Laneous' Outlet

Get it outlet because I'm plugging?

hahah I'll see myself out.

oh wait no I won't, this is MY author page. So what have I wrote? A bunch of stuff of questionable quality.

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SCPs

[K] SCP-4255 - Santa Claus, the Time Traveler

I hope some crazy government shoots me out of the sky so I can get this hell over with.

Commentary

Commentary: My first SCP posted. I still have a soft spot for it, and am still a bit surprised that this dorky idea about Santa Claus being a time traveling prisoner of the Foundation actually worked out. I mean I'm not complaining. I really want to make an image for this, but I am to lazy to do that at the moment.

Fun Fact: The original draft had Santa get killed by the Global Occult Coalition launching a missile at him. This however, was pretty dumb.

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[K] SCP-4157 - WANT DOG

Jesus is my favorite snake width too!

Commentary

Commentary: This was an idea I've had for a while, before dado was popular actually. When I found out about dado I was like "well shit", but then I still tried to pull this off, and people like it, so I guess that's a good thing! This seriously though is one of my first ideas for an SCP I've ever had, and so this article is a lot more personal to me.

Fun Fact: The number for this one is actually an A1B2Z26 cipher for dog, meaning D=4 O=15 and G=7.

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[S] SCP-4488 - Thalassophobia

With The Trashman

And while you wait, why not wonder what might be out there for a change?

Commentary

Commentary: This was a collab piece with The Trashman, who I know in real life. The entire writing process of this basically consists of him coming up with the idea, him writing a draft, me seeing the draft and saying "no that bad" and then rewriting 70% of it. I added the spooky ending, and just hope that I have made his first SCP a good one.

Fun Fact: The main idea for this according to Trashman came from the "The stranger the fear the better" line in the How To Write An SCP guide.

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[K] SCP-4667 - I Am Become Teeth

We have heard your cries in the teeth of our patients.

Commentary

Commentary: So yeah teeth. Funnily enough, this sorta started out as a SCP-089-ARC rewrite, I however decided to overhaul the entire concept and just make it about a tooth god. This is probably my favorite work on the site right now, and I had a ton of fun writing it.

Fun Fact: Every single image in this besides the header image was found using the "Random File" button on Wikimedia Commons.

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[E] SCP-3725 - Ironically, I don't have a Good Idea for a Title

Instance was then captured with a mason jar and removed from the premises.

Commentary

Commentary: One day, I saw there was a free series 4 slot open. Another day, I found the image for the -1 instances. Another day, I wrote the entirety of this and posted it. I had fun writing this one too, and just wanted to write something purely out of clinical tone without any form of interviews or notes or anything as a break from writing Collaboration-Con entries.

Fun Fact: idk something?

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[S] SCP-4733 - But Not Forgotten

With Deadly Bread

He is an other-worldly father of capitalism dammit!

Commentary

Commentary: tba

Fun Fact: tba

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[👻] SCP-4487 - All the World's a Milk

Object Class: Spiritual

Commentary

Commentary: tba

Fun Fact: tba

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[S] SCP-3902 - anomaly class bar by dado

bone class: none

Commentary

Commentary: tba

Fun Fact: tba

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Tales

Gone,

With Deadly Bread

"i shall make like the fine capitalist and dado out of here"

Commentary

Commentary: tba

Fun Fact: tba

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Cuteness on Main!

With Ellie3

I realized that they're likely out there right now, sinking real boats as I type this!

Commentary

Commentary: tba

Fun Fact: tba

Stats

Articles

Page	Rating	Comments	Date Created
SCP-3902	77	33	22 Aug 2019 16:55
SCP-4157	66	30	14 Dec 2018 00:18
SCP-4255	57	26	28 Nov 2018 21:15
SCP-4667	56	19	26 May 2019 18:12
SCP-3725	45	6	19 Jun 2019 04:59
SCP-4733	43	3	01 Jul 2019 03:36
Gone,	28	5	01 Jul 2019 03:36
SCP-4487	17	18	10 Jul 2019 18:42

Page	Rating	Comments	Date Created
SCP-4488	42	12	21 Dec 2018 20:44

Page	Rating	Comments	Date Created
Cuteness On Main!	50	15	10 Aug 2019 23:10

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