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News for February 2019

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Fandom Stuff

  • Jam Con! - The 144 hour jam contest has been announced! This time, you have double the time to write! Be there or be square!
  • We have officially hit 10,000 total articles on the site! If we assume an average word count of 1,000 words per page (which is probably a bit low), then site would be 10 million words 'long.' This is 2.8 times the the word count of the longest work of fiction (which is that one super smash bros fic). At the average reading spead (250 wpm), this would mean it would take 27.8 days straight to read the entire wiki. Here's to the next 10,000 pages.

Featured Articles

Reviewer's Spotlight Articles

You will notice little '📈' emojis besides some articles. That denotes SCP articles which were under 30 and tales which were under 20 when this edition of site news was posted. Give them a little love! Speaking from personal experience, the most frustrating thing that can happen to an article is not deletion, but stagnating below 20 without any comments. So try to read, vote, and comment on these articles! They're often hidden gems :)

Week of February 1st:


  • 📈 SCP-4320 ("When You Look Up At the Sky Tonight") - That's no moon… Written by pr0m37h3umpr0m37h3um.
  • 📈 SCP-4627 ("Familiar, yet different") - Deja vu is a hell of a thing. Written by staryoshi06staryoshi06.
  • SCP-4119 ("Miss Dynamite") - She's a bombshell, this one. Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • 📈 SCP-4304 ("There Is No Honor Among Thieves (Even When Mechas Are Involved)") - It's like a heist movie, but with 100% more giant mechas. Written by 9Volt9Volt.
  • SCP-4743 ("A Proud Product of Vandelay Industries") - "Brought to you with care!" Written by DrChandraDrChandra.
  • 📈 SCP-1990-EX ("The Sinful Foundation") - Waco, more like Whacko! Written by RealAmericanRealAmerican.
  • SCP-4447 ("Sasha's Super Shuttle Service!") - Transit made easy. Written by aismallardaismallard.
  • SCP-4601 ("No, It Is the Corpses That Are Wrong") - Even the dead need motivational speakers. Written by KindlyTurtleClemKindlyTurtleClem.
  • SCP-4903 ("Eternity, Served Cold") - "Brrrr." Written by CryonicAutumnCryonicAutumn.
  • SCP-3689 ("Legendary Sandwich of the Deep") - In which a D-Class not only lives, but gets a cool hat. Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • SCP-4463 ("Ecosystem Restore Point") - Let's fix this. Written by (account deleted).
  • 📈 SCP-4463-J ("Unnamed") - EEEEEEEEEAAAAACOLDPOST Written by (account deleted).
  • SCP-3854 ("Belly of the Playwright") - Did you know the Bible has a story about a man getting vored by a whale? Written by mlistermlister and KindlyTurtleClemKindlyTurtleClem
  • SCP-3867 ("♡♡♡Sweet Cats & Perfect Dogs!♡♡♡") - So cute! Written by Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini and Captain KirbyCaptain Kirby
  • SCP-4833 ("The Syncope Symphony") - Dread. Nothing but dread. Written by TuftoTufto.
  • SCP-3748 ("Bowl of Flies") - "Incel Flies" Written by not_a_seagullnot_a_seagull and WestrinWestrin
  • SCP-3638 ("You can't be serious!") - I am. And don't call me Shirley. Written by 440 Hertz440 Hertz.
  • Pedantique's Proposal ("Fishhook") - "You're hooked." Written by PedantiquePedantique.
  • SCP-3861 ("Self-Reflection") - "I'm starting with the man in the mirror." Written by RogetRoget.


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Week of February 8th:


  • SCP-3741 ("The World Is Your Oyster") - Why, then, the world's mine oyster, Which I with sword will open. Written by TheMightyMcBTheMightyMcB.
  • 📈 SCP-4230 ("It's a Christmas Miracle!") - It's going to be a red Christmas this year. Written by SpringingTrapsSpringingTraps.
  • SCP-4241 ("Researcher's Nightmare") - Don't go to sleep. Written by AlanDarisAlanDaris.
  • SCP-4280 ("The Inter-Dimensional Insult Punishment Jar™") - Watch your h*cking language! Written by DrMartensDrMartens.
  • SCP-3584 ("Mechanical(?) Dandelion Garden") - Nature is one big machine. Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • SCP-8231-J ("Super Flying T-Rex") - "Today you're going to fly Mr. T-rex!" Written by RogetRoget.
  • 📈 SCP-4580 ("The Seekers of Secrets") - No secrets are safe from the Allfather. Written by IAmtheBushmanIAmtheBushman.
  • SCP-3596 ("Super Justice Containment Action Squadron") - "Thank you for being in our show! Super Justice Containment Action Squadron Forever!" Written by IAmTheOogaIAmTheOoga.
  • SCP-3482 ("Nature Versus Naturalization") - Humanity is not welcome. Written by RogetRoget and DarkStuffDarkStuff.
  • SCP-3721 ("Obsolete Weapons System") - "Ultimately, engine design would be outsourced to the biology division." Written by UraniumEmpireUraniumEmpire.
  • 📈 SCP-941 ("Sick of Motion") - There's a bug in the system. Written by RogetRoget.
  • SCP-4544 ("The Circumventing Shoe Box") - What's in the box?! Written by quantanautquantanaut.
  • SCP-3749 ("Apocalyptic Death Metal Sword") - That's metal as hell dude. Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • SCP-4158 ("Big Charlie The Growing Cow") - A growing boy needs his lunch. Written by GLeeM64GLeeM64.
  • 📈 SCP-4798 ("An Introduction to Transgenic Poetry") - "Somber and Somber" Written by Holly NightmareHolly Nightmare.
  • 📈 SCP-4221 ("What A Wonderful World") - It is not a wonderful world. Written by Adl3z_Adl3z_.
  • SCP-4818 ("I Need A Hero") - I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night, He's gotta be strong, And he's gotta be fast, And he's gotta be fresh from the fight Written by DrChandraDrChandra.
  • SCP-4401 ("Total Eclipse Of The Heart") - "Everything was quiet. Like…muted. Gray. I felt like I was watching myself walk around." Written by ManyMeatsManyMeats.
  • SCP-3753 ("TEA-K.O.") - Knock Out! Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • 📈 SCP-4460 ("Humorous Factory") - This one's a real prankster. Written by ResearcherPieResearcherPie.
  • SCP-4283 ("Heart of Ouachita") - The Earth doesn't stop bleeding. Written by GaPSMAVGaPSMAV.


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Week of February 22nd:


  • SCP-4504 ("The Handless Man") - "If I tell you something’s wrong, are you gonna listen or are you gonna argue and say it's really my fault?" Written by wmaitlawmaitla.
  • SCP-3816 ("Blue Light") - I see you. Written by tupacofficialtupacofficial.
  • SCP-4935 ("Hereafter") - You could make a religion out of that. Written by djkaktusdjkaktus.
  • SCP-4749 ("Demoniacal Paper Towel Dispenser") - You better use a hand dryer, it's better for the environment. Written by MacWarrenMacWarren.
  • 📈 SCP-4178 ("Arachnespheksophobia") - ♫ Spider bee, spider bee, does whatever a sp- Jesus Fucking Christ ♫ Written by DL_BaryonyxDL_Baryonyx.
  • 📈 SCP-4226 ("The Spring of the Ages") - You heard of a time travelling Delorean, no get ready for time travelling water. Written by SpineboltSpinebolt.
  • SCP-3683 ("Dire Pidgeons") - God damn pigeons, not worthy of being called flying rats. Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • 📈 SCP-4471 ("Hoard") - Hands off me gold! Written by PedantiquePedantique.
  • 📈 SCP-3829 ("Metastasis") - noun the development of secondary malignant growths at a distance from a primary site of cancer. Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • SCP-4532 ("Wire Transfer") - Get a VPN to keep yourself safe from sapient broadcasts. Written by LiterallyMechanicalLiterallyMechanical.
  • SCP-4124 (" Friendship is fleeting, Trauma is forever.") - Amicitia enim labilis. Written by Nathan EricksonNathan Erickson.
  • SCP-3734 ("Muddy Morphing Power Worms!") - Only one team can protect the garden from the evil monsters. Written by WerylliumWeryllium.
  • 📈 SCP-4370 ("Fun Slide") - It's the SLIDE OF DOOM! Written by SpringingTrapsSpringingTraps.
  • SCP-4684 ("Wizard Cops") - Hide your eye of newt! It's the cops! Written by ProasekProasek.
  • 📈 SCP-3578 ("A Mother's Love") - It's just a giant vagina. Written by Dr Denoka TraksDr Denoka Traks.
  • 📈 SCP-1927-EX ("The Farnsworth Effect") - Don't change that channel. Written by RogetRoget and Elogee FishTruckElogee FishTruck
  • 📈 SCP-3034-J ("Voresnake") - God no. Written by CryonicAutumnCryonicAutumn.


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Here you will find a selection of artists who consistently released new work throughout the month and whose art output is worth following. Click on the thumbnails to see full size images. Click on the artists' names to see their profile pages where you will find follow/subscribe/watch options.






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New artwork pages on this Wiki:

  • SCP-3638 Supplementary Figures - A collaborative art page that that anyone can contribute to, but heed its warning - "Knowledge of this document may have harmful side-effects."
  • Aruspice's SCP artwork hub - Lots of artwork of various styles simple and complex, 3D rendered and drawn.

Artwork pages that have had additions this month:

See the SCP Artwork Hub for a listing of over 70 artwork pages on this wiki.


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