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News for February 2020

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

  • The Jam Contest was announced, coming to a wiki near you for 144 hours from March 9th to March 15th!
  • The SCP-5000 contest winners were announced! Browse through all the entries and give a hand to the new SCP-5000, written by TanhonyTanhony!
  • The SCP community survey was announced, marking the sixth year this has been run!

Featured Articles

  • SCP-4233 - ("The Dreadnought") - "It has disregarded any and all attempts at physical containment, typically by walking directly through any barricades or impediments placed in its path…" By CadaverCommanderCadaverCommander
  • UIU File: 2017-003 - "Additionally, at the time of this document’s emergence from SCP-1437, all four Kant detectors located around the anomaly failed simultaneously." By weizhongweizhong.

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

  • Ambrose Backdoor Soho - "Ambrose is proud to present Ambrose BackDoor SoHo, a unique blend of contemporary art and fine dining experiences." Written by UraniumEmpireUraniumEmpire, selected by Cybersqyd.
  • SCP-4372 - ("So Very Small, So Very Safe") - "Due to these compression effects, the internal topography of SCP-4372 appears vastly larger than its outer dimensions." Written by Francis ScaliaFrancis Scalia, selected by MalyceGraves.
  • SCP-4438 - ("FOURTH") - "SCP-4438 is a rare phenomena which is known to occur when an individual is making a choice between three similar objects or entities.” Written by TanhonyTanhony, selected by F15H35.
  • SCP-4357 - ("Slimelord") - "SCP-4357-0-A: OH MY GOD, RUDY, LEARN TO READ SARCASM. I WAS JUST MOCKING YOU.." Written by LiterallyMechanicalLiterallyMechanical, selected by gee0765.

You will notice little '📈' emojis beside some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of February 1st

SCPs

  • 📈 SCP-4921 ("Please STOP Reading!") - Due to this warning, snuggly facesnuggly face is probably the only one who will read it, because they wrote it.
  • SCP-4605 ("E.T. the Earthen Totality") - Didn't you hear ? The New Mexico thing was real. Unearthed by PopsioakPopsioak.
  • SCP-4768 ("The Tall Tales of Ulysses B. Donkman") - Heroes never die. Even if they are damn donkeys. Written by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-4421 ("Papa Legba's Walkin' Stick") - Definitely born in the bayou. Written by MalyceGravesMalyceGraves.
  • SCP-4648 ("Regaining Focus") - Oh, hey, dude, your old friend who was missing since a long time ? We had retrieve him. I guess you can thank Mew-ltiverseMew-ltiverse for that.
  • 📈 SCP-4834 ("That Picture Perfect Moment") - Assuming that your death is one of these moments. Written by Brewsterion 1017Brewsterion 1017.

Tales

GoI Format

Misc

Week of February 8th

SCPs

  • SCP-5090 ("Crabnet, The Fastest Internet Server Around!") - The crabs were tired to do their little dance routine all night long, so they had made something else. Downloaded by Mew-ltiverseMew-ltiverse.
  • SCP-5026 ("Your Story") - Hey, what's the story ? Written by TreneffTreneff.
  • 📈 SCP-5019 ("LoOpy LiLLy") - Again, again and again. Written by DianaBerryDianaBerry.
  • SCP-4583 ("Worst Flu of All Time") - And because I already had it, I feel too sick for doing a real blurb. And HammerMaidenHammerMaiden also had it, alas.
  • SCP-5032 ("PantherQuest©️") - I like this all-new Commodore 64 game. Programmed by IhpIhp.
  • 📈 SCP-5945 ("History is filled with liars.") - But that don't mean that they wrote history all the time. DrMartensDrMartens is not a liar.
  • SCP-5105 ("Pulvis et Umbra Sumus") - I think we need Lucky Luke right now. We had a problem with shadows. Written by CerastesCerastes.
  • SCP-5252 ("The Lantern Bearer") - Yogi the Bear had find a new job. Enlightened by Red-Bannered-MareRed-Bannered-Mare.
  • SCP-5858 ("The Kindness of Strangers") - Today, a person had gave me my earphones, which had fallen off my pocket. It was… really nice. Written by T RutherfordT Rutherford.
  • SCP-5432 ("One Apple Pie, Made from Scratch") - Oh, I like this one. I really like the taste of that one, it's delicious ! Cooked with love by Nameless MediocreNameless Mediocre.
  • 📈 SCP-5220 ("The Lady of the Salt Lake") - After decades, the salt is not annoying anymore. Written by DeceitfulFishDeceitfulFish.
  • SCP-5020 ("InfeStation™, a product of Arcadia") - Yeah, this Nintendo-Sony partnership wasn't a good idea. Written by Deadly BreadDeadly Bread.
  • SCP-4019 ("Anatomical Abnormality") - Do you know how many holes a human body have ? Written by redredredredredred.
  • 📈 SCP-721-J ("A Stupid Dog Picture") - In fact, I'm not sure it's a dog. It looks like the long-lost, cursed son of a melon, Alto Clef and the two guys of Tears for Fears. Stupid AND ugly. Picture taken by DrLloydJenkinsDrLloydJenkins.
  • SCP-5445 ("Food Guro") - When you had talked about your food fetishes, I wasn't expecting this. Eaten by UraniumEmpireUraniumEmpire.
  • SCP-5885 ("Necromance") - Now, you can love each other without being separated by death. Isn't that wonderful ? Written by MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought.
  • SCP-5025 ("Training Boyfriend") - Come on, try. Written by TheCassowaryTheCassowary.
  • SCP-5115 ("Out of this World") - "Lordy, don't leave me / All by myself". Written by NatVoltaicNatVoltaic.
  • SCP-5113 ("The Life and Times of Chairman Meow and the Woof Tang Clan") - This story doesn't contain animals with the name "Igor", had no money stores and the butterflies are not even pimped. Damn. Produced by Doctor CimmerianDoctor Cimmerian.
  • SCP-5959 ("Near-Earth Antimeme") - Containment is a lie. Written by swordlover87swordlover87.
  • SCP-5333 ("Return the Fish Immediately, Osiris Needs It") - Listen, I don't know where this Mister Osiris come from, but if he wants his fish, he lines up and he waits until lvdoomienlvdoomien calls him.
  • 📈 SCP-5308 ("A Collection") - Even better than the real thing collection of Benicio Del Toro in Guardians of the Galaxy. Assembled by TheBlueHourTheBlueHour.
  • SCP-5231 ("127.0.0.WAN") - Nah, it's not Hatbot again. Written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.
  • 📈 SCP-5701 (""Smile! Your Mistakes are on Camera!"") - "A camera that shows regrets and mistakes. Not from 978, go figure !" Written by BoomerTheStar47_2BoomerTheStar47_2.
  • SCP-5200 ("The Brown Box") - [INSERT OVERUSED JOKE ABOUT THE FAMILIARITY OF POOP AND BROWN COLOR]. Written by RogetRoget.
  • SCP-5420 ("Mission to Meta") - Having all the planets wasn't enough for us. Colonized by JackalRelatedJackalRelated.
  • 📈 SCP-5656 ("DEEPWATER DOWNWELL") - Downwell 2 : A La Jules Verne. In App Store, July 30th 2098. Written by PedantiquePedantique.
  • SCP-5040 ("血の涙 ("Tears of Blood")") - This special type of tears will not go in heaven. Written by PeppersGhostPeppersGhost.

Tales

GoI Format

  • Herman Fuller Presents: The Doctor of Death - [Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting] "Once the Shadow Assistants had finished moving the cart with the dead man to the middle of the tent, the Doctor of Death would let out a big, crow-like squawk, but louder, almost like a roar. " Written by Dc_YerkoDc_Yerko, translated by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini.

Misc

Week of February 15th

SCPs

  • SCP-7007-J ("Subs Only!") - "That was the worst +1 I've ever given." Done for the Vine by RogetRoget.
  • SCP-5688 ("The Hand") - "(I move my mouse to the upvote button. Normally, I'd be logged out, but that's okay: I have my password.)" Spiraled by TanhonyTanhony.
  • SCP-5554 ("Aki Aki! 🍊🐻") - "instagram account wants to be a real boy, like pinnochio" Written by Mew-ltiverseMew-ltiverse.
  • 📈 SCP-4529 ("A Walk in the Park") - "After returning from SCP-4529-1, visitors usually report a feeling of warmth and nostalgia while traversing SCP-4529-1, though this can be attributable to the emotional effects of revisiting a location common to the individual's childhood, and not to any inherently cognitohazardous elements of SCP-4529-1 itself." Written by barredowlbarredowl.
  • SCP-5291 ("Transformational Writing") - "I can't tell you what I'll do, Fred. I don't know how to describe it." Written by LittleFieryOneLittleFieryOne.
  • SCP-@#%&!-J ("Titters The Talking Bird") - "swear bird says the swear words" Written by RogetRoget.
  • SCP-5150 ("Anomalous Dental Office") - "All on-site personnel who attempt to engage with SCP-5150 are required to carry one candy bar containing at least 35 grams of sugar at all times." Written by JakdragonXJakdragonX.
  • SCP-5108 ("We See You") - "As per the Morningstar Treaty the following conditions apply: Unauthorized access of this file or any file regarding Project Morningstar will result in memetic loss of cognition and immediate disciplinary action. Dissemination of any information regarding SCP-5108 or Project Morningstar is punishable by death." Monitored by DrAkimotoDrAkimoto.
  • SCP-5690 ("Professional Demonatrix") - "It's a demonic brothel. Not much else to it." Written by RounderhouseRounderhouse.
  • 📈 SCP-5282 ("Building Blocks") - "This is not what we mean we we tell you to improve your SPaG." Spelled by TheMonkeyBusinessTheMonkeyBusiness.
  • SCP-2454 ("How To Train Your Axolotl") - "Teenage Mutant Ninja Axolotl" Written by XilasCroweXilasCrowe.
  • SCP-5288 ("One Star") - "SCP-5288 is an anomalous entity that manifests in the form of unusual online "one star" reviews." Written by CityToastCityToast.
  • SCP-5599 ("fish golf") - "At Arcadia, we're not just developing the satisfaction for your gaming craving. We're also never going to stop." Written by RogetRoget.
  • 📈 SCP-5817 ("There's no place like the Republic of Kingston") - PsychLanternPsychLantern had go to Kingston, today. It was… acceptable ?
  • 📈 SCP-4528 ("Accendium Lucia") - "SCP-4528 is an embroidered silk bridal shawl in a traditional British style, edged with macramé braiding." Written by OriCatOriCat.
  • * 📈 SCP-5888 ("Pariah King (Or : The Greatest Stories Are Those We Carry With Us)") - Stories ? Of course, we had. We always had. Written by ItsDenaliItsDenali.
  • SCP-5075 ("All The Hanged Kings, True Care, Truth Brings") - If Drake said "Take care", it's the proof that this is a good advice. Written by TrustyOlValet2TrustyOlValet2.

Tales

GoI Format

  • LaRue Post - Nancy's Shoe [La Rue Macabre] - "I took that old shoe an' I wandered from place to place all along up that river, callin' out all polite, askin' if anyone was missin' that ol' shoe." Written by MalyceGravesMalyceGraves.

Misc

  • Secure Facility Dossier: Site-11 - The company guys are in the place. Written by Doctor NorthDoctor North.
  • Cyvstvi13's Author Page - Don't trust them when they tell that Cyvstvi13Cyvstvi13 had never existed. They're just too afraid of SCP-5500 instances, which seems unjustified. I mean, here's Cyvstvi's Author Page!
  • 144-Hour Jam Contest Two - #MakeWritersFastAgain. The Jam Contest is back, hosted by A Random DayA Random Day!
  • La Rue Macabre Hub - "La Rue Macabre is an anomalous Free Port accessible by taking a left (on foot) off of Decatur (next to Jackson Square) onto Morgan. Filled with the bizarre, the forgotten, the outcasts, and the shunned, La Rue Macabre is a place made for the dregs of anomalous society." Written by MalyceGravesMalyceGraves.

Week of February 22nd

SCPs

  • 📈 SCP-236-FR ("The Perfect Parry To An Imaginary Threat") - Never too careful. Written by DrGeminiDrGemini, translated by INT_TranslatorINT_Translator.
  • SCP-5101 ("Special Containment Procedures") - "Threshold Puimre is a circular formation three meters in diameter, which surrounds Threshold Yuf and all SCP-5101 documentation." Written by TanhonyTanhony.
  • SCP-5042 ("The not so funny pages") - And, in fact, they're kind of terrifying. Written by NykacolaquantumNykacolaquantum
  • SCP-2510 ("Got A Secret, Can You Keep It?") - It's something really important and… I'm afraid to even telling that at you. You promise that you will not repeat it ? Written by CerastesCerastes.
  • SCP-5022 ("Kid Heads") - Kid Heads > Kid Rock. Written by TanhonyTanhony.
  • 📈 SCP-5021 ("Long Arm Stretch") - Y'know, Mister Fantastic is pretty overrated. Especially his abilities. Stretched by CR JenkinsCR Jenkins.
  • SCP-5117 ("Alex? I’m Lonely.") - "The procedures you’ve developed kept the outside world safe, and that’s what matters. I hope you understand that what happened to Noah, happened for the greater good." Written by GreyveGreyve.
  • SCP-5140 ("EVEREST") - Do you really need a description ? Climbed by RounderhouseRounderhouse.
  • 📈 SCP-5110 ("PURE BEAR") - No fuses with lion. No sons born to the union of a grizzly and a zebra. 100% pure uncut bear. Written by RubyIguessRubyIguess.
  • SCP-5966 ("The Artist and the Patron") - The first create. The second sell. Or maybe not ? Painted by TanhonyTanhony.
  • SCP-5131 ("D-13131") - The one and only. Written by TanhonyTanhony.
  • 📈 SCP-4956 ("Screaming At The Void") - I had no people who wants to hear me. But I still must scream. Written by RogetRoget.
  • SCP-5621 ("Jealousy, Murder, and Alchemy") - "Due to the immobile nature of SCP-5621, the pool complex at Calvin University is marked as closed at this time." Written by DrMagnusDrMagnus.
  • 📈 SCP-1926 ("Dream of Drugged Salvation") - "SCP-1926 is the collective designation for an anomalously modified Atari 7800 console with an Atari game titled "Swordquest: Airworld" permanently inserted in the cartridge slot." Written by WestrinWestrin and RogetRoget.
  • SCP-5550 ("I, Singh, My Body Collected") - "I was told I was protecting innocents. I will protect innocents. But you are not among them." Written by PopsioakPopsioak.
  • SCP-5399 ("Seriously, Just One Fly") - Blood keeps drifting your way / Certain of its destination. Written by ManyMeatsManyMeats.
  • 📈 SCP-028-DE ("Knowledge") - Knowledge is half of the battle. Written by INT_TranslatorINT_Translator.
  • SCP-5856 ("Social Interaction") - You know, this thing who is not easy to learn for everybody. Written by MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought.
  • SCP-3928 ("Eliphalet Remington Can Kiss My Ass") - "I've been going over our records of SCP-3928 incidents, and noticed something interesting. The incidents appear to not be random, but have been following a clear path." Written by CerastesCerastes.

Tales

Misc



Fanart

Here you will find a selection of artists who consistently released new work throughout the month and whose art output is worth following. The thumbnails are clickable.


The Graveyard - The Art of MalyceGraves by MalyceGravesMalyceGraves

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barredowl's Kick-Ass Art Page by barredowlbarredowl

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Hoodi's Artwork Corner by HoodinutHoodinut

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Pockyri's Instagram Art by Pockyri

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femdoc's Image Gallery by femdoc

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nreborn46's Image Gallery by nreborn46

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Some Excellent Recent YouTube Content

SCP Animated - Tales From The Foundation

Welcome to SCP Animated, home of the series "Tales From the Foundation!" We illustrate and animate our favorite SCP series and post weekly! Join us as we venture deep into the lore and history of the SCP Foundation!

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Site-42: SCP Foundation Fanworks

Welcome to Site-42: SCP Foundation Fanworks. We believe in high quality SCP Content, being a force for good in the SCP Community, and all around not being a dick. Our SCP Readings focus on acting and sound to really bring the stories to life.

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SCP Exploration

From SCP Theories, Top 5 SCP Videos, SCP Readings to SCP Containment Breach gameplay compilations, SCP Exploration is deditated to provide you with the highest quality SCP Content.

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Super Cute Pets!


Meet Lily!

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Lily is plaidypusplaidypus's dog, and she is a very good girl. Why don't you tell us about her, plaid?

Lily likes to stretch out on comfortable things, like blankets and pillows or my spot of the couch so I have to give her attention. However, when she feels like playing, she loves playing this tag-like game where I chase her in circles around the living room or in the yard. She doesn't usually take to dog toys, but loves to gnaw on rawhides and bully sticks.


Do you have a Super Cute Pet?

Send Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini a PM of your pet and a little blurb telling us about them. Just so you know, by doing so you will be releasing that image under CC BY SA 3.0. This isn't a bad thing, so don't worry about it unless you plan on copyrighting said image!

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