Nobody In Trouble

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<sakaali>	Hello, Nobody.
<einBoot>	yo nobody
	what's up
<sakaali>	What's the matter? Unusually early conference call.
<'n06ody>	I'll keep it brief: I'm in trouble.
<einBoot>	oh shit
<sakaali>	Where are you?
<einBoot>	that's not good at all
<'n06ody>	I'm holded up in a net cafe right now.
	In the middle of Pennsylvania.
<sakaali>	I can send someone to pick you up. After all, that got boat out of Volgograd before.
<einBoot>	that wasn't my fault
<'n06ody>	Nah, that would be too much of a hassle.
<einBoot>	whats the trouble about, anyway
<'n06ody>	Some South American paramilitary guys, boat. A junta force, maybe?
	I should be fine. Mostly.
<sakaali>	Mostly?
<einBoot>	i think i know who you mean nobody lemme find a pic
<'n06ody>	So, I caught them snooping around the area of interest.
	Actually, more like they caught me snooping on them snooping.
<sakaali>	That means this definitely was related to the recent anom-incident in Penns?
	No coincidences?
<'n06ody>	Yup. Not a coincidence, as far as I can tell.
<sakaali>	Damn. Possible Asian leaks? I'm sure there weren't any from over here.
<einBoot>	do you think they knew what they were looking for
<'n06ody>	Yeah, I'm fairly sure they did. They didn't meander a lot.
	Like the other groups usually do. :P
<sakaali>	What do you think, boat? You seem to know the Pan-American groups more than we do.
<einBoot>	not sure, honestly, but ill know more once nobody confirms my suspicions
	you seem more antsy than usual sakal
<sakaali>	I know, just nervous. Sorry if I'm asking a lot of questions against protocol.
<'n06ody>	I understand. Just wanting to make sure I'm alright. Thanks.
<einBoot>	hold up i think i found em
	dammit the pics not loading wait a min
<sakaali>	Continuing. What happened after they caught you?
<'n06ody>	This guy shouted at me in some language
	Couldn't tell if it was Portugese or Spanish.
	basically I clocked him and stole his motorbike
	Got the hell out of there and I ended up here.
<einBoot>	found a new pic
<sakaali>	Do you know what the guy yelled at you?
<'n06ody>	Dunno exactly. Lots of the standard, "Who are you, what are you doing here?" type.
<einBoot>	got it. did they look like this: los_cotizantes1979.jpg
<'n06ody>	Holy shit, that's exactly what they looked like. Great job, as usual, boat.
<sakaali>	Who are they?
<einBoot>	thanks. they're "Los Cotizantes", an argentine paramilitary org
	like an argentine UIU but not government run
<'n06ody>	Oh, thank god, at least I know it's not Portugese.
<sakaali>	Portugese isn't an official language there, right?
<einBoot>	yeah they speak spanish
<'n06ody>	fuck
	they're outside across the street
	i think they saw the bike
<sakaali>	Can you run for it?
<einBoot>	can you deal with them
<'n06ody>	both unlikely but ill try
	fuck theyre coming thsi way
	do me a fvaor guys
<sakaali>	For sure. What is it?
<einBoot>	we got you
<'n06ody>	im gonna wipe my drive
	sabe theise fiels: dsc001.zip, dsc002.zip, dsc003.zip, dsc004.zip, dsc005.zip
<sakaali>	Downloading. They're huge files.
<einBoot>	downloading as well. what are they?
<'n06ody>	drive backups dont lose em
	i have a question boot
<einBoot>	yeah?
<'n06ody>	do the argentinians waterboard during interrogations
<einBoot>	yeah
<'n06ody>	fuck theyre here im fucked
	trying to stay incog rn
<sakaali>	TTYL, you got this.
<einBoot>	stay alive dude you're a good person
<sakaali>	^
<'n06ody>	shit they saw me
	wish me luck
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<sakaali>	Does he even speak Spanish?
<einBoot>	some spanish
<sakaali>	He's screwed.
<einBoot>	i think he's got it under control
	you know
<sakaali>	Really? Why so?
<einBoot>	i mean after all
	nobody expects a spanish inquisition