Canon Mass Orientation Tool
In Character: New administrative staff with sufficient security clearance may use this tool to more efficiently familiarize themselves with the information in the SCP database. For security and data-integrity purposes, this form of access is read-only.
Out of character: It's a tool that makes it easier to go on an archive binge. You can use the Canon Mass Orientation Tool a lot or you can just be a CMOT Dabbler, it's totally up to you.
Item #: SCP-2496
Anomaly Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: A digital copy of SCP-2496 is available on Site 81's mainframe to personnel with Clearance 3/2496. Testing protocols for SCP-2496 are currently being updated.
Description: SCP-2496 is a test composed of sixty English-language multiple-choice questions on the topic of neuroscience, roughly appropriate for university students in an introductory course. Each question is mundane, if unconventionally worded, on its own, with SCP-2496's anomalous properties only occurring when all questions are presented together. The order of the questions is irrelevant.
Regardless of aptitude or other obstructions, any human that attempts to complete SCP-2496 will receive a score equal to exactly half of the time (measured in minutes and rounded to the nearest minute) taken to complete the test, with two hours being sufficient for a perfect score. For example, a person who spends forty minutes on SCP-2496 will receive twenty points out of sixty, without exception. Spending more than 120 minutes on the test results in a score of 60. Highly improbable events, unusual behavior, and direct violation of the laws of physics have been noted during testing. See attached testing logs for additional information.
Excerpts from Testing Log 2496-A
Subject: D-7278. The subject took an introductory neuroscience course in university three years prior to this test, receiving a final grade of 55%.
Subject: D-4360. The subject possesses limited fluency in English and only cursory familiarity with neuroscience.
Subject: D-4688. The subject has no formal education in any sciences.
Subject: D-6918. The subject is somewhat proficient with a bow and arrow.
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