News for May 2019

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

  • The Wanderers' Library was relaunched in April with a brand-new look and a vision for the future! Dive into lots of new Library content with a contest that ended this month - The Reshelving 2019. The success of this contest and general increase of activity in the Library means you can look forward to more contests in the near future.
  • The International Groups of Interest Contest has entered its voting phase. 22 teams of writers have contributed articles of 22 different GoIs. The voting period will last one month at which point a winner will be announced.

Featured Articles

  • SCP-3052 ("Disturbed") - However, it was discovered that any subject viewing SCP-3052-1 will perceive it as facing them directly, no matter which angle or direction the subject views it from. Written by Witryso.
  • SCP-2197 ("Shop Class") - If an individual expresses interest in an item, SCP-2197-1 will speak highly of the effort involved in its manufacture and the good character of its maker, often remarking that “he tried his best.” Written by Doc MacGillicuttie.
  • The Green Prince - Typically, a Type-Green entity’s first experience with his or her abilities comes unintentionally, in response to an immediate perceived threat. Written by giant enemy spycrab.
  • Grin and Bear It - He had received a grand total of five hundred and thirty two unread messages since noon that day, seven of which were from the past three minutes. Written by keyii.
  • Critter Profile: Ringo! [Wilson's Wildlife Solutions] - Laura suggested that we delete this file, but I decided that it was better to keep it as a reference. This is history for us, after all. Written by HotColes.

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

  • SCP-3454 ("The Land DENIERS of Tall Bees") - SCP-3454 is the designation for individuals who don't agree that the bees are tall. Written by TL333sTL333s, selected by qntm.
  • SCP-4522 ("The Mystical Village of the Jade Peach") - Grasp this offering between both hands. Feel its weight both in hand as well as in self. Know that which is displayed will tell all that I need to know. Written by WoedenazWoedenaz, selected by Gabriel Jade.
  • SCP-3721 ("Obsolete Weapons System") - “I can still feel it, though. I'm constantly fucking angry. Every single second I spend cooped in this fucking machine, you know what I'm thinking about?” Written by UraniumEmpireUraniumEmpire, selected by RockTeethMothEyes.
  • SCP-3007 ("World of Two Artists") - SCP-3007-1 is a reoccurring hallucinogenic phenomenon, with no apparent pattern regarding age, gender, race, health or occupation. Written by ZhangeZhange, selected by calamitous1.

You will notice little '📈' emojis besides some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of May 1st:


  • SCP-4845 ("I Am The Beast I Worship") - BEWARE Written by KindlyTurtleClem does not match any existing user name.
  • SCP-4281 ("Stalled Conversation") - Occupied! Written by T RutherfordT Rutherford.
  • SCP-4726 ("G A M E R M I L K") - The less we talk about this one the better. Written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.
  • SCP-4807 ("Kolmogorov Complexity") - Written by Lazar LyusternikLazar Lyusternik.
  • SCP-4284 ("Walker Towers") - tall metal bois. Written by GaPSMAVGaPSMAV.
  • SCP-4311 ("I care about you.") - You'd be nothing without me. Written by NatVoltaicNatVoltaic and Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini
  • SCP-4505 ("A Brief History of Anomalous Artwork in the Renaissance") - See, art can be fun! Written by PeppersGhostPeppersGhost.
  • SCP-4502 ("Emily The Eldritch Ergot Goddess & Friends") - Well, that's not what I expected at the bottom of my cereal. Written by Waxwing-oneWaxwing-one.
  • SCP-4617 ("Selfish Preservation") - INFINITE JARS BABY Written by MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought.
  • 📈SCP-4245 ("Judgemental Thermometer") - Twenty degrees? Okay. Sure. Written by 301320290301320290.
  • SCP-4341 ("Unimal Life") - Its like animal, but not. Written by NatVoltaicNatVoltaic.
  • 📈SCP-4151 ("The Garden of Gluttony") - Aliteration and a literal sin. Written by CubicNewt7CubicNewt7.
  • SCP-4153 ("Vincent Price presents… IT CAME FROM SITE-9!") - “It's as much fun to scare as to be scared.” Written by The Great HippoThe Great Hippo.
  • SCP-4559 ("Would You Like a Receipt?") - CVS is in shambles. Written by WestrinWestrin.
  • SCP-4755 ("Mouth Moods") - CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS CLAMS Written by KindlyTurtleClem does not match any existing user name.
  • SCP-4143 ("Infinitestine") - I wonder how this guy's X-Rays look? Written by NatVoltaicNatVoltaic.


GoI Formats



Week of May 8th:


  • SCP-4355 ("OZYMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS") - You know… the guy from that thing? Written by RounderhouseRounderhouse.
  • 📈SCP-4207 ("Auditory Entity") - "Those poor whales." Written by KenomaKenoma.
  • SCP-4797 ("Spire") - "You can climb, but you won't reach the top." Written by TuftoTufto.
  • SCP-4465 ("No Man is an Island") - Love what you've got. Written by DarkStuffDarkStuff.
  • SCP-4152 ("BASEMENT LOVE, Acrylic on canvas") - "Am I cool yet, Mom?" Written by devonmartindevonmartin.
  • SCP-990-J ("Dream Dude") - How would you like to make some easy money? Written by BillithBillith.
  • 📈SCP-4181 ("Spatuland") - Birds? Spatulas? Yes please! Written by TL333sTL333s.
  • SCP-4826 ("No One But Me Gets To Say When I Die") - I'm the master of my own destiny! Written by RockTeethMothEyesRockTeethMothEyes.
  • 📈SCP-4184 ("The Song Is Like Wine And The Rain Is Like Their Sweet Tastes") - "The nigh is long, my will is strong." Written by PopsioakPopsioak.
  • SCP-4267 ("Down With The Flue") - Hey, it's like that song! Written by FlawedFlawed.
  • 📈SCP-4769 ("Physics Teacher") - A responsible breaker of physics. Written by PolarPacificPolarPacific.
  • SCP-4313 ("Stormy Seas in the Milky Way") - Space: the endless ocean. Written by NatVoltaicNatVoltaic.
  • SCP-4534 ("Thousands Of Photographs Of My Favourite Women") - It's unhealthy to be so obsessed. Written by CrashingtonCrashington.
  • SCP-4098 ("S-C-P, easy as 19-3-16!") - Superbly Complex Paragraphs. Written by HenzoidHenzoid and WestrinWestrin
  • SCP-4237 ("Urethra Urinals") - what. Written by KindlyTurtleClem does not match any existing user name.
  • SCP-4322 ("Sleepless Dreams") - Rest for the restless. Written by aismallardaismallard.
  • SCP-4246 ("Thalassomania, or The Dreams of the Firstborn") - Lovecraftian vibes and lush story galore. Written by MetaphysicianMetaphysician.
  • 📈SCP-4701 ("Well, Yeet Me Mama Like A Wagon Wheel") - what Written by LordStonefishLordStonefish.
  • SCP-4959 ("Teotihuacan Pterodactylactery") - Something slumbers in the ancient ruins… Written by WerylliumWeryllium.



Week of May 15th:


  • SCP-4858 ("But the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place") - Run on. Written by TuftoTufto.
  • 📈SCP-4305 ("No Lifeguard On Duty") - ALL KIDS OUT OF THE WATER. Written by ManyMeatsManyMeats.
  • 📈SCP-4595 ("WITCH") - Ding dong, the witch is… dead? Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • SCP-4331 ("When Good Elk Go to War") - *angry elk noises* Written by NatVoltaicNatVoltaic.
  • 📈SCP-4920 ("Take the Train") - Its safer. Maybe. Written by Researcher CallowayResearcher Calloway.
  • 📈SCP-4277 ("Bullet Farm") - Farming bullets ain't much, but its honest work. Written by MaybePirateMaybePirate.
  • SCP-4232 ("Thought Crustacean") - Thinking of you lobsters. Written by magnadeusmagnadeus.
  • SCP-4572 ("Trumpvoid") - Seen through the perception of others. Written by RogetRoget.
  • SCP-4885 ("Find Him") - DO NOT FIND HIM. Written by WestrinWestrin.
  • 📈SCP-4552 ("Auguries of Innocence") - Not to be confused with the book. Written by SupremeLemonBreadSupremeLemonBread.
  • SCP-4288 ("Your Dirty Little Secret") - It's appropriate. Written by stormbreathstormbreath.
  • SCP-4981 ("The Room You Used To Live In") - The hardest part about love is letting it go. Written by KindlyTurtleClem does not match any existing user name.
  • SCP-4662 ("Billy's Already Home") - Sometimes, all it takes is a loving hand. Written by gishfacegishface.
  • 📈SCP-4340 ("The Pekelné Oko of Vítkov Hill") - Good old war. It never changes. Written by KindlyTurtleClem does not match any existing user name.
  • 📈SCP-4392 ("Sandpit") - Damn, that's a lotta humes! Written by Jack IkeJack Ike.


GOI Formats

  • UIU File: 2008-021 - [UIU] "New anomalous party registered: Wilson's Wildlife Shelter (Pending rename to Wilson's Wildlife Solutions as per last communication)." Written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.
  • Critter Profile: The Polar Bear! - [Wilsons] "We're going to be holding a bake sale tomorrow to raise money to rebuild Enclosure 3 and pay for The Polar Bear's temporary home, come buy some apple pies and support us!" Written by DrAnnoyingDogDrAnnoyingDog.



Week of May 22nd:


  • 📈SCP-4439 ("The Weeping Child") - Hey, what's with that stain? Written by caspian2caspian2.
  • 📈SCP-4186 ("Postcards From Italy") - Oh, when the wind would blow with rain and snow … Written by PopsioakPopsioak.
  • 📈SCP-4064 (""It's not you, it's us"") - When oh when will my sisters return? Written by HenzoidHenzoid.
  • 📈SCP-4295 - vroom vroom…. Written by Alces_alcesAlces_alces.
  • 📈SCP-4730 ("Earth, Crucified") - A greater Foundation awaits. Written by Nameless MediocreNameless Mediocre.
  • 📈SCP-4810 ("Hunt Stupid Game, Win Stupid Prizes") - Mother nature has her revenge, and it's fucking FLYING CENTEPIDES. Written by DrCarollDrCaroll and Gabriel JadeGabriel Jade.
  • SCP-4855 ("Mind Like a Steel Trap") - Nothing gets by her. Written by lodditeloddite.
  • 📈SCP-4366 ("Birds of a Feather") - … get the worm! Oh, right. Flock together. Written by MacWarren does not match any existing user name.
  • SCP-4779 ("The Hour of the Wolf") - A war has ravaged the world, just not this one. Written by TuftoTufto.
  • SCP-4667 ("I Am Become Teeth") - I am seriously growing concerned at the amount of dental based horror on this site. Written by LaneousLaneous.
  • 📈SCP-4913 ("5-Star [REDACTED]") - Disturb at your own risk. Written by TheBlueHourTheBlueHour.
  • 📈SCP-4551 ("Bell for a Funeral…") - Loving Memory. Written by Amelia WrightAmelia Wright.
  • 📈SCP-4194 ("All That Falls Has Wings") - Enough Birds to make Hitchcock shy. Written by Quarks-3Quarks-3.
  • 📈SCP-4162 - They call 'em the Homewreckers. Written by LawenardLawenard.
  • 📈SCP-4208 ("Naomi’s Sweetery") - The sweetest AI around! Written by Mew-ltiverseMew-ltiverse.
  • SCP-4264 ("Lesson Plans for Calhoun County") - Learning for a better tomorrow. Written by Nameless MediocreNameless Mediocre.
  • 📈SCP-4210 ("The American Dream") - Only for the birdbrained! Written by SwineappleSwineapple.
  • SCP-4966 ("Tubbioca: Devourer of Souls, Consumer of Secrets, Lord of Munchies") - Have you guys seen Tubbioca dance? Written by Deadly BreadDeadly Bread.
  • SCP-4611 ("The Bears And The Bees") - It's time we had the talk. Written by MortosMortos.
  • SCP-4297 ("The Emu-lution of War") - The Emu War, now with 100% more nukes! Written by devonmartindevonmartin.
  • 📈SCP-4297-J ("Normal Australian Wildlife") - "The SCP Foundation has issued a formal apology to the former staff of Brian's Ostrich Sanctuary." Written by devonmartindevonmartin.


GoI Format

  • 📈The Amazonian Hind - [Serpents Hand] "Given the disastrous description of the death, it is the position of the Hand that the Hind must be protected and the events described not be allowed to pass." Written by stormbreathstormbreath.



Here you will find a selection of artists who consistently released new work throughout the month and whose art output is worth following. Click on the thumbnails to see full size images. Click on the artists' names to see their profile pages where you will find follow/subscribe/watch options.


SCP godsRobyrne-1.jpgThe Scarlet KingRobyrne-2.jpgPangloss & Saturn DeerRobyrne-3.jpg


SCP-173Millie68-1.jpgSCP-682Millie68-2.jpgChaos InsurgencyMillie68-3.jpg

Querro SMO

SCP-408 & SCP-2332 & Zyn Kiryu & KondrakiQuerro-1.jpgDr. BrightQuerro-2.jpgSpeedpaint of personnelQuerro-3.jpg

Sara from December

SCP-1799 & SCP-2030Sara-1.jpgSCP-2852Sara-2.jpgSCP-2030Sara-3.jpg


Dr. ClefNikkoleon-1.jpgDr. RothNikkoleon-2.jpgDr. ClefNikkoleon-3.jpg





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