Miss Lohner's Sandbox

Canon Mass Orientation Tool

In Character: New administrative staff with sufficient security clearance may use this tool to more efficiently familiarize themselves with the information in the SCP database. For security and data-integrity purposes, this form of access is read-only.

Out of character: It's a tool that makes it easier to go on an archive binge. You can use the Canon Mass Orientation Tool a lot or you can just be a CMOT Dabbler, it's totally up to you.

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SCP-JAMDAY2-J rating: -5
rating: +30+x


Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-JAMDAY2-J is to be kept in a metal box at Site-64, which is located in Oregon. Taking SCP-JAMDAY2-J closer to the equator is prohibited. It can be opened for testing purposes only.

Description: SCP-JAMDAY2-J is a baseball bat, made of birch wood, approximately 70 cm long and 850 grams heavy. It was created in Edmonton, Canada during 1960s, but in February 2018 it was bought by an independent baseball player from Quito, Ecuador.
When SCP-JAMDAY2-J gets within a certain distance of a human, the human initially confuses words "tropical" and "island". The closer to the equator SCP-JAMDAY2-J gets, the stronger its effect is. Metal, especially lead can reduce its effect by almost 95%. The effect lasts for several days and has no permanent results on the human.

Addendum 1: On 2/18/2018, SCP-JAMDAY2-J was tested on a D-class employee, who was a big fan of the video game Tropico. After 10 minutes, the D-class employee started calling his favorite game "Islando".

Addendum 2: A group of D-class personnel was taken to a room with desks, and SCP-JAMDAY2, preserved in a very thin metal box, was put into the corner. Then they were told to write an essay about tropics. Those who were sitting closer to the corner wrote more island-centered essays than those who were further.

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