News for December 2019

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

  • Check out this year's 8th Annual Holiday Art Exchange! A merry time for all involved! If you weren't able to get in on this year's, mark your calendar for 2020!

Featured Articles

  • SCP-3027 - ("Strong Language") - In general, it is known not to be hostile to humans; however, it is extremely territorial, viewing its 'territory' as the entire domain of human communication. By CannedBreadCannedBread
  • CASE HATE RED - On the morning of the day that వ arrives, while he is brushing his teeth, a tiny black slug falls out of the corner of his eye into the hotel sink. By qntmqntm

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

  • SCP-4677 - ("Coke, Cow, and Capitalism") - SCP-4677-1 is a 100-page document detailing the Coca-Cola original formula and the four rituals required to produce it. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto, selected by gee0765.
  • A Clean, Fast End - If there are seven-year-old gala posters up, the chances of the site being operational are slim at best Written by SimartarSimartar, selected by Simartar.

You will notice little '📈' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of December 1st:




Week of December 8th:


  • 📈 SCP-4372 ("So Very Small, So Very Safe") - itty bitty teeny weensy, safesy Written by Francis ScaliaFrancis Scalia.
  • SCP-4430 ("The Faceless Live In Evanholly") - a Parawatch mystery goes big. Written by AyersAyers.
  • 📈 SCP-4962 ("dack hunt REMIST ER") - anly fer noentiendo enterytainment sistem Written by Jack IkeJack Ike.
  • SCP-4746 ("Marked for Death") - HatcheyeHatcheye must die.
  • SCP-4486 ("Happy Is Relative") - Relativity and happiness are just that, relative. Written by ManyMeatsManyMeats.
  • 📈 SCP-4801 ("Ceto-vimutti: Deliverance From Suffering") - Buddhist elevator! Written by WoedenazWoedenaz.
  • SCP-4596 ("A Farm Upstate") - Where good old Sparky went. Written by TheMightyMcBTheMightyMcB.


GoI Formats


Week of December 15th:


  • SCP-4712 ("A Failure of Purpose") - What is my purpose? Written by Grigori KarpinGrigori Karpin.
  • 📈 SCP-4174 ("Mother of Many") - Mama… Written by DesertMoonGWDesertMoonGW.
  • SCP-4527 ("Crippling Indecision") - Im unsure of what to blurb this with. Written by SimartarSimartar.
  • SCP-4457 ("Assopods") - ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER. Co-Authored by PopsioakPopsioak and glewmieglewmie.
  • SCP-4839 ("FAFNIR - or, "I Caress It, 'Cause I Possess It!"") - "So far, SCP-4839 has been discovered in 13% of all matter on Earth, as well as every anomalous item in foundation custody." Written by daveyoufooldaveyoufool.
  • SCP-4731 ("Sublunary Skybox") - Can't build higher than that. Written by NatVoltaicNatVoltaic.
  • SCP-4845 ("Taco Bell But It's On The F*cking Moon (OR: Tacos That Are Literally Out of This World)") - taco bell on the gosh darn moon! Written by ItsDenaliItsDenali.
  • SCP-4872 ("Flashback Bug") - Wasnt that neat? Written by not_a_seagullnot_a_seagull.
  • SCP-4755 ("When We Are Omnipotent") - We shall have no need of science. Written by NagirosNagiros.
  • SCP-030-J ("Jim Henson is a Real Son of a Bitch") - dododooodoo Written by DrMagnusDrMagnus.
  • SCP-4472 ("Auger") - Impossible to define. Written by PedantiquePedantique.
  • 📈 SCP-4237 ("Where Winter Rests") - Cold solace. Written by Dr RaverenDr Raveren.
  • SCP-4526 ("I'm Her Union Rep, Jimmy No-Last-Name") - What kind of a name is that? Written by ErazmErazm.
  • 📈 SCP-4983 ("The Lost Storyteller") - Who will he tell his stories to? :( Written by JakdragonXJakdragonX.
  • SCP-4943 ("Transcendence") - Time is a bitch. Written by Attila the PunAttila the Pun.



Week of December 22nd:


  • SCP-4981 ("Unexplained MOOvement") - Don't have a cow, man! Written by gee0765gee0765.
  • 📈 SCP-4459 ("The Ringmaster's Crown") - A most wonderful dapper hat. Written by MalyceGravesMalyceGraves.
  • SCP-4367 ("What Are The Odds?") - Never tell me the odds. Written by RogetRoget.
  • SCP-4657 ("Fireworks For a Friend") - "Anyway, you missed our annual tradition of watching the fireworks so I brought them to you! Enjoy your very own awesome mega fireworks!" Written by AlleraRey AlleraRey .
  • 📈 SCP-4371 ("Lee and Skorzeny, in the Apennines") - Fantasy meets Nazis. Written by JakuwoskiJakuwoski.
  • SCP-4490 ("Cruel To Be Kind") - Its hip to be square, more like it's cruel to be kind! Written by ManyMeatsManyMeats.
  • SCP-4823 ("The Whole World Has Gone Bananas!") - 🍌 Written by SebarusSebarus.
  • SCP-5000 ("it is a mystery") - 👻it is a mystery👻 Written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.
  • SCP-4915 ("I'm Rating Your Containment One Outta Ten") - ONE STAR ON YELP. Written by AlanDaris does not match any existing user name.
  • 📈 SCP-4619 ("reflect.mp4") - self_introspection.mp4 Written by ZzuxonZzuxon.
  • SCP-4864 ("Depravity and Indifference") - Meh. Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • 📈 SCP-4836 ("I Love You Beary Much") - These ursine puns are unbearable. Written by Doctor FullhamDoctor Fullham.
  • SCP-4722 ("Paths to Fulfillment") - A path of desire. Written by ZynZyn.
  • SCP-4432 ("mr mister by dado") - new toy by dado! Written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.




Here you will find a selection of artists who consistently released new work throughout the month and whose art output is worth following. The thumbnails are clickable.

The 2019 SCP Holiday Art Exchange submissions

by many wonderful gift givers


See all submissions to The 2019 SCP Holiday Art Exchange



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