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Mister Flames seems only mildly eccentric compared to others at Site-19, but do not be fooled. His culinary attempts at "weapons-grade" chili have been stymied by the lack of invulnerable Crock Pots™, but that does not prevent him from trying.
Contained:
SCP-130: Post Office
SCP-199: Ferns
SCP-394: Ear Candles
SCP-852: Lunar Anomaly
SCP-937: Walking Sticks
Also has provided assistance with SCP-628 and SCP-799, and is an admirer of Dr. "Photosynthetic's" work. Attempts to bribe her to assist with an 'improved' Capsicum frutescens cultivar are ongoing.
I'd be happy to work with you if you weren't asking for peppers with enough capsaicin to cause second-degree chemical burns on contact. I offered to help build a better Capsicum, not engineer a biological weapon. — Photosynthetic
Dammit, and I just managed to get a ceramic pot that could handle it. And it's not like I want only capsaicin, for that matter. Flavor matters! — Flames
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