016 19:47 |
31 Mar 2016 22:54 |
| We Boldly Went |
17 |
3 |
05 Mar 2016 08:10 |
09 Mar 2016 08:56 |
| Wayfarers |
18 |
13 |
22 Feb 2016 20:01 |
30 Mar 2016 15:47 |
| The Elusive Anderson |
19 |
3 |
09 Sep 2015 00:46 |
10 Sep 2015 07:11 |
| Burnt Bridges |
25 |
1 |
21 Jul 2015 21:58 |
21 Jul 2015 22:01 |
GoI Formats
| SCP |
Rating |
Comments |
Created |
Last Comment |
| The Hydra's Spine |
40 |
14 |
28 Feb 2016 02:07 |
20 Mar 2016 16:47 |
Current Page
| Entry |
Rating |
Comments |
Created |
Last Comment |
| Researcher Conwell's Personnel File |
18 |
14 |
13 Sep 2012 01:49 |
10 Jan 2017 23:19 |
SCP-1260 – HMS Tiresias
"Aboard SCP-1260 reside the skeletal remains of the ship’s original 2██ crewmen in addition to a total of ██ other individuals and the █ Foundation agents lost during Exploration 1.”
This is currently my oldest skip, an easily my first successful article on the website. I wrote it back in 2012 after noticing we didn't really have a skip that was a classic example of a ghost ship, and so I decided to try my hand on the subject. This was one of two articles I had pre-written before I joined the site, and as such I'm quite pleased with how well its done.
SCP-1360 – PSHUD #31
"#31’s personality will evolve over time based on its interactions with you and your use of the unit. Within a matter of days #31 can become both your daughter’s best friend and your most loyal servant."
While this is not my best article on the site, it is easily my favorite article that I have written, and my first humanoid skip. It also has the most potential for tales out of all my articles, hence why the vast majority of my tales are related to this skip in some fashion. This article that has gone under more major overhauls than most main list articles, but I think I've finally hit a version that works for the story I want to tell. If the "Anderson" GoI ever takes off, this will be the original Anderson skip.
SCP-1760 – Casket Garden
"SCP-1760-1 through 15 are a series of 15 black pine coffins that annually rise from the ground at noon on November 15th in a wooded area outside Minsk, Belarus. Due to the results of the 15/11/2006 opening of SCP-1760-16 and the subject’s increasingly hazardous contents, this particular instance of SCP-1760 is to remain sealed at all times upon manifestation."
Currently my first moderately popular article on the site, 1760 is an example of seeing a picture in the visual records and then working tirelessly to make something out of it. Its also pretty neat that it has garnished quite a few upvotes on the Russian wiki.
SCP-2960 – The Show MUST Go On…
"I just, you know, it's a shame that it's got to end, right? I mean, Christ, for some of these kids, all they've got is the theatre… it's funny, I guess, and kind of sad, cause this might be the best thing they do with their lives, you know, cause they don't have the money for college, or the grades."
2960 is easily what I would consider my best article on the site to date. Having been a theater technician during high school, this article played onto a few of the fears my fellow technicians and actors had in terms of working backstage prior and during a show. The picture used in the article is from a production of Urinetown that I was involved in, hence my use of that particular play within this skip.
SCP-2860 – Made of Stone
"Afternoon Melissa. I have to say this is really weird. I never really imagined what it was like to be on the other side of what we do here… I can’t say I’m too fond of it."
This article was an attempt to take an anomalous character from several of my tales and give them new life as a main list article. While there might be some disagreement as to how well that was executed in this article, I would be lying if I say this wasn't one of my favorite pieces on the site. Its also a bit heavy on the feels, so there is that as well.
SCP-2106 – A Conspiracy of Ravens
"I like being a raven because it makes everything so simple. They like being me because it makes everything so complex."
This article is easily the longest one in the making, with the original draft starting back in 2014, dying, and then being revived due to some very helpful discussion on the forums. It was also the article I had that blew up the fastest, which is nice.
SCP-2306 – Revenant AI
"Thank you for your purchase of the NANKEEN™ Computer Repair System. No longer will you be forced to spend numerous hours in frustration attempting to fix problems with your personal computer, or costly computer repair fees. Just plug the NANKEEN™ Computer Repair System into your Mac or PC and watch as your computer comes to life to literally fix itself."
After SCP-1360 I created nearly a dozen tales about the Anderson GoI, but didn't get around to creating another article, until now. Moving Anderson's story onto the next step, this article went through a total of six major overhauls before arriving at the final product, coming second only to SCP-1360 in terms of me tinkering with an idea before reaching a polished product. Come for the Anderson, stay for just how damn polite this skip is.
SCP-2806 – We Have The Technology
"You see, Vince, this is the kind of bullshit that goes down when you make a deal with the devil."
Like its predecessor, SCP-2306, this article was part of my plan to move Anderson's story onto the next step. Its easily the fastest I have gone from an idea to a final draft, this article only took one day to write, and spent three days on the draft review floor before posting. If you’re a fan of the Anderson Robotics GoI, this article is for you.
SCP-3060 – Sleep Paralysis
"While instances of of SCP-3060-A appear as featureless silhouettes upon first manifestation, they quickly take on a unique shape based on each infected individual. As such SCP-3060-A entities have no standard appearance. While a full list of observed SCP-3060-A instances can be found in Document 3060-B, notable observed instances include:
- A figure roughly the size of a human infant composed entirely of fused teeth.
- A humanoid superficially resembling an elderly woman dressed in dark clothes, lacking a mouth or eyes. The instance's arms are both severely injured, with compound fractures visible.
- A partially disintegrated humanoid composed of ash, dressed in red lingerie.
- A naked humanoid, covered in tire tracks and showing signs of severe crush injuries.
- A humanoid whose torso consisted of a large mouth.
- A clown."
SCP-3060 was my entry for the highly anticipated 3000 Contest, and my first real attempt at writing a horror article on the site. Inspired by some of my friend's and family member's experiences with hypnagogic sleep paralysis, this article came into being after the idea of sleep paralysis hallucinations using their victims as bait to trap prey popped into my head one night. While it wasn't the most critically acclaimed entry into the contest, people liked it enough to get it pretty close to +100 before the contest ended, and it was my first skip after almost a year of binge posting tales. That is what makes it a winner in my book.
SCP-3960 – Best Friends Forever
"Do you think I should tell them, next time we are allowed to speak, that God allows evil to exist to better understand, and contain it?"
SCP-3960 started out originally as a collaboration between myself and 
A Random Day in an attempt to make sure the Anderson Robotics GoI made its way into Series IV shortly after it opened. Unfortunately, with ARD busy with IRL finals, his role become more of an editor, and the collab turned into a solo piece. Still, it’s a nice, cute article with a delicious punch that ties AR into Dr. Wondertainment.
If you're reading this ARD, it would not be nearly as nice an article had it not been for you. Thank you for all your editing work, and for just being a kick ass friend.
