News for March 2017

Welcome to this installment of site news, where we celebrate "spring"!

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

On-Site News

Featured Articles

  • The featured articles for this month are SCP-2135 ("91st Street Station") by ObserverSeptemberObserverSeptember and Funerals are Fun by WrongJohnSilverWrongJohnSilver. One's about a mysterious train station hidden under Manhattan, and the other's about how reality TV can prevent cicada infestations. Check them out!
  • The featured articles for March were SCP-2870 ("General Malaise") by BryxBryx and Four Seconds, Low Pitched by ksaidksaid. One's about a literally diseased society, and the other's about trying to live normally in a town that's anything but. Check them out!

Event-Featured Articles

The theme for the month of March was indestructible!

Rest of the News

Congratulations to
A Random DayA Random Day | JorethJoreth | djkaktusdjkaktus
for the winning entry:

Missing out on articles? Enjoy a recap on the articles from the past month. A Random DayA Random Day did the blurbs for the first half of the month, and rumetzenrumetzen did the blurbs for the second half.

Contest Articles

On April 20, the SCP-3000 contest concluded! Congratulations to JorethJoreth, djkaktusdjkaktus, and A Random DayA Random Day for winning first place; OZ OuroborosOZ Ouroboros for winning second place; and JekeledJekeled for winning third place! Please note - Series IV is NOT open for articles yet! We still need to fill up Series III, so get to it! Series IV is open!

Week of March 1st:

Hail science!


  • SCP-2678 ("The Vorehole") - Become whole. Become a part of something greater. Become dinner. Written by CyantreuseCyantreuse and djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • SCP-2634 ("A Higher Power") - Life exists in far stranger places than we can conceive of. And it is reaching out to us. Written by Dr SoloDr Solo.
  • SCP-2891 ("Insta-Container!") - You can't stop the world from changing - but you can seal yourself away from it. Contained by BananaRepublicBananaRepublic.
  • SCP-2546 ("A Retroviral Nightmare") - No more will Miss Sally remember them as her parents, but they will remember how you let her perish. Identified by DrBleepDrBleep.
  • SCP-2541 (" Ecological Anomaly of Midassia") - And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. Written by MoenennbysMoenennbys.


  • War Within a Breath - "Who shot four puppet governors in a line/Who shook all the world bankers who think they can rhyme/shot the landlords who knew it was mine/yes, it's a war from the depth of time." Written by rumetzenrumetzen.
  • Former Assets - Marshall, Carter, and Dark are looking to make a deal with Herman Fuller. But that means spending a day at the most grotesque circus in the world… Attended by DrChandraDrChandra.
  • Downvoted - As it turns out, the Foundation briefly contained Cthulhu… before he was deleted from their world for being a pop-culture reference. Translated by ashausesallashausesall.
  • rabbit here, rabbit there - There's something buried under San Jose, and it may have to do with the Mobile Task Force that keeps getting murdered. Written by Zmax15Zmax15.

GoI Formats

  • A Wedding Gift for a Lady Mantis - For his wedding to the famed mantid craftswoman the Lady Zakuro, cloud-scorpion Grauen Wolke presented her with a guardian fish. Documented by ZynZyn.
  • P'rantortiz the Vile - The Black Queens can only watch in horror as the infamous demon knight P'rantortiz conquers all of the known universes - all except for one. Written by ShaggydredlocksShaggydredlocks.


  • Holy Science - Come to the Autocephalous Mission of Moldova and work with Ezekiel Iepureanu, blending dark magicks and darker sciences to bring about the Second Coming. Written by Faminepulse.

Author's Pages

Week of March 8th:

Down here, everything is salt.


  • SCP-2831 ("The Forest Men of ███████") - Be the change you want to see in the world. Written by Sterbai Sterbai .
  • SCP-5417-J ("The Deadly Nackle") - It's not healthy being around all this salt; it really lends itself to a toxic atmosphere. Written by trennerdiostrennerdios.
  • SCP-2471 ("That's the way the cookie crumbles.") - Not everyone will have the same luck in life. But that's just the way the news goes. Eaten by WrongJohnSilverWrongJohnSilver.
  • SCP-2643 ("A Remembered Pet") - When you mew things right, people won't be sure you've meowed anything at all. Written by AaarrrghAaarrrgh.
  • SCP-285 ("A Hack Job") - Holy Heck! You've just found yourself your very own Mr. Hax by Gamers Against Weed! Always use Antimalware, kids. Who is this Fourchan? Written by BananaRepublicBananaRepublic.


Author Pages

Week of March 15th:

The trap is set, and the hunter waits for his prey… but this is a bird of prey.


  • SCP-2497 ("Home for the CactusNights") - There's nothing better than having a joyous Christmas. So why have anything else? Written by DrBleepDrBleep.
  • SCP-2734 ("Exodus of the Clowns") - Sometimes, all there is to do is laugh. Ha. Ha. Written by rockyred9rockyred9.
  • SCP-2587 ("The Odd Family of Martha Fern") - Every scrap of flesh cut away will become another brother for you to love. Written by TomatointheMirrorTomatointheMirror.
  • SCP-2561 ("Pet Radio Mast") - If you want to understand people's minds, first take a look at their television sets. Written by shoutsshouts.
  • SCP-2681 ("Animal Man") - Who needs real friends when you have mother nature to keep you company? Written by Midgard SerpentMidgard Serpent.


Author Pages

Week of March 22nd



  • SCP-2892 ("The Flying Dutchman ") - Tharr she blows you up. Written by CooCooCachooCooCooCachoo.
  • SCP-2573 ("I ain’t never heard of no commy Fifthists or nothin'.") - You know, it's like I always say, when a shoggoth—excuse me, a tsürga-ouláth, the PC police will be after me if I throw words like "shoggoth" around—lays around the house, it really lays AROUND the HOUSE. Published by ch00bakkach00bakka.
  • SCP-2743 ("Nadia") - Dance for me, ballerina. Dance so that the world can fear you. Choreographed by MoenennbysMoenennbys.



Fandom Stuff

  • A Random DayA Random Day diligently scoured the web for all manner of fan art, but if he missed anything, let him or rumetzenrumetzen know!


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