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Featured SCP
SCP-1180: A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
by Skara Brae
…while the tree itself is vulnerable to damage, subjects instructed to open, crack, or otherwise damage its offspring experience significant emotional distress.
Featured Tale
by MisterKillam
In my shed, I was building, building something groundbreaking and amazing. Something beautiful, something so complex it was a symphony of antennae, transistors, and resistors, a veritable orchestra of electrical parts.
News
January 25, 2015
Kaktuskast Episode 13 is here! Here, esteemed host djkaktus interviews intrepid yet fearsome long-time moderator Sophia Light on site history and the O5 council.
December 25, 2014
Kaktuskast Episode 12 has landed! This week's show is a shenanigan-filled triple threat featuring Salman Corbette, Roget, and Blaroth. Happy holidays to all!
December 9, 2014
Kaktuskast Episode 11 has transpired! Listen up as the prickliest of staff members interviews the host of the Dystopia Contest, staff member, and all around cool dude, Reject!
December 7, 2014
The Dystopia Contest is closed! Congratulations to Reach and his winning entry, Mission Statement! Thanks to all those who entered for the great work!
