News for January 2020

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This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

  • Saunter on over to the SCP-5000 Hub and check out all the entries this contest! And a congratulations to Tanhony who took home the bread with his entry, "Why?"
  • One of the founders and legends on this site, Dr Gears, has come out with a sad announcement - cancer has been found in one of his kidneys. While information past that is still forthcoming, and ultimately up to him to share, he has set up a fundraiser here to collect money for their medical expenses. Please consider donating if you can!

Featured Articles

  • SCP-3737 - ("Rainbow Bridge") - SCP-3737-2 is the collective designation for the inhabitants of SCP-3737, which are various species of animals commonly kept as household pets. By Pecan
  • SCP-001-D - ""You didn't hear? SCP-001 is dead." By Stormbreath
  • The Sacred Djehuti - WHAT'S THIS? –MOONSTONE BRAVEHEART OF HELHEIM By Lt Flops and Ayers.

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

  • SCP-2410 - ("We Are Beary Sorry") - SCP-2410 refers to stuffed bears that have experienced an ectoentropic phenomenon… Written by TheMightyMcB, Crashington, and N_Aepic_Fael, selected by TheMightyMcB.
  • SCP-4755 - ("The Whole World Has Gone Bananas!") - The following anomaly is Level 6/4755 classified. Written by Nagiros, selected by Francis Scalia.
  • SCP-4823 - ("When We Are Omnipotent") - "SCP-4823 is a ripe specimen of Musa acuminata, more commonly known as a Cavendish banana.” Written by Sebarus, selected by Kilonova.
  • Sometimes It's Not Funny - jockjamsvol6: Guys, I got some bad news. Written by kinchtheknifeblade, selected by Cerastes.

You will notice little '📈' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of January 1st

SCPs

  • 📈 SCP-4875 ("Crying Beneath the Desert, Or; Lorem Desertum") - "Gravedigger, gravedigger, release him from this earth, won’t you?" Written by LordStonefish.
  • SCP-4476 ("Le Famille Natau") - "haha DISGUSTING" Written by MalyceGraves.
  • 📈 SCP-4592 ("There is Music in the Void") - Thank goodness. It was getting lonely in this void. Written by IAmtheBushman.
  • SCP-4438 ("FOURTH") - "hold on i think i left my upvote inside the computer i need to ju-" Written by Tanhony.
  • 📈 SCP-4461 ("I'm a fan.") - Not the spinning kind. Or is it? Written by DrUnoriginal.
  • 📈 SCP-4896 ("Corvid Knife") - SQUAWK SQUAWK! Written by Dr Raveren.
  • 📈 SCP-010-INT ("Become one in the Light") - The tower of Babel beckons. Written by INT_Translator.
  • 📈 SCP-4594 ("There's a gullet beneath London") - I wonder if it tastes like piss and vinegar? Written by Kid F.
  • SCP-4874 ("Friends With You") - That's all I want to be. Written by Ellie3.
  • SCP-4892 ("The Rotten God") - You are outnumbered. Written by Tanhony.
  • 📈 SCP-4728 ("Deletion") - Remember to replace. Written by faminepulse.
  • SCP-4894 ("TOOL FOR EVERY USE") - AND A USE FOR EVERY TOOL Written by Nameless Mediocre.
  • SCP-4861 ("12/11/2030") - Screw you, future me! Written by Tanhony.

Tales

GoI Format

  • Eggplant Election Special - [Deer College] "The incumbent and front-runner, President Diabolus is the definite favorite; the Antichrist Amendment to the Student Body Constitution actually guarantees it, unless someone can disprove his claim to being the Son of Satan." Written by ch00bakka.
  • Three Musings On How It Might've Happened - [Second Hytoth] "And as Nestor wandered, he soon realized he was lost in the cosmos. It soon became apparent that something was not right. Thus, the Void spoke" Written by Oboebandgeek99.

Week of January 8th

SCPs

  • SCP-4473 ("You Make Me Feel Like") - Nothing happens. Written by Tanhony.
  • SCP-4953 ("Burger King Himself") - Who is Tyrant Arby? Written by Auxiphor.
  • 📈 SCP-4734 ("The K-T Extinction Bootstrap") - "FOUNDATION_DECRYPTION_KEY_ACCEPTED" Written by Dr Raveren.
  • 📈 SCP-4582 ("New (New York, New York) York") - A new (new) article by Jekeled.
  • SCP-3448-J ("Should Have Taken Him Sleeping") - Death's greatest blunder. Written by Calibri Bold.
  • SCP-4574 ("Paleolithic Spear Tigers") - life, love, and sacrifice. Written by Weryllium.

Tales

  • Dad Goes to the Zoo - "Was there any other animal with a neck as long as the giraffe?" A new installment for the What a Wonderful World canon, written by DarkStuff.
  • Salt and Pepper (Extra Salty) - "Hold my hands. Say my name. Look at me, recognize me. Please. Just for a second, just… to know I'm here, and not… gone. Not again." The latest installment of the Eternal MxTape series, written by Tsercele.
  • Kyoufu-0 - "NEVER WIDE ENOUGH" Written by NatVoltaic.
  • 📈 It's All Good - "Lily stared at the dice, and placed a hand against the side of her head. Then, she laughed." Written by Ellie3.
  • 📈 The Catching of the Sun - "There are as many stories about the beginnings of the world as there are slaves in Daevon - that is to say, uncountable, and ever increasing." Written by OriCat.
  • Penny for Your Thoughts? - "Cool water splattered against Allen's back as he stared up into the sky." Written by Alces_alces.

Week of January 15th

SCPs

  • 📈 SCP-4541 ("A Toy Story") - Oh boy! Where's Woody? Written by madimot.
  • 📈 SCP-1964-EX ("Anomalous Television") - Gonna watch me some Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Written by Tracque_.
  • 📈 SCP-1340-RU ("Midnight Transmission") - Late night TV. Written by LanceRadioactive.
  • 📈 SCP-4834 ("All Roads Lead To Rome") - Do they, really? Written by Utylike.
  • 📈 SCP-ES-019 ("Apocalyptic Headphones") - DOOOOOOM! Written by Ziakial.
  • 📈 SCP-4191 ("Draco ignem") - Everyone loves Pyro! Written by DL_Baryonyx.
  • 📈 SCP-4741 ("Rolling Them Bones") - Roll tide! Uh, I mean bones! Written by SleepSpell.
  • 📈 SCP-4483 ("Cut off the Head") - It's simple. Cut off G S Palmer's head.

Tales

  • 📈 Blake Tillerson - "There is a time in everyone's life, when we look, talk, and act nothing like who we have been, and who we will become." Written by DarkStuff.
  • 📈 Elä - "Don’t die." Written by OriCat.
  • The Weight - "Changing my name so I can work for the Foundation just put it into the ground." Written by Doctor Cimmerian.
  • 📈 The Crisis: Hills Like White Elephants - "When you're done, I'm ready to talk about your way of thinking. I'm maybe, maybe, coming around to it." Written by Roget.
  • The Peculiar Case Of Custodian Woodworth and Dr. Bright - "Joe was sweeping that night when he encountered Bright for the last time." Written by hawkguyy.
  • 📈 The Hearts Strings: Fear, Death, And Immortality - "We, at the Foundation, do hold some of the most horrible, horrifying things in the universe." Written by KaraKatt.
  • 📈 The Hearts Strings: Being A Part of One of THOSE Families - "I don’t love my family anymore. I don’t enjoy being in their presence." Written by KaraKatt.
  • Young Foundation - "I’ll get the mask and meet you in the backyard in three minutes. Better hurry!" Written by involuntarybookclub.
  • 📈 Oria - "…ping…" Written by Dimadude.
  • A Scene From A Meme(-ory) - "Heather, I'm thirty-one years old!" Written by Lt Flops.
  • 📈 Diving in the San Diego Sea - "If you were a boy who wasn't thinking about girls by freshman year of high school, you were going to by sophomore year, and if you weren't thinking about girls by sophomore year of high school, then there might have been a closet involved." Written by DarkStuff.
  • 📈 Home Sick - "I mean, I bet I can find something out there…" Written by Ellie3.
  • No Cars Allowed - "There's a food truck here?" Written by Ellie3.
  • 📈 The Drooling Path: Part 2 - "I don't recognize the bodies in the water either." Written by Kothardarastrix.
  • 📈 Pt. <3 - Wherever you go, I'll follow - "Oi, gilly. Yous' prolly hungry now, eh?" Written by MalyceGraves.
  • 📈 Snow Is Hell - "Kase mailed his sister a framed picture of him, Irene, and the ghosts." Written by Weryllium.

GoI Format

  • 📈 UIU File 2019-031 - [Unusual Incidents Unit] "Hey uh so uh I'm calling up to report uh my neighbor. She lives at uh 23 Cutts Avenue. Uh so it's like, uh 3am right… and uh it sounds like she's hammering something a bunch." A new installment for the Broken Masquerade canon, written by cybersqyd.
  • Ambrose Backdoor Soho - [Ambrose Restaurants] "Sicilian pizza made with buffalo mozarella and a creamy tomato sauce, topped with out-of-this-world fresh tomatoes and basil, bred by reclusive parabotanist Stella Lindholm. Let the world melt around you with each taste." A new installment for the Trashfire canon, written by UraniumEmpire.

Week of January 22nd

SCPs

  • 📈 SCP-3567 ("Chrono-Wrap") - Not Trigger, but Wrap! Written by torcsandantlers.
  • SCP-4832 ("📻 👌") - 📃👌 Written by H0dari.
  • 📈 SCP-3193 ("Christmas War") - THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS Written by DrAkimoto.
  • 📈 SCP-4568 ("Dilemma of the Twin Serpents") - the earthquakes, jim! Written by Logarithmika.
  • SCP-4524 ("A Flesh, New World") - The fleshy new take on the Aladdin classic. Written by BlueJones.
  • 📈 SCP-4273 ("The Bonsai Trees") - Tiny, tender trees. Written by Marcelles_Raynes.
  • SCP-3529 ("snake = snek = cute ^~^") - Surprisingly not written in Python. Written by XilasCrowe.
  • 📈 SCP-4718 ("Unsinkable") - Just like the Titanic. Written by swordlover87.
  • SCP-4109 ("FINAL CONCLUSION: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE") - yeah, I agree. Written by Deadly Bread.
  • SCP-4564 ("Butthole Surfers") - "They were all in love with dyin' / They were drinking from a fountain / That was pouring like an avalanche / Coming down the mountain" Written by Dr Balthazaar.

Tales

  • 📈 The Beginnings of Love - "In an entirely new social circle, Tim could have made fast friends if it weren't for his studies." Written by DarkStuff.
  • Modern Hauntings, Old Charlatanism - "A Foster the People song was playing on the radio when the aging grey sedan pulled up to the apartment block." Written by Ihp.

GoI Format

  • Herman Fuller Presents: The Penitent Man - [Herman Fuller's Circus of Disqueting] "As far as freaks go, I’m really quite no’mal. I bleed a lot, and my blood don't coagulate. Simple nuff, right?" Written by MalyceGraves.

Misc

SCP-5000 Contest!

Make sure to check out the entries!

  1. SCP-5000: Why? by Tanhony
  2. SCP-5999: This is Where I Died by Shaggydredlocks, TheeSherm, VolgunStrife, Woedenaz, Modern_Erasmus
  3. SCP-5001: Sacrosanct by Yossipossi
  4. SCP-5002: A Death in Containment by psul
  5. SCP-5500: Death of the Authors by Ihp
  6. SCP-5005: Lamplight by Tufto
  7. SCP-5370: Chessland by Taffeta
  8. SCP-5003: Powerless by Captain Kirby
  9. SCP-5555: Made in Heaven by A Random Day, Rounderhouse, Uncle Nicolini
  10. SCP-5423: The Empty Room by DrEverettMann
  11. SCP-5004: MEGALOMANIA by djkaktus
  12. SCP-5006: Trust No One by RockTeethMothEyes, TheMightyMcB
  13. SCP-5007: Bass Strait by Dr Balthazaar
  14. SCP-5100: Chronophobia by Sterbai
  15. SCP-5060: North Sentinel Planet by Jacob Conwell
  16. SCP-5432: Let There Be Bright by Nameless Mediocre
  17. SCP-5666: When a Mind Flies Into the Sun by Laneous
  18. SCP-5087: When Have They Gone? by HammerMaiden
  19. SCP-5600: A December To Remember by ManyMeats
  20. SCP-5069: The Eightfold Path by ch00bakka
  21. SCP-5055: Pandora by T Rutherford
  22. SCP-5050: The Dragon of Mittenwald by JackalRelated
  23. SCP-5010: Murder, She Redacted by Uncannyon
  24. SCP-5321: The Spoiler by GrimmCreeper
  25. SCP-5995: The Viper And The Newborn by SoullessSingularity
  26. SCP-5012: There Is No Escape From The Bottomless Pit by UraniumEmpire
  27. SCP-5777: Irrational Exuberance by Lambda Fairy
  28. SCP-5998: Man, Ascendant by Cerastes
  29. SCP-5790: [DATA KILLED] by MaliceAforethought
  30. SCP-5931: Nobody Shot Me by EpsilonSyndrome
  31. SCP-5051: Severance by Weryllium
  32. SCP-5008: HUSH by rattles
  33. SCP-5800: The Fifth Gate by not_a_seagull, Connor MacWarren
  34. SCP-5900: PITCHBLACK by aismallard
  35. SCP-5052: The Hand that Mocked and the Heart that Fed by GentleGifts
  36. SCP-5300: Ship in a Bottle by MirageTD, Habitual_Snubnose
  37. SCP-5009: Catch-22 by tupacofficial
  38. SCP-5018: The Broken Rose by JakdragonX, IronDruid
  39. SCP-5111: Fermi, Exterminated by Popsioak, WinterShadow
  40. SCP-5037: Unsolved by ScarfDyedShadow
  41. SCP-5997: The River of Mnemosyne by swordlover87
  42. SCP-5225: The Abyss Stares Back by Deadly Bread, XilasCrowe
  43. SCP-5682: A Brief Moment of Revelation by stormbreath
  44. SCP-5011: Man of Steel by Roget, Caro
  45. SCP-5013: Old, Unhappy, Far-Off Things by ModernMajorGeneral
  46. SCP-5700: So Says I by ItsDenali
  47. SCP-5708: From Asgard With Love by DrAkimoto
  48. SCP-5454: Terratoma by Mortos
  49. SCP-5204: Dance On The Shore by Dyslexion
  50. SCP-5099: The Holy Lance by Cyvstvi13
  51. SCP-5760: A Quiet Night by Dr Astari
  52. SCP-5737-EX: Entheogen by OriCat
  53. SCP-5317: Misdirection by Logarithmika
  54. SCP-5400: System Error by slashannemoo, Dr Ore
  55. SCP-5678: The Bamboo Thicket by Oboebandgeek99
  56. SCP-5128: The Source by Magmablack
  57. SCP-5014: Wille zum Leben by OthellotheCat
  58. SCP-5335: The Freudian Split by MalyceGraves, plaidypus
  59. SCP-5775: Deimos by Spider_Jaws
  60. SCP-5015: (Not) All Who Wander Are Lost by Doctor North, pr0m37h3um
  61. SCP-5505: Hook, Line, And Sinker by Penton
  62. SCP-5121: Ev'rwyn Spire by FourMinorSix
  63. SCP-5536: From the Prison Moons by Doorhandle
  64. SCP-5016: What lies beneath by Dr Grym
  65. SCP-5566: The Scientific Method by Quinnen, Scented_Shadow
  66. SCP-5017: Hard Landing by GerrymanderBassist
  67. SCP-5830: Ahtohallan by kg583
  68. SCP-5030: Junior Researcher Bolívar, deceased during a Containment Breach on 21/12/18 by Jakuwoski

2019 in Review

Highest Rated SCPs of the Year

1st: SCP-4205 - "In The Eyes of the Beholder 🖳 " by Woedenaz
2nd: SCP-MYSTERY-J by Uncle Nicolini
3rd: SCP-1322-J - "A Whole New World" by Cerastes

Highest Rated Tales of the Year

1st: Your Very Last SCP! by The Great Hippo
2nd: letters to my future self by Athosnetwork
3rd: #stormsite19 by Uncle Nicolini

Highest Rated GoI Formats of the Year

1st: Uncle Nicolini's Proposal... Maybe. by Uncle Nicolini
2nd: Project Proposal 2014-1221: Finally Waking Up by Uncle Nicolini
3rd: Critter Profile: Bartholomew! by Lt Flops and Kindlyturtleclem

Highest Rated Pages Per Month

January

SCP: SCP-4205 - "In The Eyes of the Beholder 🖳 " by Woedenaz
Tale: Orientation for the Pastaphysics Department by Doctor Cimmerian
GoI Format: 'Para-Pedigrees' PED464/CAN33/LUP22 by Uncle Nicolini


February

SCP: Pedantique's Proposal by Pedantique
Tale: letters to my future self by Athosnetwork
GoI Format: Adoption Poster: Bandit! by Uncle Nicolini


March

SCP: SCP-4335- "A Welt in the Crucible" by Westrin
Tale: The Many Portraits of Jack Bright by Captain Kirby
GoI Format: Project Proposal 2014-1221: Finally Waking Up by Uncle Nicolini


April

SCP: SCP-4517- "Not Very 𝒩" by Maliceaforethought
Tale: CASE HATE RED by qntm
GoI Format: GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM by Lt. Flops and Uncle Nicolini/Deer and the Overseers by Stormbreath


May

SCP: SCP-4281 - "Stalled Conversation" by T Rutherford
Tale: Keeping it Chill With Your Homies at the SCP Foundation by Henzoid
GoI Format: Critter Profile: The Polar Bear! by Jade Skylar


June

SCP: SCP-4182 - "There is no Site-5" by The Great Hippo
Tale: More Like Rainbow Crapitalism by ch00bakka
GoI Format: Critter Profile: Bartholomew! by Lt Flops and Kindlyturtleclem


July

SCP: SCP-4338 - "Vulcan, the Disaster" by T Rutherford
Tale: Your Very Last SCP! by The Great Hippo
GoI Format: Uncle Nicolini's Proposal... Maybe. by Uncle Nicolini


August

SCP: SCP-4971 - "Rituals" by djkaktus
Tale: Masquerade's End by Uncle Nicolini
GoI Format: Danger: Incinideer! by INT_Translator2


September

SCP: SCP-4773-2 - " and a stuffed bear" by Henzoid and Maliceaforethought
Tale: #stormsite19 by Uncle Nicolini
GoI Format: SPC-3787 by DrAkimoto


October

SCP: Dr.Michaels by Henzoid and Lt Flops
Tale: Outdated by Cerastes
GoI Format: The Incredible Ozwald's Shoes by INT_Translator3


November

SCP: SCP-4026- "guardian 'angel' " by Uncle Nicolini
Tale: Lord Blackwood in the Land of Wonder by Raddagher and Uncle Nicolini
GoI Format: Clown Town by DrChandra


December

SCP: SCP-MYSTERY-J by Uncle Nicolini
Tale: Wild Light by qntm
GoI Format: SPC-446 by Uncle Nicolini


Editorials' Picks


Fanart

Here you will find a selection of artists who consistently released new work throughout the month and whose art output is worth following. The thumbnails are clickable.


Alces' Statue Garden by Alces_alces

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Calibri's Mega Cool Art Page by Calibri Bold

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The Heart Art Page by KaraKatt

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SCP DeviantArt Gallery by CharnelleAndOcs

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SlimeyHoneyBunny's Amino Page by SlimeyHoneyBunny

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Jennifer Swann's DeviantArt Page by Jennifer Swann

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