KOTH'S KORNER

KOTH'S KHARACTER

Researcher Lee Roy Carlson is a biological researcher currently stationed at Armed Bio-Containment Area-14, though he's also worked at Site-77 in the past. His family calls him Leroy, his friends call him Elroy (L. Roy), his acquaintances call him Lee, Nobody calls him Roy, his enemies call him Carl, and his parents call him Son. His hot girlfriend¹ calls him "baby", and she's the only one allowed to do that. He’s got a silly hat for every occasion, owns a Scarlet macaw tastelessly named "King" (Get it? He's King the Scarlet! Wait, come back!), plays tenor saxophone, and slaughters puppies in a distressingly casual manner, but claims it's all in the name of science. Elroy's proudest achievement is the time he won a Foundation star for killing SCP-682. His greatest shame is the time his Foundation star was revoked when SCP-682 turned out not to be dead.

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KOTH'S KOOL AKKOMPLISHMENTS

                         

Foundation Cool Achievement Badges by EstrellaYoshte

KUALIFICATIONS

• Playing For Both Sites - I have published one (1) article on the Wanderer's Library: Survival. There's no good reason for it to be over there instead of just a tale about SCP-4820 on this wiki, but the Wanderer's Depths contest prompt broke me out of a writing funk and for that I'm grateful.
• Social Butterfly - I don't do much critting these days, but I do try to help out when a thread catches my eye.
• Senior Researcher - I joined back in 2018.
• Ten Steps Forward - My tenth (surviving) page was The Drooling Path Part 4.
• Pollice Verso - My 1,000th vote was on SCP-3636.
• Contender - I've participated in the 2018 Halloween contest (Halloween on 17th Street), the Exquisite Corpse contest (entry was deleted), the 6000 contest (an earlier draft of SCP-6314), the 7000 contest (SCP-7314), and the 2022 Halloween contest (A Nightmare on 17th Street). I also wrote something for JamCon in 2020 (SCP-3202) but didn't post in time, and something for the criminally-overlooked 2022 Unofficial CupidCon (SCP-6976). SCP-7587 was for ColpostCon, Red Pool Superfund Site was an entry for RemixCon, and SCP-3775 won its category in GoblinCon!
• Guest Star Appearance - 6314 has a cameo from the Russian translation of SCP-4225.
• Team Building Exercise - Again in 6314, the Foundation actually has a peaceful interaction with the Circus of the Disquieting.
• Are We the Baddies? - We are in SCP-7314 and Red Pool Superfund Site.
• Dr. Worldwide - SCP-5356 has been translated to five languages. So has I a polar bear covering my nose in a snowstorm, technically.
• Periodic Publisher - Including the epilogue, the Drooling Path has six installments.
• Tall Tales - My tenth tale is A Nightmare on 17th Street.
• Rise from the Ashes - SCP-039 and SCP-2068 are rewrites.

Incomplete:

• Canon Crossover Central (0/1)
• The SEXTANK Initiative - SE_TANK
• Thank You For Your Cooperation (4/7) - I have collaborated with tawnyowljones, GlassAutomaton, DrDapper, and Sound Chaser
• Double Double Agent (1/4) - UIU
• Making Strides (33/50)
• Student Participation Award (0/2)
• Anartist Portfolio (1/5) - I made the crude schematics for 7314 myself
• Knowledge is Power (0/1)
• Engaged (0/1)
• The Centurion (33/100)

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KOTH'S KREATIONS

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  Krack Open KollapsibleKlose Kollapsible

  SCPs

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  SCP-4225

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  Rating: +116
  Comments: 28
  +/- : +134/-18
  Last Comment: DrScaramouche (19 Nov 2022 17:14)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (09 Apr 2024 15:57)

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  alive animal dr-wondertainment language mister reptile safe scp snake

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  SCP-4314

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  Rating: +93
  Comments: 60
  +/- : +154/-61
  Last Comment: rocktobot (28 Sep 2022 14:57)
  Last Edit: Erminustay (22 Feb 2024 12:23)

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  doctor-king euclid mathematical pattern-screamer rewritable scp

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  SCP-4820

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  Rating: +186
  Comments: 32
  +/- : +195/-9
  Last Comment: peppermint_legos (09 Mar 2022 19:24)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (02 Apr 2024 13:39)

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  alive d-11424 ectoentropic euclid humanoid medical sapient scp

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  SCP-039

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  Rating: +163
  Comments: 25
  +/- : +178/-15
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (12 Mar 2023 13:21)
  Last Edit: HarryBlank (12 Mar 2023 05:21)

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  alive animal euclid humanoid primate rewrite sapient scp species

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  SCP-███

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  Rating: +219
  Comments: 63
  +/- : +243/-24
  Last Comment: cassie_lightning (18 Apr 2024 02:48)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (02 Apr 2024 13:40)

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  abnormalities cadaver foundation-made inscription scp structure thaumiel

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  SCP-6314

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  Rating: +82
  Comments: 18
  +/- : +92/-10
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (30 Sep 2022 16:27)
  Last Edit: Erminustay (17 Apr 2024 21:05)

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  airborne alive amphibian animal antimemetic aquatic bird bovine cognitohazard dr-wondertainment draven-kondraki esoteric-class fish global-occult-coalition herman-fuller hostile humanoid icky invertebrate knowledge manny mister mr-fish reptile researcher-james rodent sapient scp self-repairing serpents-hand snake telekinetic three-portlands uncontained wilsons-wildlife

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  SCP-6328

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  Rating: +72
  Comments: 4
  +/- : +73/-1
  Last Comment: Guezma (08 Mar 2022 20:33)
  Last Edit: Erminustay (22 Feb 2024 12:58)

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  antimemetic historical humanoid intangible keter military sapient scp uncontained visual

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  SCP-3202

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  Rating: +68
  Comments: 13
  +/- : +70/-2
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (30 Jan 2024 19:07)
  Last Edit: Erminustay (22 Feb 2024 12:12)

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  d-11424 euclid extradimensional portal scp

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  SCP-7314

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  Rating: +92
  Comments: 25
  +/- : +107/-15
  Last Comment: UNCGriffin (14 Oct 2023 18:57)
  Last Edit: Erminustay (22 Feb 2024 13:10)

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  7000 building chaos-insurgency food foundation-made horizon-initiative location scp thaumiel

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  SCP-7328

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  Rating: +215
  Comments: 26
  +/- : +220/-5
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (16 Apr 2024 20:12)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (02 Apr 2024 13:43)

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  cadaver cephalopod extraterrestrial neutralized sapient scp teleportation transmission vehicle

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  SCP-7587

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  Rating: +42
  Comments: 13
  +/- : +56/-14
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (02 Aug 2023 12:48)
  Last Edit: Naepic (29 Mar 2024 12:43)

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  airborne alive cadaver coldpostcon dinosaur neutralized scp self-replicating transfiguration

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  SCP-3775

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  Rating: +143
  Comments: 28
  +/- : +151/-8
  Last Comment: jlovecraft (18 Apr 2024 17:18)
  Last Edit: Erminustay (22 Feb 2024 12:20)

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  acoustic building class-of-76 compulsion goblincon2023 memory-affecting meta mind-affecting safe scp spatial temporal

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  SCP-7820

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  Rating: +56
  Comments: 10
  +/- : +60/-4
  Last Comment: Desdendelle (29 Jun 2023 09:30)
  Last Edit: Erminustay (22 Feb 2024 13:14)

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  historical humanoid location safe scp species

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  SCP-2068

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  Rating: +33
  Comments: 5
  +/- : +37/-4
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (12 Oct 2023 04:50)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (02 Apr 2024 13:45)

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  artifact blood contagion ectoentropic historical keter liquid rewrite scp self-replicating

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  SCP-8027

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  Rating: +32
  Comments: 18
  +/- : +38/-6
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (20 Mar 2024 02:51)
  Last Edit: EstrellaYoshte (11 Mar 2024 15:56)

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  8000 chaos-insurgency children-of-the-night dado doctors-of-the-church document esoteric-class extradimensional from-120s-archives future marshall-carter-and-dark nobody scp serpents-hand the-administrator three-portlands valravn

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  Tales

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  Halloween on 17th Street

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  Rating: +125
  Comments: 21
  +/- : +125/-0
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (20 Nov 2021 03:40)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (20 Feb 2024 17:00)

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  able bittersweet cain doctor-clef halloween2018 iris-thompson sigurros tale

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  The Drooling Path: Part 1

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  Rating: +85
  Comments: 9
  +/- : +86/-1
  Last Comment: LORDXVNV (22 Apr 2023 22:42)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (20 Feb 2024 18:02)

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  doctor-glass mystery tale

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  The Drooling Path: Part 2

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  Rating: +70
  Comments: 7
  +/- : +70/-0
  Last Comment: LORDXVNV (22 Apr 2023 22:55)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (03 Apr 2024 13:31)

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  mystery tale

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  The Drooling Path: Part 3

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  Rating: +63
  Comments: 5
  +/- : +65/-2
  Last Comment: TopDownUnder (13 May 2021 10:32)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (03 Apr 2024 13:31)

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  mystery tale

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  The Drooling Path: Part 4

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  Rating: +59
  Comments: 13
  +/- : +59/-0
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (23 Mar 2024 03:49)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (23 Mar 2024 03:47)

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  bleak mystery tale

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  You Are At The Center of Everything That Happens To You

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  Rating: +55
  Comments: 5
  +/- : +62/-7
  Last Comment: ThatMan (16 Sep 2021 05:46)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (20 Feb 2024 16:50)

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  researcher-talloran surrealist-fiction tale

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  The Drooling Path: Part 5

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  Rating: +48
  Comments: 7
  +/- : +48/-0
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (18 Jan 2022 03:36)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (20 Feb 2024 16:59)

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  bleak mystery tale

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  I, a polar bear covering my nose in a snowstorm

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  Rating: +57
  Comments: 20
  +/- : +138/-81
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (09 Nov 2023 20:23)
  Last Edit: Erminustay (12 Apr 2024 18:49)

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  absurdist-fiction comedy joke no-dialogue tale

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  The Drooling Path: Epilogue

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  Rating: +24
  Comments: 6
  +/- : +27/-3
  Last Comment: EtherealNyx (14 Jun 2022 21:35)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (20 Feb 2024 16:59)

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  draven-kondraki researcher-talloran slice-of-life tale

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  A Nightmare on 17th Street

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  Rating: +35
  Comments: 13
  +/- : +35/-0
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (08 Sep 2023 04:25)
  Last Edit: psychicprogrammer (26 Mar 2024 19:54)

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  able alexei-belitrov grabnok halloweencon2022 hogslice horror iris-thompson moon-champion mr-fish plague-doctor sigurros tale teenage-gaea the-old-man the-specter

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  The Alpha-9 Holiday Special

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  Rating: +25
  Comments: 5
  +/- : +27/-2
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (09 Feb 2024 06:20)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (20 Feb 2024 16:46)

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  action agent-adams alpha-9 christmas comedy heartwarming iris-thompson rainer-miller sigurros tale

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  Cowboys from Hell

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  Rating: +19
  Comments: 5
  +/- : +19/-0
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (08 Jun 2023 23:55)
  Last Edit: psychicprogrammer (27 Mar 2024 19:08)

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  aces-and-eights action doctor-clef horror scarlet-king tale western

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  Alex Thorley Confuses a Guy

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  Rating: +19
  Comments: 3
  +/- : +21/-2
  Last Comment: Bliss_Of_Dreams (08 Apr 2024 13:45)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (06 Apr 2024 18:32)

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  alex-thorley comedy tale unreality-dept

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  GoI Formats

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  UIU File: 2021-354 (OPERATION: SUPERFUND)

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  Rating: +45
  Comments: 10
  +/- : +45/-0
  Last Comment: Maxyfran73 (30 Nov 2023 01:32)
  Last Edit: psychicprogrammer (27 Mar 2024 19:08)

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  abnormalities goi-format no-return parawatch remixcon2023 unusual-incidents-unit

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  Others

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  KOTH'S KORNER

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  Rating: +36
  Comments: 6
  +/- : +36/-0
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (15 Feb 2021 05:25)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (01 Dec 2023 06:35)

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  author

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  Drooling Path Hub

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  Rating: +60
  Comments: 6
  +/- : +60/-0
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (28 Apr 2022 03:15)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (19 Jan 2023 19:52)

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  hub

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  Secure Facility Dossier: Area-14

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  Rating: +48
  Comments: 12
  +/- : +48/-0
  Last Comment: AbnormalValter (20 Jun 2023 12:27)
  Last Edit: Kothardarastrix (22 Feb 2024 04:47)

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  asci site

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KOTH'S KO-AUTHORSHIPS

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  Krack Open KollapsibleKlose Kollapsible

  SCP-6976 (feat. tawnyowljones)

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  Rating: +55
  Comments: 8
  +/- : +61/-6
  Last Comment: Quicksilver_Redbeard (12 Feb 2023 13:29)
  Last Edit: UncertaintyCrossing (06 Dec 2023 01:09)

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  biological class-of-76 co-authored safe scp

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  All Alone on a Friday Morning (feat. GlassAutomaton)

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  Rating: +46
  Comments: 10
  +/- : +46/-0
  Last Comment: Rancorious (06 Feb 2024 04:15)
  Last Edit: GlassAutomaton (14 Mar 2024 21:54)

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  alexei-belitrov alpha-9 cain co-authored comedy iris-thompson resurrection slice-of-life tale

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  All Alone on a Friday Afternoon (feat. GlassAutomaton, DrDapper, and Sound Chaser)

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  Rating: +27
  Comments: 10
  +/- : +29/-2
  Last Comment: Kothardarastrix (18 Apr 2024 14:07)
  Last Edit: GlassAutomaton (14 Mar 2024 21:55)

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  agent-adams alexei-belitrov alpha-9 cain co-authored comedy iris-thompson resurrection slice-of-life tale

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  All Alone on a Friday Night (feat. GlassAutomaton)

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  Rating: +38
  Comments: 4
  +/- : +40/-2
  Last Comment: AverageCEO (22 Mar 2024 19:49)
  Last Edit: GlassAutomaton (14 Mar 2024 21:55)

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  agent-adams bittersweet cain co-authored iris-thompson resurrection slice-of-life tale

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KOTH'S KOLLABORATIVE KONTRIBUTIONS

Krack Open Kollapsible

In addition to the entries specifically mentioned here, anything with Lee Roy Carlson's name attached to it is mine.

• 978 - Conrad Scott, Researcher Talloran, Draven Kondraki, SCP-076-2, SCP-466, SCP-134 (I think), SCP-082, SCP-527 and my own skips. Probably some more I've forgotten.
• 682 - 101, 2855
• 1459
• Interviews With Prospective Groups of Interest - Scarlet King,² Class of '76, Nameless, Arcadia, Department of Abnormalities
• 887
• Project Isorropia
• Log of Anomalous Items II - the "Iron Maiden" Iron Maiden Iron Maiden iron maiden
• Log of Anomalous Items III - all the Amazing Alliterative Animals, plus the werewolf barbie
• 6222
• 3922 - Unedited Footage of a Bear, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Iron Man
• SCP-729-J - 231
• SCP-044-J - 3999, 6670, 1782, 332, 3935, 092
• Experiment Log 3636 - Ice Cream Man, demilich
• SCP Foundation Gripe Sheet - Bully Maguire
• 507 - A99-L35-33D, 5L3-33P-IN6, D0N-T8L-1NK

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KOTH'S KONTINGENCY

Krack Open Kollapsible

I don't really think I'm important enough to have an authorial living will, but here is one just in case. It activates if I'm ever permanently banned (with no chance of appeal), if I go a full year without ANY activity whatsoever (no posting, no voting, no editing, no anything), or if I say so. Under these circumstances:

• SCP-4314 will become open to any rewrite attempt approved by the Rewrite Team, according to the new rewrite policy.
• All the contents of my sandboxes, including the remains of any deleted articles I have stashed in there, are free for anyone to finish/expand upon, subject to approval by whatever staff team would have to approve that. If I am not here to write my ideas, I would rather someone else do it than for them to never be written at all.
• SCP-5356 is to become a collaborative article, to which new additions meeting the previously established criteria (crosslinks reference an article, or a version of an article, that no longer exists) may be added. I ask that they be kept in approximate chronological order of deletion.

Additionally, if I ever go nuclear and self-delete all my articles, anyone who feels like it has my full permission to dredge them up from web archive or wherever and repost. Just make sure that you go through the proper staff channels or whatever (Rewrite Team probably?), so you don't get banned for plagiarizing me.

Footnotes

1. You wouldn't know her, she works in the antimemetics division.

2. Yeah, I'm totally going to Hell for this.

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