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News for October 2019

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

  • The SCP Wiki Needs Your Help to #StandWithSCPRU! The wiki is, essentially, under attack - Andrey Duskin, who you may remember from some months ago for trying to copyright the SCP logo, is back. This time, he's trying to extort SCP-RU into making him an admin and turning the wiki into a glorified advertisement. With your help, we've raised over $50,000 for legal funds, which you can still contribute to here: http://scp.bz/fundraiser While the fight isn't over yet, everyone's support has been amazing. For more information, go here: http://scp.bz/standwithru
  • We here in the Site News hope you've had an awesome Halloween season here on this most spooky of websites!

Featured Articles

  • SCP-3636 - ("World's Greatest Jukebox") - The jukebox was found undamaged with the screen showing a video of the fire from the bar's exterior while playing the song "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel. Written by GerrymanderBassistGerrymanderBassist
  • SPC-2922 - TEETH-FILLED VOID is a desert within Corbenic that is perpetually night. Written by stormbreathstormbreath.

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

  • SCP-4436 - ("Jesus Saves") - SCP-4436 is an large active distributed database, presently stored in an array of supercomputers located at Site-48. Written by spikebrennanspikebrennan, selected by MacWarren.
  • SCP-4389-J - ("Can the Foundation do THIS?") - The anomalous effect of SCP-4389-J varies in potency depending on how long a member of personnel has been employed at the Foundation. Written by gee0765gee0765, selected by gee0765.
  • SCP-4795 - ("Feathered F(r)iends") - A large flock of an estimated 30,000 pigeons had amassed above the park and attacked. Written by Lt FlopsLt Flops and Mew-ltiverseMew-ltiverse, selected by DrAkimoto.
  • SCP-4866 - ("𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘳™, a product of Optimark Synthetic Personnel Solutions") - SCP-4866 is a series of murderous synthetic humanoid constructs explicitly advertised as a commercial product, to be sold and purchased by the consumer public. Written by CadaverCommanderCadaverCommander, selected by Tanhony.

You will notice little '📈' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of October 1st:

SCPs

  • SCP-4703 ("Perfectly Legal") - Of course, we can. You can tell the mayor, the Army and the President. Our business is not illegal at all. Talk to Mister PeppersGhostPeppersGhost, he's the man in charge.
  • SCP-4578 ("A Good Guy with a Gun") - I am a good man (Yes, I am) / And I have a good gun / Got me big old skip and I / I like to have fun. Fired by daveyoufooldaveyoufool.
  • SCP-4382 ("Entropic of Hulwick") - MADE. NOISES. Written by T RutherfordT Rutherford.
  • SCP-4518 ("MBMBMBMBMBMBMBaM") - Yeah, nope, that wasn't a good name. Good show, but bad name. Written by cybersqydcybersqyd.
  • SCP-4756 ("A Reborn Man.") - And today, the Flesh made him free. Written by Edna GranboEdna Granbo.
  • SCP-4508 ("Otterly Prophetic") - He told him, but he didn't want to believe this. Prophesized by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-4796 ("Sanctuary of the Sky Pineapples") - You had the pineapples ? Fine. Now, eat it and guess what there is inside. Eaten by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • SCP-4376 ("Have you tried just smiling more ?") - Yes, I try. I try every day, every damn hour of my life. And I don't feel better. Thanks for nothing. Getting out of a neck by CrashingtonCrashington.
  • SCP-4634 ("Out-of-Order") - I'm afraid you cannot use this room. Yes, it's been two weeks. Signs affixed by MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought.
  • SCP-4781 ("Sour and Dill") - Yes, a regular pickle. It's just that. Written by aismallardaismallard.
  • SCP-4715 ("A Demon Born of War") - War never change. And he knows that more, much more than you. Originally written by HK-016HK-016, rewritten by Dr BalthazaarDr Balthazaar.
  • SCP-4542 ("Bug Bunnies") - That's all, folks. That's really all. Written by Mew-ltiverseMew-ltiverse.
  • Dr. Michaels ("Dr. Michaels is not in danger. ") - Dr. Michaels' case doesn't require assistance. Dr. Michaels is fine. Dr. Michaels is not Lt FlopsLt Flops.
  • SCP-4358 ("An Undying Love") - We ain't never getting older. Written by kinchtheknifebladekinchtheknifeblade.

Tales

GoI Formats

  • 📈 The Incredible Ozwald's Shoes - [Das Wunderkabinett] "Ladies, gentlemen, undefinable cosmic beings, and universe travelers eager to discover the secrets of reality’s weaves… now, locomotion through existential planes is much more hassle-free !" Originally written by GoldenbrownGoldenbrown and ZeroManZeroMan, translated by INT_TranslatorINT_Translator.
  • 📈 SPC-2970 - [Shark Punching Center] "Someone needs to get our recording back to the ship ! Your inexperienced so it has to be you ! Now, for the love of the Grand Puncher, SWIM !" Written by BlueJonesBlueJones.
  • 📈 Alchemical Familiars - [Serpent's Hand] "Alchemical familiars do not just readily offer their assistance to those they perceive as guardians and mentors." Written by DeviantDharmaDeviantDharma.

Misc

Week of October 8th:

SCPs

  • SCP-4675 ("I Don't Exist") - I can hear your question : why I'm still here if I don't exist? Well, talk to redredredredredred if you want to know.
  • 📈 SCP-ES-122 ("greatGreenishGreenery v1.01") - OK, so click here and it will work. You'll see, it's really efficient. Originally written by LazyLasagneLazyLasagne, translated by JackalRelatedJackalRelated. All hail "#dickslap".
  • SCP-4957 ("Cold, Turning Blue") - It's cold, it's not black but I'm sure as hell that it's infinite. Written by RogetRoget.
  • SCP-4381 ("Moccus Meme") - Oiiiiiiiiiiiink. Turned into a pig by KenomaKenoma.
  • SCP-9999-J ("Ground Beef") - Meuuuuuuuh… wait, I have a feeling of "déjà-vu". Written by ManyMeatsManyMeats.
  • 📈 SCP-4875 ("Crying Beneath the Desert, Or ; Lorem Desertum") - "Can I stay here for him ?" Written by AlmardukAlmarduk.
  • SCP-4204 ("To Pluck the Moon from the Sky") - "You know not of what you seek / You'll doom the world to wander the night / With no light to guide the paths that men seek." Enlightened by DyslexionDyslexion.
  • SCP-4961 ("All Dogs Go To Heaven") - No, darling, he's not dead. He's in the Heaven of Dogs, now. Written by ItsDenaliItsDenali.
  • SCP-4745 ("Spooky Scary Snowman") - They will not send shrivers down your spine, this time. Snowballs were created by Calibri BoldCalibri Bold.
  • SCP-4932 ("Sadly, Nothing Lasts Forever") - So, if you meet someone you really like, enjoy all the good moments. Written by WestrinWestrin.
  • SCP-4622 ("Requiem") - Surely, at least one person will be remember you. Or your last words. Written by MacWarrenMacWarren.

Tales

Misc

Week of October 15th:

SCPs

  • SCP-4607 ("Whalefall City") - "The worms are here again." Written by KenomaKenoma.
  • SCP-4706 ("An Array of Nonsense") - "Number? Those don't exist, IDIOT." Written by ManyMeatsManyMeats.
  • SCP-4608 ("Appleseed") - The grave can't hold back the raw power of Johnny Appleseed. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-4537 ("Artist's Syndrome") - "It's not good enough. Not yet." Written by PentonPenton.
  • 📈 SCP-4625 ("To The Fans") - The lost city of gold (medals). Written by redredredredredred.
  • SCP-4928 ("The Wishing Well") - " SCP-4928 is a collection of seven kittens dressed in Halloween costumes. Every instance also wears identical collars bearing the word "Billy's" in a child's handwriting." Written by DyslexionDyslexion.
  • SCP-4800-J ("The One True God") - "When viewed, SCP-4800 takes the form of a banana with anthropomorphic arms, legs, and facial features." Written by not_a_seagullnot_a_seagull.
  • SCP-2410 ("We Are Beary Sorry") - There's something wrong with Teddy. Written by TheMightyMcBTheMightyMcB, N_Aepic_FaelN_Aepic_Fael, and CrashingtonCrashington.
  • SCP-4437 ("Going Forward, Really, Really Fast") - "We were not sure how far in the past you would go. I may not show it, but I am deeply disappointed by the lack of Velociraptor in your testing environment as well." Written by PopsioakPopsioak.
  • SCP-4814 ("Woodpecker") - "SCP-4814 is the collective designation for nine trees, designated as SCP-4814-1 through SCP-4814-9, that are biologically similar to standard human women in all manners except form." Written by RockTeethMothEyesRockTeethMothEyes.
  • SCP-4361 ("Red Is Her Favorite Color") - "SCP-4361 is an entity that generates a four-second YouTube video each time its most recent YouTube video is observed." Written by KybardKybard.
  • SCP-4886 ("The Cop and the Countryside") - WORM PEOPLE. Written by UraniumEmpireUraniumEmpire.
  • SCP-4762 ("Multiple Solutions") - Who are we to question our cage? Written by Nameless MediocreNameless Mediocre.
  • 📈 SCP-4708 ("Thpecial Containment Prothedure") - "SCP-4708 is Michael Gerard Tyson, the former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion." Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-4934 ("The House That Chuck Built") - The gods of this world prevent your entry. Written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.

Tales

Misc

Week of October 22nd:

SCPs

  • 📈 SCP-4562 ("Melody of your life") - Do you play in a minor or major key? Written by AgentAXAgentAX.
  • SCP-4451 ("tsar roomba by dado") - Nuclear powerd succ. Written by DyslexionDyslexion.
  • SCP-4456-D ("Decommissioned Mission") - Do what you want, because a pirate is free! Written by Calibri BoldCalibri Bold.
  • 📈 SCP-4356 ("The Not-Quite-Broken-Clock Affair") - Knowledge of the future is a powerful thing. Written by ViviSection8ViviSection8.
  • SCP-4368 ("To Sleep, Perchance to See") - BEHOLD, MY MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN! Written by KybardKybard.
  • 📈 SCP-4842 ("The Disintegration Loops") - The song don't stop, the music will never die. Written by DecibellesDecibelles.
  • 📈 SCP-4421 ("Every Job in Eaton, Ohio") - Times are hard and buisnesses are scarce… Written by redredredredredred.
  • 📈 SCP-4685 ("Every Man Must Pay His Due") - And Lo, I beheld a rusty crane; its rider's name was death, and hell followed after. Written by ItsDenaliItsDenali.
  • SCP-4829 ("Umbryo") - Is there life in space? Or is there space in life? Written by WerylliumWeryllium.

Tales

  • Black Bird - "A baby Jay was brought up. By a Magpie and a Rook. Their family was happy" Written by Oboebandgeek99Oboebandgeek99.
  • 📈 What A Performance - "That was his name…. Brad. That motherfucker. I can't believe I forgot about Brad." Written by Fantom732Fantom732.
  • An Apple a Day… - "Dr. Glass knew that biohazard suits wouldn't help. He didn't even bother wearing one. He could practically see the miasma around her, and he swore that it whispered." Written by IhpIhp.
  • Losing My Colors - "Her clothes, her hairstyle, lack of makeup, all this catches her eye. It's disgusting. It's wrong. It needs to be fixed." Written by AlanDarisAlanDaris.
  • 📈 The Celestrian Empire - "It is not difficult to see through the charade of this plan. These men of means created a state where there was no regulation, no law but that of unrestrained competition." Written by TuftoTufto.
  • Escape From Terminus - "Before Dungeons & Dragons — before Empire of the Petal Throne — before Chainmail, White Bear and Red Moon, or even Siege of Bodenburg — there was Escape From Terminus." Written by The Great HippoThe Great Hippo.
  • 📈 None Of Us Ever Really Die, We Simply Change Format - "“Gears died with dignity and I will too.”" Written by DrWarpstarDrWarpstar.
  • Technoapotheosis - "It's been about twenty years since god leapt out of a database and saved the world." Written by DrWarpstarDrWarpstar.
  • 📈 Why Gaze at the Abyss when there is Nothing There? - "It had been ages since Dr. Eli Fitzgerald had gotten himself lost in the dark nothingness that surrounded him." Written by ScepticAxolotlScepticAxolotl.
  • GOC, or that guy with a gun fetish - "It was O5-10's first day, and he was nervous." Written by CerastesCerastes.
  • The Tale With No Name - "So, yeah. 100 tales in just under eight years. Hard to believe. I'm fairly sure I'm the first person to hit this milestone, but I'm not 100% on that." Written by IhpIhp.
  • A Foreign Exchange - "I'm sure a foreigner that's late on his first day is exactly what the Japanese branch is looking for." Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • Fernand's Memoir - "10.27.2016: SCP-082 made an unusual request this afternoon. Instead of asking for clothes like it usually does, it asked for a set of books." Written by CrankyMonkey2CrankyMonkey2.
  • #DeerGhoulSchool - "No offense meant to ⁂GoldenAppleYouth, but has anyone noticed them acting kind of weird lately? Haven't seen them outside of their housing much, and when I do, they're always trying to peddle that cider of theirs." Written by IhpIhp.
  • Nightmare Regent Blue - "The Hill's eye opened, tearing apart gnarled tree trunks that had formed on his lashes. The ground shook as he turned his neck for the first time to identify this bizarre creature." Written by daveyoufooldaveyoufool.
  • Predation and Containment 844 - The Fungus Among Us - "SCP-844, henceforth referred to as the entity, is an ambush predator that relies on auditory stimuli to attract prey." Written by K_SolariK_Solari.
  • A Clean, Fast End - "The door falls down as Tordai steps through the airlock. Around him, the air is heavy with the smell of neglect and the sting of a thousand pollutants. " Written by SimartarSimartar.
  • Death Perception - ""Power Rangers!" Nanku exclaimed. She lifted her arms and admired her own pink spandex suit. "People keep calling us that, so I asked the captain what they were. They are a team of superheroes that fight monsters, just like us!"" Written by A Random DayA Random Day.
  • 📈 Rise Of The Human Resources - ""Oh, Orchardist, you just had to ship the apples out," he said to nobody in particular. "We gave you power, and you abused it. Instead of keeping this town together, you assisted in bringing chaos."" Written by Ellie3Ellie3.
  • Masks, Monsters, & Merchants - "Site-19 was not an easy place to break in to." Written by DrChandraDrChandra.
  • A Necromantic Prelude - "In his dying breath, he noticed his blood transform. It surged from his body and rippled away like electrified leeches, glowing and boiling in effervescent sheen. Outside the body, blood was no longer his, and ancient forces unsheathed ancient talons." Written by Lt FlopsLt Flops.

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