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rating: +42+–x

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Dr. Placeholder, circa 1996.

IDENTIFIER: Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate, PhD.

SAFETY ACCESS: 5

FUNCTION: 'Pataphysics Department Head

CHRONOLOGY: Hired through typical channels for notable performance in computer science. Assigned to I. T. Department at Site-15 in 1993. Promoted to Department Head in 1996 for notable performance in the containment of SCP-5241. Promoted to Site Director in 1999. Reassigned to the 'Pataphysics Department in 2002 per personal request. Promoted to Department Head in 2023 for notable developments in Theoretical 'Pataphysics. Founded Generic Site-B and the Archetypicals Division in 2035.

QUOTATION: "Yes, I'm aware that my name is ridiculous. No, I can't tell you about it. Sometimes reality just doesn't make sense."

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Latest comment: BigMaxPorter at 20 Apr 2021 16:26
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ABSTRACT_RISK
+ CODE - CODE FILE SCP-INTEGER A self-abstracting semioplex. That's all. Info FILE: SCP-INTEGER A self-abstracting semioplex. That's all. ...
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McDoctorate's Proposal
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Latest comment: Lonely_trickstr at 21 Mar 2021 04:44
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McDoctorate's Proposal: The Placeholder _ More works by Placeholder McDLess works by Placeholder McD COLLABS Title Coauthor SCP-5956 HarryBlank SCP-5241 Tyumen ...
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SCP-5241
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Latest comment: Rounderhouse at 19 Oct 2020 20:23
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 17 Mar 2021 03:27

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Info SCP-5241: That Alien Message Don't let it out of the box. written by Placeholder McD on behalf of Team .AIC for the 2020 Canon Renaissance Contest ITEM NUMBER: SCP-5241...
tags: aiad antimemetic broken-god canon2020 cube doctor-mcdoctorate electronic esoteric-class hostile inscribed sapient scp sentient telepathic

SCP-2011-EX
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Latest comment: someauthordude at 19 Apr 2021 19:50
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 11 Apr 2021 18:50

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+ CODE - CODE Item#: SCP-2011-EX Level5 Containment Class: explained Secondary Class: {$secondary-class} Disruption Class: {$disruption-class} Risk Class:...
tags: cognitohazard explained historical jam-con2021 media musical recording scp

SCP-5485
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Latest comment: Placeholder McD at 20 Apr 2021 04:49
Last edited: Deadly Bread at 11 Apr 2021 02:44

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CODE CODE Item#: SCP-5485 Level5 Containment Class: pending Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: {$disruption-class} Risk Class: {$risk-class} link to memo ...
tags: aquatic building cognitohazard document esoteric-class infohazard jam-con2021 memetic mind-affecting scp spacetime visual

SCP-5756
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Latest comment: IsntItPacker at 15 Apr 2021 13:59
Last edited: Deadly Bread at 11 Apr 2021 02:01

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+ CODE - CODE Item#: SCP-5756 Level2 Containment Class: safe Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: vlam Risk Class: notice link to memo ...
tags: container extradimensional jam-con2021 metallic safe scp

Tales

AI Classification Guide
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Latest comment: Rounderhouse at 19 Oct 2020 20:08
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 17 Jan 2021 03:48

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Info AI Classification Guide Written by Placeholder McD on behalf of Team .AIC for the 2020 Canon Renaissance Contest. All images created by me. Speech box code graciously provided by LurkD. ...
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PLACEHOLDER
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Latest comment: sandman9 at 20 Apr 2021 02:35
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IDCARD2
CODE CODE An elderly man strides across a carpeted stage, his wiry silver-gray hair bouncing along with him as he points to a messy diagram on the whiteboard. He'd abandoned the podium over an...
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FRAGMENTED / COMPILED
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Latest comment: Ethagon at 26 Oct 2020 16:57
Last edited: Croquembouche at 01 Mar 2021 03:32


Info FRAGMENTED / COMPILED The final stage is without description. written by Team .AIC for the 2020 Canon Renaissance Contest This is the final installment of a series. If you...
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BLANK
+44 … 9
Latest comment: Placeholder McD at 20 Apr 2021 04:52
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 12 Apr 2021 15:32

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CODE CODE A pair of glossy black dress shoes are firmly planted on one side of a lab bench. It's evident that they've been shined recently, as one could nearly make out the researcher occupying...
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Others

Abridged Retirement Proposals
+27 … 12
Latest comment: TheJonyMyster at 24 Feb 2021 06:22
Last edited: EstrellaYoshte at 27 Feb 2021 01:47


This page is collaborative! ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. FoldUnfold Table of Contents Translations: Dr. Quantum's Proposal: The Timer Dr. Swann's Proposal:...
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BLANKSTYLE CSS
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Latest comment: Ralliston at 04 Mar 2021 08:32
Last edited: aismallard at 15 Apr 2021 03:36

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Info BLANKSTYLE CSS By: Placeholder McD, HarryBlank Thank you to stormbreath, EstrellaYoshte, and Croquembouche for collectively creating most of the code that is included in this theme....
tags: co-authored theme

PLACEHOLDER STAFF DOCUMENT
+42 … 8
Latest comment: Placeholder McD at 30 Jan 2021 03:36
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 24 Mar 2021 07:24

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CODE CODE STAFF DOCUMENT EXTRANARRATIVE DATA Dr. Placeholder, circa 1996. IDENTIFIER: Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate, PhD. SAFETY ACCESS: 5 FUNCTION: 'Pataphysics Department Head...
tags: author

Retro AIAD Theme
+22 … 9
Latest comment: stormbreath at 17 Sep 2020 02:43
Last edited: aismallard at 11 Mar 2021 08:50

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Rating: Rating w/ Credit Module: Info Info about your page. More information More information More information about your page. This is a modified...
tags: theme

PLACESTYLE CSS
+10 … 3
Latest comment: Croquembouche at 10 Mar 2021 00:14
Last edited: Placeholder McD at 23 Mar 2021 04:06

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The above page info table is automatically generated by a Listpages module within the authorbox, a left-handed sidebox. This is automatically applied to all pages that include this page, unless you...
tags: theme

Collaborations

SCP-5841
+61 … 5
Written by: Tyumen, Placeholder McD. {$note}
Latest comment: Rounderhouse at 19 Oct 2020 20:50
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 12 Nov 2020 20:39

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Info SCP-5841: Digital Hydra Written by Tyumen (and co-authored by Placeholder McD) on behalf of Team .AIC as part of the Retro AIAD series for the 2020 Canon Renaissance Contest. ...
tags: aiad autonomous broken-god cadaver canon2020 co-authored computer electronic euclid glacon hostile humanoid sapient scp sentient

SCP-5956
+105 … 43
Written by: HarryBlank, Placeholder McD. {$note}
Latest comment: HarryBlank at 19 Apr 2021 08:10
Last edited: Deadly Bread at 13 Apr 2021 03:13

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SCP-5955 | SCP-5956 | SCP-5957 ‡ Licensing / Citation ‡ Hide Licensing / Citation Cite this page as: For more information, see Licensing Guide. Licensing Disclosures Filename:...
tags: antimemetic co-authored doctor-mcdoctorate esoteric-class foundation-made future k-class-scenario location loop mechanical memory-affecting paradox portal predictive scp spacetime temporal transmission
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