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Canon Mass Orientation Tool

In Character: New administrative staff with sufficient security clearance may use this tool to more efficiently familiarize themselves with the information in the SCP database. For security and data-integrity purposes, this form of access is read-only.

Out of character: It's a tool that makes it easier to go on an archive binge. You can use the Canon Mass Orientation Tool a lot or you can just be a CMOT Dabbler, it's totally up to you.


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SCP-3685 rating: -11
rating: +29+x

Item #: SCP-3685

Object Class: Safe Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3685 is to be restricted under standard Foundation sensitive information procedure. Any Researcher wishing to do testing with SCP-3685 should contact the Records and Information Security Administration and the Site Director to obtain the activation phrase. Triggering of gamma events outside of testing is prohibited.

All personnel who are assigned to high risk or high value Foundation assets are to memorize SCP-3685. Triggering of gamma events by any non-D class personnel is permitted, and any personnel who do so are required to fill out form SCP/A1We1. Unreported triggering of gamma events is cause for an official reprimand and possible demotion. Non-Foundation persons suspected of triggering Gamma events are to be captured and amnesticized.

Description: SCP-3685 is the Latin phrase “Fortuna populum pauperem.”2. When written or spoken aloud when the other conditions for triggering a gamma event are not met, SCP-3685 has no recorded anomalous properties. When the other conditions for triggering a gamma event are met3, the action succeeds.

Update (Effective as of 04/29/20██): The repeated initiation of gamma events has been shown to be directly correlated to wholly unrelated accidental injury and even death, often through statistically improbable means. Test subjects forced to initiate many repeated gamma events were almost universally dead via non-anomalous (though highly improbable) means within forty-eight hours despite all security efforts.4


Addendum 3685/1: Discovery: SCP-3685 was discovered when a Foundation surveillance drone experienced a fatal error on 11/09/201█ at 0300 hours and crashed into the home of one ████ ██████, a professor of Latin literature and history at Eastern Wyoming College and recent two time lottery winner, in Torrington, WY. Dr. ██████ was crushed to death by the impact of the drone. Foundation operatives arrived on scene to secure the drone and disperse a cover story. While going through Mr. ██████ personal belongings, SCP-3685 was discovered in his notes. Dr. ██████’s death was reported as a civilian aircraft accident. After a follow up investigation revealed that Dr. ██████ had not revealed SCP-3685 to his colleagues, the incident was dismissed.

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