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This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!
Fandom Stuff
- A hearing in the SCP trademark case took place this month. Another court session was scheduled for next month.
- SCP-FR has a new domain - http://fondationscp.fr/ - that redirects visitors to the SCP-FR wiki.
- SCP-DE's mentor system that helps newcomers to the site now has an information page.
- SCP-DE also accepted a large side canon - Project Trickster - into the official DE canon.
- SCP-ES is continuing its frequent micro-contests that take place on the forums. The lastest one was constrained to take place over the course of just five hours.
- The latest of SCP-KO's bimonthly contests concluded this month.
Featured Articles
- SCP-4823 ("The Whole World Has Gone Bananas") by Serabus
Featured by Ocuin, Flopmind, and REDESERT
Following entry, SCP-4823 will unpeel itself.
- "REMEMBER" by Cerastes
Featured by Truc Linh, Comrade Waldo, and Dr Sage Evergreen
Cain didn't have the luxury of forgetting why he did it…
- "Single: untitled" by oboebandgeek99
Featured by KaraKatt and Dr Gallium
While this is inspired by true things(ish) I've embellished the story.
Reviewer's Spotlight Articles
SCP-5380: My World by chiifu featured by KaraKatt
SCP-5595: Geoffrey Quincy Harrison the Third: Site-Director, Gumball Machine by PlaguePJPfeatured by redesert
I Don't Wanna Be Special (I Just Wanna Survive) by OboeBandGeek99
featured by Naveil
SCP-5335: The Freudian Split by MalyceGraves
Featured by Francis Scalia
You will notice little 'π' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)
Week of September 1st:
SCPs
- π SCP-5516 ("101 Lobster Friends") - Nothing more, nothing less. Account made by DodoDevil.
- π SCP-3195 ("The Fault in Our Star") - I knew that this star was a troublemaker. Of course, it's her fault. Of course. Written by Marcelles_Raynes does not match any existing user name.
- π SCP-5705 ("Powered by Thorium!β’") - Here's another material who can be a power source for you. COVID-19 can't stop us creating them. Made by Iszth.
- SCP-5147 ("The Mannequin Troupe") - This is not for your entertainment. Brought to you by Sirslash47.
- SCP-5494 ("The Lords of the Beneath World") - We still wait to know what exact beneath world they rule, they still have to come back to us. Investigations made by HarryBlank.
- SCP-2754 ("A Festival For One, a Festival For None.") - It's not the Fyre Festival II. Written by chiifu.
- SCP-5346 ("GUMP") - These GIMP bootlegs won't stop flooding us, am I right? Written by JakdragonX.
- π SCP-PL-126 ("The Union of Earth Socialist Republicans") - For a general union from all the earthlings against fascists of all natures and all dimensions! Manifesto written by Dr_Blackpeace, translated by INT_Translator.
- SCP-5165 ("A Ream of Paper") - This ream of paper don't want you to pay attention to them, everything is alright. Written by AdsidTFD.
- SCP-314-J ("Numerical Proofs (That You Suck)") - You are a lame-ass and here's the exact, objective reason why. Written by weizhong.
- π SCP-5137 ("Friendship Is Only Skin Deep") - Yeah, me and my friend, we made a joint tattoo on our backs for symbolize the bond that unites us. Pretty, isn't it? Written by Sebarus.
- π SCP-CN-999 ("Spreading your wings") - You're supposed to fly. Find your wings. Written by MScarlet, translated by INT_Translator.
- SCP-5382 ("The Cure, and What Ails You") - Tell us what is your level of pain and we will provide the most efficient Cure record for healing your injuries. Written by HarryBlank.
- SCP-5143 ("Heavy Fuel") - Powered by the SANDWICH. Written by daviiid.
Tales
- Looking Forward - "What we have is a hostile force from outside our solar system with a significantly protracted history of interfering with human development." Written by Grigori Karpin.
- π Cleaning House - "If you insist, I will kill you all. Is that what you want?" Written by Grigori Karpin.
- π The Grand Delusion - "You won't believe your eyes! Or your nose! Seriously, you might wanna cover your nose around some of these wonders." Written by Hellylessa.
- π A lacking response - "Those who discard them off the bat, maybe they're the real joke." Written by Wakawaaa does not match any existing user name.
GoI Formats
- 'Iron-Priest.aic' (FEP26/PR4Y5/M3K43) [Marshall, Carter & Dark, Ltd.] - "So I've been talking to one of the Maxwellist higher-ups, and I've heard they are having problems with people losing their faith. So I made a deal with those Maxwellists, and they agreed to supply us with their tech, while we supply them with an AI of ours that can help them out with this little problem of theirs." Written by basirskipreader.
Misc
- AnAnomalousWriter's Wallpaper Place (and more) - Wallpapers bring more life to your office, more colors and more joy, so don't hesitate to use it! AnAnomalousWriter have some in stock.
- Croquembouche's Workbench - Croq' do his Mod things on this one. Written by Croquembouche.
- Underread and Underrated September 2020 - Challenges are gud. Written by UraniumEmpire.
Week of September 8th:
SCPs
- SCP-5842 ("Sentient Stalking Stop Sign") - I'm particularly proud of this aliteration. Not too bad when it comes to a stalking sign. Written by Quadraginta.
- SCP-5520 ("The Rabbit Hole") - We all fell on it every day. We don't even know their exact number. HarryBlank fell on one, too.
- π SCP-5448 ("When We Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?") - We go on a place with bad guys, when parties are never over and when people with strange addictions don't bury their friends. You should see them on crowns, tho. Written by Captain Kirby.
- SCP-3946 ("Amphitrite's Curse, Scylla's Wrath") - The saga of the big water hole and the big monster with many teeths continues. Written by Anorrack.
- SCP-3743 ("Euboea, Son of Briareos") - Their Many Hands guide us in this life. We honor their creation with our blood and bodies. We are their many hands, shaping society in their image. Written by Grigori Karpin.
- SCP-5106 ("Goosed") - Le Honk est grandiose. Written by DrAkimoto.
Tales
- π Acies - "when I am defeated by Mankind, when they inevitably win their final battle against their creator, I shall fall blind forevermore!" Written by Tyumen.
- π The Blood That Binds Us - "Looks like it was a dead lead. Sorry for the trouble. Lets go folks," Written by Sebarus.
- π Needs Of The Many - "There was science to be done. Lives to save." Written by ManyMeats.
GoI Formats
- GRANT REQUEST FOR THE CYBERNETIC MODIFICATION OF THE CORPSE OF THE CROCOTEUTHIS GIGANTIS [Prometheus Labs, Inc.] - "One potential new eigenweapon class which will be able to terminate an LSA is known. In this, the relevance of the second deceased LSA becomes clear." Written by stormbreath.
- Adoption Poster: Cupid! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] - "You told me I would be the perfect owner for Cupid because I know of nobody who wishes to meet me to do me harm. You were wrong." Written by Krombopulos_Will.
Misc
- Dr. John "PeppersGhost" Pepper's Personnel File - It's PeppersGhost's author page!
- Interviewing Icons - djkaktus - djkaktus as interviewed by WhiteGuard.
Week of September 15th:
SCPs
- π SCP-99826-J ("The Mind Screw") - If you begin to feel your brain melting and escaping by your ears, don't panic. It's totally normal. Written by CuteFish.
- π SCP-015-IT ("Pipe Nightmare") - Don't ask Mario to go on an adventure inside of it. Even him cannot do that. Written by DrGraph, translated by INT_Translator.
- SCP-SPC-J (""Shark" "Punching" "Center"") - Punch. Punch. Oscar. Punched by daveyoufool.
- SCP-5265 ("SKYFIRE") - It's beautiful when you see it by far. Not lighted by Popsioak does not match any existing user name.
- SCP-5972 ("Let All the Children Boogie") - He'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds. Composed by ThisMightBeAuto.
- π SCP-161-JP ("Eyling Inability") - Or whatever the word is. Written by undercat, translated by INT_Translator.
- SCP-4291 ("The Little Death") - It hurts less, I promise. Administered by Riemann.
Tales
- π A Transfer of Responsibility - "The legacy of fifty-seven years of Foundation research and the pride of one of the most meticulous researchers I had ever had the pleasure of working with was now in the capable hands of Wilson's Wildlife Solutions." Written by Dr John Silver.
- π Panspermia - "I wonder what will come after usβ¦" Written by Dr_Moist does not match any existing user name.
- Log Of Anomalous Items, Vol III - Its Volume 3 of the Log of Anomalous Items! Written by Modulum.
- Blind To The Big Surprise - "Percival Dark's smile dripped with venom." Written by ch00bakka.
- π A Fractured Curtain - "We can find you a replacement beanie! Itβs easy! How about a magical one?β Written by Hellylessa.
GoI Format
- Collected Item No. 1080 - It's Mr. Heavenly Virtues of the Misters Against Weed! Written by INT_Translator.
Misc
- Reality's Very Real Probably Cognitohazardous Art Page - Contrary to popular belief, this art is in fact very real and had not been created by cognitohazards. Made by IAmReal.
- Groups Of Interest-JP - The pals from Japan are in the place, people. Written by CheshireCheese, translated by INT_Translator.
- Luxkeeper's Artpage - It's important to update your logos in a consistent way. It's the job of Luxkeeper.
- Honey's art page - MOAR PIXEL. Made by HoneyChips4090.
- Interviewing Icons Hub - WhiteGuard, the half-official interviewer of the site, is not done with interviews of famous authors. Who wants more?
- Interviewing Icons - Rounderhouse - Rounderhouse as interviewed by WhiteGuard.
Week of September 22nd:
SCPs
- SCP-5070 ("Oh, for the love of God.") - me IRL. Written by HunterDog.
- SCP-5194 ("Resurfaced Memortics") - Not memetics, tho. It's an other beast. Written by DodoDevil.
- π SCP-4584 ("cold dreams.") - As coldest as the winter Kanye sung about, one day. Freezed by chiifu.
- π SCP-1020-J ("Fridge Horror") - Expired food is more horrifying than anything you could ever dream. Written by Roget.
- π SCP-5896 ("Windows 95 for Elders") - It's never too late for learning how the Internet works! If you follow the instructions of this book made by Edna Granbo does not match any existing user name, you will know everything about that!
Tales
- π Remember Me as a Time of Day - "Your generation's new-fangled slang is always amiss, bhaiji" Written by Popsioak does not match any existing user name.
- Strange Beasts - "You can learn a lot about yourself from the stories you seek out. Sometimes even things you didn't know were true." Written by daviiid.
Misc
- evilFoundation - Secure. Contain. Predominate. - Ethics and protection of humanity? Bitch, please, it's so outdated. Written by tokage-otoko, translated by INT_Translator.
- Top Rated Joke Articles - These articles will totally give you a good laugh, because numbers never lie. Written by Croquembouche.
- Top Rated Group of Interest Formats - Few people know how the Groups of Interest write about things that happened to us. This time is close to an end. Written by Croquembouche.
Canon Renaissance Contest Entries
- Everyday Is Somebody's Birthday by Captain Kirby
- Light and the Mole by Grigori Karpin
- Writing History by Ethagon
- Printer's Misdirection by Sinagsikap
- SCP-5877 by Captain Kirby
- Pt. 1 - Gagliarda Dell'Ambasciatore by MalyceGraves
- Mama, put my Guns in the Ground - I canβt Shoot them Anymore by DrDromeus
- Mile High Club by A Random Day
- Dreams Of Nothing by Lamentte
- Chiaroscuro by Tufto
- Corruption by Pedagon
- Nobody, Nobody, Nobody, and Nobody's Encounters with The Man in the White Suit by Rounderhouse
- I crawl a cracked and broken path; if we make it we can all sit back and laugh, but I fear tomorrow I'll be crying by CanOfSoup
- The beat of rain upon the land, broken teardrop in my hand by CanOfSoup
- New Faces: Overture by redredred
- The Paintings Burn A Crimson Red by Sebarus
- The Second Cool War Begins by TyGently
- Bottom Floor by Grigori Karpin
- SCP-5841 by Tyumen
- Queen of the Monsters by stormbreath
- Sun (Sister) and Moon (Champion) by HarryBlank
- The Bowe Decommission, Part Three by HarryBlank
- SCP-5437 by J Dune
- Reviviscence by Ellie3
- SCP-3967 by (user deleted)
- The Desert Sun Shines a Cadmium Yellow by BrokenOrdinance
- DRAFT: CHARITY RESCUE & RELIEF | FOR THE POOR LEVININES, SO FAR FROM GOD (BUT SO CLOSE TO DEEP POCKETS) by RJB_R
- Worry Worry by faminepulse
- A Team You Can (Maybe) Trust by Calibold
- Him and the Other Him by The Pighead
- Divine And Conquer by Weryllium
- AI Classification Guide by Placeholder McD
- The Siege of Site-19 by notgull
- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all of the difference by DolorousDoctor
- The Great Cult Escape by Luxaiko
- What the hand, dare seize the fire? by DolorousDoctor
- Silent roars will kill this curiosity by GerrymanderBassist
- On The Origins of Pre-Modern Fleshspeaking Rituals by Riemann
- Asmodeus by UraniumEmpire
- The Bowe Decommission, Part One by HarryBlank
- Blood In The Water by KaraKatt
- Give It! by KaraKatt
- Welcome To Yellowstone by Grigori Karpin
- The Hills of Adelanto Are Covered In A Cinnabar Green by Sebarus
- SCP-5025 by notgull
- In the cards and at the bend of the road, we never saw you by CanOfSoup
- A Sympathetic Thorn in the Side of the Bookburners by stop1010
- Hello, My Name Isn't by Captain Kirby
- Footage Recovered From a Private Server by notgull
- Noxious Fumes Fill The Area by GreenWolf
- Within The Walls I by JakdragonX
- The Bowe Decommission, Part Two by HarryBlank
- wowwee un kill ursefl by TyGently
- Joey and Overgang and Rita and Molly and Zombies by ch00bakka
- Scenes from a Comprehensive Clusterfuck by HarryBlank
- SCP-4614 by RockTeethMothEyes
- Truth Lies by Calibold
- SCP-5860 by Sinagsikap
- FRAGMENTED / COMPILED by Placeholder McD
- The Four Arcana by djkaktus
- The King In Chains by (user deleted)
- In the Dark by Greyve
- Two Minutes To Midnight by Uncle Nicolini
- Jolly Cooperation by Grigori Karpin
- SCP-5375 by Rounderhouse
- The Library Cries in Ultramarine Blue by UncertaintyCrossing
- Knowledge is a deadly friend if no one sets the rules; the fate of all mankind I see is in the hands of fools. by DrBrandstiftung
- Lost by Dr Moned
- Can You Show Me The Way To Alagadda? by Oboebandgeek99
- #LetTheFactoryFail by The Great Hippo
- A Small Bundle Of Letters by Dr Gears
- Awakening by chiifu
- SCP-5241 by Placeholder McD
- The Ranger with the Big Iron on his Hip by DrDromeus
- Broken Bowe by HarryBlank
- SCP-5391 by J Dune
- Project RUBY by Tyumen
- Ambrose Vienna: An Out-of-Mind Experience by Croquembouche
- GΓΆmbΓΆc by redredred
- Fifty Percent Off Everything by ch00bakka
- Such a Shame It Didn't Work by HarryBlank
- When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well, hang on; don't let yourself go 'cause everybody cries and everybody hurts by DrBrandstiftung
- SCP-5514 by stormbreath
- Ghosts In The Machine by Rounderhouse
- Halfway Lost by JakdragonX
- The Heart of the Beast by aismallard
- Prelude by minmin
- This Is How We Build Revelation by SoullessSingularity
- A Symphony of Iron and Steel by Its a Bad Idea
- The B&B Decommission by HarryBlank
- Everywhere, NY by Taffeta
- SCP-5353 by Tufto
- Internet Explorers by Pedagon
- Smile A Little Smile For Me by PeppersGhost
- Critter Profile: Cappi! by Ellie3
- We draw our own designs but fortune has to make that frame by GerrymanderBassist
- Files intercepted from Anderson Systems personnel by Rounderhouse
- He Picked Up The Gun by Proasek
- Recruitment Drive by Nagiros
- A memory from your lonesome past keeps us so far apart by DrDromeus
Fanart
Here you will find a selection of artists whose art output is worth following. The thumbnails are clickable.
AnAnomalousWriter's Wallpaper Place (and more) by AnAnomalousWriter
Multi Color VariantOutrun Chaos Insurgency WallpaperSCP 173 Neon Wallpaper
Ded's Instagram Page by @just.artuwu
Two BearsFrench CrowSCP-096 (The "Shy Guy")
Honey's Art Page by HoneyChips4090
Apple Kid's uncleprotect your kneecapsWhy is the file name watch
Luxkeeper's Art Page by Luxkeeper
SCP-2521 (ββ|βββββ|ββ|β)SCP-087 (The Stairwell)SCP-012 (A Bad Composition)SCP-5053 (Anything but a stick in the mud)Here Be ButterfliesThe Space Whale
Q&A:
Q: Can I replace a blurb that you wrote for one of my articles with my own? I'm not satisfied with it.
A: Absolutely. You will always have that option at any point.
Q: I noticed an error/typo/incorrect information and wish to correct it. May I?
A: Sure! If the changes are not limited to your own article(s) and/or are substantial changes across multiple entries, you should post in that month's discussion page and then make the changes.
Q: I wrote an article and it seems to have stuck. Can I send a blurb of mine to one of the frequent collaborators?
A: Yup! It's much easier if you come to us about it, and it gives you the control over what you want shown on the news page.
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