Malyce Graves is a Liar.
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Item #: SCP-malyce
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Assigned Site Site Director Research Head Assigned MTF
Site–oo Mssr Nicholas Flamel Elder Rasmussen MTF Omicron-Blu ("Oathbreakers")

Special Containment Procedures

SCP-Malyce Graves should be kept in an extravagant penthouse estate over looking Central Park. Everything they need should be delivered by remotely-operated drone in order to prevent contamination by the obscenity that is Malyce's overactive imagination.

ONLY attribute to Malyce that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Never attribute to Malyce that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Or not.


Description
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Sometimes, it works on this

SCP-Malyce Graves is a ghost. She's a figment of someone's overactive imagination and he sometimes haunts the graves of past lovers. For years, there have been folk that wonder who and what Malyce actually is, but so far there are only rumors and speculation.

SCP-Malyce Graves died on September 13, 1904 in a freak accident involving a boiler and a herring. They are credited with single-handedly doing nothing important whatsoever. In fact, his life was so unremarkable that it's amazing that we even remember her.

SCP-Malyce Graves was admitted to the Cherry Hill Institution for the Criminally Insane on March 3rd, 1982 after having confessed to the crime of not caring at all for small puppies or little cute critters. They are a blight on the face of humankind and should be summarily purged.

SCP-Malyce Graves lives in Rochester, NY with her wife of 12 years, 3.4 kids, and their puppy labradoodle Simon. He's an alumnus of a school no one remembers, and has spent the last 934 years teaching cell mitosis to bright eyed squirrels.

SCP-Malyce Graves is a liar and a cheat and no one should believe anything they say.1

Even so, you should read this.

Attached Addenda


Tall Tales

Tale Brief Fib
I <3 the Circus!
Pt.1 - A Night at the Circus Wherein our Protagonist finds themselves at the Circus
Pt.2 - Amongst the Clowns Wherein our Protagonist is captured by Clowns
Pt. <3 - Wherever You Go, I'll Follow Wherein our Protagonist falls in love
Other Tales
The Sisyphean Machine Wherein our Protagonist is forever lost2
Case Study 03: The Darkwater Lodge Wherein our Protagonist learns about a Neo-Sarkic cult

Set Pieces

Article Brief Fib
SCP Articles -
SCP-4459: The Ringmaster's Crown Where we learn of love that lasts
SCP-4476: Le Famille Natau Where we learn about a family in a swamp
SCP-4421: Papa Legba's Walkin' Stick Where we learn of an Old God and His walkin' stick.
GoI Formats -
HF Presents: The Penitent Man Where we learn about one of the Performers at the Circus of the Disquieting
LaRue Post - Nancy's Shoe Where we find out why Nancy's not a salesman

Collaborations

Article Brief Fib
La Rue Macabre Hub In collaboration with plaidypusplaidypus
SCP-5335: The Freudian Split In collaboration with plaidypusplaidypus
Donkman & The Clockwork Bandits In collaboration with DrAkimotoDrAkimoto
SCP-5108: We See You In collaboration with DrAkimotoDrAkimoto
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