News for January 2019

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

  • Reviewer's Spotlight - The monthly themed articles have been replaced! In their place, spotlights from some of our forum critters have taken their place!
  • The cliche con kicked off and finished this month! Look down below for more information!

Featured Articles

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

Cliche-Con 2019!

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Made by dentixvoxeldentixvoxel - find more of their art here!

The first contest of 2019 started off with a bang! And if you think that's cliche, that's a good thing, because the theme of this contest was cliches! Hooray! Voting closes out soon, so make sure to get your votes in!



You will notice little '📈' emojis besides some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of January 1st:

SCPs

  • 📈SCP-3592 ("Kindertransport") - "Historical evidence shows that most of the 250 children on board died under Nazi occupation." Written by WilsWils.
  • SCP-4496 ("Gold Plastic Syndrome (Infectious)") - Transformers Beast Wars SCP? SIGN ME UP! Written by SJoleneSJolene.
  • SCP-4501 ("At The Mountains Of Minty Freshness") - Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Minthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, minty fresh. Written by Waxwing-oneWaxwing-one.
  • 📈SCP-4323 ("Touch") - a half forgotten song - where do I… belong? Written by RandominiRandomini.
  • SCP-4923 ("[ACCESS DENIED]") - Written by RandominiRandomini… Or no one, depending on perspective.
  • SCP-351 ("Read-Only Memory") - =^..^= MEOW Written by 9Volt9Volt and MeserachMeserach
  • SCP-3841 ("Death & Rebirth") - That's no moon… Written by 9Volt9Volt.
  • SCP-4644 ("Sea, Sky, and Spirit") - Metempsychosis is a beautiful thing. Written by AlleraRey AlleraRey and ZynZyn.
  • Hey! Vsauce! peach timepeach time here. Now, I'm sure you're wondering "What is the sky?", or, more importantly, SCP-4515 ("Why is the Sky?") -
  • 📈SCP-4065 ("The Customer Is Always Right") - Even when they're not. Written by Arcade0416Arcade0416.
  • 📈SCP-4940 ("Continuity Anchor") - ERROR CONTINUITY NOT FOUND Written by Ouran-OSOuran-OS.
  • SCP-4177 ("50% Off") - Miracle weight loss. Written by MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought.
  • 📈SCP-4369 ("The Cassandra Effect") - "And with the final backdraft, Charlie and his wife will succumb to the flames." Written by ManyMeatsManyMeats.
  • 📈SCP-3352 ("Caldera Extractor") - Acne cream! Written by Doctor PetersonDoctor Peterson.
  • SCP-4734-EX ("It Was Inside You All Along") - It's just fucking juice. Written by OthellotheCatOthellotheCat.
  • SCP-2304 (""Like This Image To Die Instantly"") - I've been spam liking it for days and I'm not dying. Was this a ploy for upvotes, RounderhouseRounderhouse?!
  • SCP-2348 ("sky") - Remember when we asked "Why is the sky?" I think now it would be prudent to ask "WHAT is the sky" Written by 9Volt9Volt.
  • 📈SCP-4359 ("Sash Lantern") - Shining a light on mining. Written by Reverend FoxReverend Fox.
  • SCP-4266 ("The Thing that Makes You Kill People") - "SUBJECT: He said I could survive. He said I could live forever." Written by gishfacegishface.

Tales

GOI Formats

  • 'Para-Pedigrees' PED464/CAN33/LUP22 - [Marshall, Carter, and Dark] "There are enough critters under our care in need of loving homes, and it just recently became easy to adopt them out. The last thing these poor things need is an influx of unusual critters crowding them out." Written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.
  • Hare 023: The Cheshire Cat - [Chicago Spirit] "We figured that the Spooks had someone tailing us for a while. We didn't figure they were going to send the Joseph Christoph. He was the man who crippled the Irrealta Family in New York. Earned himself a target on his back and a king's bounty on his head for it." Written by RounderhouseRounderhouse and Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini
  • Project Proposals 2004-013/2014-114/2024-072: "Losing Your Cool" - [Are We Cool Yet?] "All in all, what you did wasn't very cool." Written by Captain KirbyCaptain Kirby.
  • Ambrose Thorn Valley - [Ambrose Restaurants] "On my last visit, the Twice-Blessed Ragout was a bit disappointing. The sauce is so decadent one can barely taste the cancer." Written by mayoculpamayoculpa.
  • Fifteenth Anonymous Donation - [Manna Charitable Foundation] "I'm requesting emergency evacuation, ASAP. Please dispatch emergency surgeons, we can't bear to see Alice hold her intestines in a wicker basket and her voice gave out an hour ago but we still hear the screaming." Written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.

Author Pages

Misc

Week of January 8th:

SCPs

  • 📈SCP-4637 ("Resource Allocation") - Trust no one. Not even yourself. Written by 440 Hertz440 Hertz.
  • SCP-3794 ("Salsa Hammer") - You ever hit someone with a hammer only to have them turn into salsa? Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • 📈SCP-4682 ("Body Dysmorphia Mirror") - Reflecting sometimes leads one to question their choices. Written by TechSorcerer2747TechSorcerer2747.
  • SCP-3723 ("Already Perfect") - Sometimes the world can be a good place. Written by ashburystreetashburystreet.
  • SCP-4785 ("Infohazardous Cabinet") - 👋 Written by not_a_seagullnot_a_seagull.
  • SCP-4603 ("The Ballad of Frank and Mia; Written and Composed in B-Major") - The sound of heartbreak. Written by HotColesHotColes.
  • SCP-4364 ("Let Him Eat Cake") - MORE CAKE. Written by taylor_itkintaylor_itkin.
  • 📈SCP-4448 ("The Elk in the Lake") - Wheelin, dealing, and swimming. Written by neur0ticslugneur0ticslug.

Tales

GOI Formats

Week of January 15th:

SCPs

  • SCP-2743 ("Slow Dancing in the Dark") - From the stars, sacrifice. From sacrifice, salvation. Written by KindlyTurtleClemKindlyTurtleClem.
  • 📈SCP-4987 ("Now Face North") - Nerf the North. Written by WrongJohnSilverWrongJohnSilver.
  • SCP-1712 ("An Unusual Occurrence On August 11th, 1959") - He was a skater Boyd/I said see ya later Boyd/and then he exited the atmosphere. Rewritten by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini, originally written by RogetRoget.
  • 📈SCP-4772 ("Kurentovanje") - Sometimes, to counter declining birth rates, you have to turn 20-30% of your unmarried men into depressed bone creatures. Written by SchachSchach.
  • 📈SCP-4059 ("The Jersey Devil") - The rednecks are all that stand between the world and the anomalous. Written by TheMightyMcBTheMightyMcB.
  • SCP-4043 ("Gaia") - "[You are an answer to a problem.]" Written by GentleGiftsGentleGifts.
  • 📈SCP-4345 ("Even Though I'm No Better Than a Tree, Don't I Have the Right to Live?") - "When men did battle, their roots grew well from the succor and strength of dirt mixed blood. From this union, bore fruit. And when it grew sweat, the fruit caught fire in its flesh that lit the night a burning bush." Written by KindlyTurtleClemKindlyTurtleClem.
  • 📈SCP-3611 ("The Yamauchi Deck") - Just a simple game of cards. Written by minminminmin.
  • 📈SCP-4870 ("Something's Wrong with Site-17") - The most narcissistic turtle in the world. Written by ItsDenaliItsDenali.
  • 📈SCP-4064 ("Waiting To Come Back, or, Coming Back, or, To Have Come Back From The Abyss") - Trial and error. Written by AlchosAlchos.
  • SCP-4610 ("cloud compute by dado") - "While the specific extension used by the file, .dado, is not a recognised extension of any standard file type, it has been found to work on all tested operating systems." Written by MecheonMecheon.
  • 📈SCP-4303 ("Wild Rose") - Potty the Potted Plant has met with some unfortunate circumstances. Written by WarbreakerWarbreaker.
  • SCP-2541 ("Like a Lemon, Sexuality Looks Beautiful and Alluring…") - Fuck hard, but fuck responsibly. Written by OthellotheCatOthellotheCat.
  • SCP-3721 ("It's Just Spoiled Milk. I Promise.") - There's probably a time traveler out there who just really doesn't want anyone to mess with their milk. Written by RockTeethMothEyesRockTeethMothEyes.
  • 📈SCP-3658 ("The Time Walker") - A chronon. What happens when you cross a proton with time travel? Written by exineexine.
  • SCP-3583 ("Hellbus") - Ms. Frizzle isn't real. Written by VoctVoct.
  • SCP-4469 ("ASMR: But I Come Out of the Screen and Beat You with a Shoe") - "What are you gonna do, huh? Come out of my screen and beat me with a shoe?" Written by KindlyTurtleClemKindlyTurtleClem.

Tales

Author Pages

Misc

Week of January 22nd:

SCPs

  • SCP-3739 ("Mind-Milk™ by Moosphere, Inc.") - "SCP-3739 manifests from the Noosphere as the corporation Moosphere, Inc.: a gestalt thought-based dairy company threatening an impending CK-Class restructuring event." Written by FloppyPhoenixFloppyPhoenix and KindlyTurtleClemKindlyTurtleClem.
  • SCP-4729 ("Beauty From Pain") - I try to keep warm, but I just grow colder… Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • 📈SCP-273-J ("‘Freezies’") - Sponsered by FRUIT™: Eat It Up! Written by DrMartensDrMartens.
  • 📈SCP-4129 ("For Here or To-Go?") - Sandwiches are best at home anyways. Written by ThisNameIsTakenThisNameIsTaken.
  • SCP-4873 ("This Town Ain't Big Enough") - The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly plays in the distance. Written by ShoesMafiaShoesMafia.
  • 📈SCP-4711 ("The Inconvenience Store") - "Fuck every single person who walks in. All of them, equally and wholly." Written by QpalzoQpalzo.
  • SCP-4026 ("Happy Feet") - It's less happy feet, more happy growth of fingers and fingernails. Written by KindlyTurtleClemKindlyTurtleClem.
  • 📈SCP-3781 ("OK ペインター!") - "Input: "OK Painter, You are already dead. !" Written by stoymyboystoymyboy.
  • 📈SCP-4490 ("Open your mind a little!") - "There is also a label for drug facts on the back of the label, and often includes listings for ingredients that do not exist. Examples include listings for; “magic dust”, “liquid void”, and “the color blue.”" Written by ZooBooksZooBooks.
  • 📈SCP-4072 ("GamePal™") - Finally, a produce made for true Gamers! Written by SpringingTrapsSpringingTraps.
  • SCP-4760 ("The Other Eye") - He still watches. Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • SCP-3462 (“Lights, Camera, REDACTION”) - This block has been busted for the very last time. Written by Deadly BreadDeadly Bread.
  • 📈SCP-4424 ("The Train With No Final Station") - She took the midnight train going Nowhere. Written by MarioToastMarioToast.

Tales

GOI Formats

Author Pages


Fanart

Here you will find a selection of artists who consistently released new work throughout the month and whose art output is worth following. Click through to their profile pages on various sites to find follow/subscribe/watch options.


MrKlay - the creator of the new "SCP-106, mid emergence" image and the "SITE 22" short film has been sharing renders for his next planned project - an SCP-096 short film (click the cropped thumbnails for full images and more information):
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Click here to see MrKlay's older videos.


Will Burke, well known for their drawings of Eldritch Garfield, has taken an interest in SCP this month:
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More of Will Burke's drawings here.


Cweeperz took a break from drawing their comedic SCP series "Irresponsible Researchers" (seen in the link below) to share a few works in progress done in a more detailed style:
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See more than 100 SCP drawings by Cweeperz on their profile.


MireGari on Twitter has been consistently making high quality SCP art for some time. Here are just a few of their January creations:
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See more of MireGari's tweets.


FloofyDwagon on DeviantArt takes some time to make SCP images in various styles once in a while. Last time they made a batch of minimalist vector posters for iconic articles, now they are back with a different style - painted illustrations of mostly high concept articles.
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See the rest of FloofyDwagon's art.


kayaqi has made a few SCP illustrations this month in their signature clean and sleek style and with excellent composition.
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Follow kayaqi here.


New artwork pages on this Wiki:

Artwork pages that have had additions this month:

See the SCP Artwork Hub for a listing of over 70 artwork pages on this wiki.


Other fandom news:


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