Joke SCPs - Tales Edition

What is this?

Ever wish you could find all the works featuring your favorite SCPs? Well, now you can! This is meant to be an easy way to access such content for fans, writers, and other interested parties. This is to be an ever-evolving list, so do feel free to add missing entries should you come across them.

Do's and Don'ts for inclusion:

IMPORTANT

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Do Include:

• Articles which directly star, prominently feature, or are otherwise about the SCP in question, even if it's only a single 'scene' or chapter on any given page.
• Articles which include the SCP for only a portion of the work in question, such as the Surgeon Crabs in the Bellerverse Canon Tale: The List of Wonders, or the Illusory butterflies being heavily referenced/briefly appearing in the 17,000+ word Tale "Portraits of Your Father".
• Re-imaginings (such as Probe-H9 for SCP-087) and different-canonical interpretations, even in cases where it's implicit (try to check discussion pages for "Word of God"¹ in edge cases, if need be).
• Articles in which the SCP is heavily referenced, or has some significance; so long as its inclusion has some impact on the characters/narrative/what-have-you. (For example: Every Breathing Minute of Every Waking Hour, a series of vignettes, focuses on personnel contending with various Foundation duties and situations. Though SCP-231 does not actually appear in the article, its inclusion is quite significant for the section it's referenced in.

Do Not Include:

• Works rated less than +10, or under one day in age.
• Supplement pages (works which have the SCP set as its parent page) should not be included for obvious reasons. This includes experiment/crosstest logs.
• Collaborative Tales (which have their own section)

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How-To's for inclusion:

IMPORTANT

When an SCP has multiple entries, please attempt to order them by relevancy, if at all possible. So:

The Tale is about the SCP —-> The SCP appears in this Tale —> The SCP is heavily referenced within the Tale —> The SCP is briefly alluded to within the Tale

It's not a hard-and-fast rule (one is not expected to read EVERY 173 tale to know where to slot the next one). This is merely a courtesy to readers.

When linking series: A link to the hub page or first chapter should suffice if the SCP in question appears in multiple entries or is central to the series. A link to individual Tales in a series should be used in cases where the SCP is focused on in a single chapter.

(For instance. SCP-012 is the primary focus of the On Mount Golgotha canon, so I linked to the canon hub. SCP-339, on the other hand, is featured prominently in the On Mount Golgotha tale "An Impenitent Thief", so I linked that tale instead of the whole canon).

Multiple SCPs: When there are multiple SCPs in a given work, it's fine to include the work under each SCP, not just one or two.

Formatting entries:

Tale entries should be nested underneath their respective SCPs, on a tier separate from the main bullet-points. Place a space before the asterisk to accomplish this. Tales should be in triple-brackets. If the url and the title of the page are different, the entry should have the url first, followed by a vertical bar, followed by the title.

For example:

* [[[SCP-106]]] - The Old Man
* [[[The Young Man]]]

The Tale has a space before the asterisk, and is properly nested. The page title and the page url are the same, so the link is good.

* [[[SCP-359]]] - The Hawk
* [[[i-wanna-be-the-very-best|SCPokemon]]]

Here, the url and page title are different. This entry includes the url, followed by a vertical bar, followed by the page title. Another good link.

Parentheticals may be used next to individual submissions to further lend insight on contents (for example "(Poetry)" or "(Tale Series)". Please try to label adult content in this manner:

Tale (Adult)

And that's it! Let's get this rolling.

Joke SCPs

• CODENAME: Cimmerian/kaktus Proposal - "The Broke God"
  • CODE NAME: TwistedGears-Kaktus - The Broken God
• CODENAME: Daveyoufool's Proposal - "KEEP CALM AND APOLLY ON"
• CODENAME: Dr. Palanez's Proposal - "The Question"
• CODENAME: Another djkaktus Proposal - "RUMBLY IN ITS TUMBLY"
• CODENAME: Henzoid-Crocket's Proposal - "When Day Breaks Up"
  • CODENAME: S. D. Locke - When Day Breaks
• MZL-1730 - What Happened to Site-19?
  • SCP-1730 - What Happened to Site-13?
• SCP-000-J - "The Official SCP Sales Catalogue"
• SCP-0002-J - Toilet Humor
• SCP-001-J - The Big Red Button
• SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering
• SCP-002-J - Amnesiac Treatment
• SCP-:3-J - Memetic Language Construct
• SCP-004-J - Stan from Accounting
• SCP-005-J-EX - "No, because she thinks he's talking about the…"
• SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
  • SCP-006-CU-EX - Cuddly Cwawies
  • First Quarto (Poetry)
• SCP-007-J - Unidentified Muffin Creature
• SCP-008-J - Geoff
• SCP-009-J - Where Is It?
• SCP-010-J - WHAT KETER I DON'T SEE ANY KETER
• SCP-011-J - The Baby
• SCP-012-J - Special Comedy Procedures
• SCP-013-J - The Cuttlefish of Ultimate Wisdom
• SCP-014-J - A Fork
• SCP-015-J - Just Really Misunderstood
• SCP-016-J - Is That A Missile In Your Pocket?
• SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field
• SCP-018-J - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult
• SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison
• SCP-022-J - Memetic Metal
• SCP-025-J - Liquid SCP Foundation
• SCP-026-J - A Cold Post
• SCP-027-J - Schrödinger's Remote
• SCP-028-J - PC Load Letter?!
• SCP-029-J - Jesus Take the Wheel!
• SCP-031-J - Evening of Terrors
• SCP-042-J - Billions of Anomalous Pillows
• SCP-048-J - Negative Probability Phrase
  • SCP-048 - The Cursed SCP Number
• SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow
  • SCP-049 - Plague Doctor
  • Boiled, Scrambled, and Fried.
  • Let Me Cure Her, Daddy
  • Cack Hard 2: Revengeance, Reloaded
  • The Cure
  • SCP-049-D
• SCP-50-AE-J - The Deagle
• SCP-055-J - Who Knows?
  • SCP-055 - [unknown]
• SCP-065-J - Singing Cacti Amigos
• SCP-069-J - "Sisters of Cheyenne Point"
• SCP-076-J - IN OWN WORDS
  • SCP-076 - "Able"
• SCP-078-J - Cooties
• SCP-80s-J - Strangerer Things
• SCP-095-J - Anomalous Typeface
  • Second Quarto (Poetry)
• SCP-096-J - NarrAway
• SCP-100-J - A Steaming Pile of Shit
• SCP-103-J - Confirmed
• SCP-111-J - An Innocent Suburban Household
• SCP-118-J - The Saltiest Doctor Alive
• SCP-123-J - Amazing Butter-like Substance!
• SCP-145-J - Another Shitty Day at Work
• SCP-164-J - Ear Magic
• SPC-169-J - The Big One
  • SCP-169 - The Leviathan
• SPC-172-J - Never Bring a Fist to a Spear Fight
• SCP-173-J - The Original "The Sculpture"
  • SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original
• SPC-173-J - A Fiesta Shark Statue Brutally Enforcing Vacation Time
• SCP-184-J - The Elaboration Squirrel
• SCP-1D6-J - Gygax's Folly
• SCP-200-J - Refrigerator Logic
• SCP-222-J - Contagious Biophysical Behavior
• SCP-231-J - 0.453592 Kilograms of Flesh
  • SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements
• SCP-273-J - ‘Freezies’
• SCP-300-J - Our Glorious Ruler
• SCP-309-J - the prime example of what not to do
• SCP-329-J - The Ghoooost Siiiign
  • An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost
  • A Keter Kinda Christmas
• SCP-333-J - Skippy's Corner Pub
• SCP-334-J - The Lost Sock Room
• SCP-343-J - Russell's Soup Can
  • SCP-343 - "God"
• SCP-371-J - peanut funi xd 🥜😂
  • SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original
• SCP-404-J - The Pantheon
• SCP-419-J - A Trustworthy Man
• SCP-420-J - The Best ████ in the World
  • SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
  • SCP-????-J - Some fucking thing in a box
• SCP-444-J - Tootin’ Dootin’ Shootin’
• SCP-496-J - Dr. Margaret Sawyer-Sheen
• SCP-500-J - That bitch
• SCP-536-J - It's on the back of your head
• SCP-543-J - Tweetle Beetles
• SCP-579-J - Microtransactions
  • SCP-579 - [DATA EXPUNGED]
• SCP-616-J - Class D Recruitment Process
• SCP-619-J - Championship Belt
• SCP-630-J - A Song In Their Heart
• SCP-666-J - Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills
• SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
  • Ambrose London Prix Fixe
  • Lust in the Time of Anomalous Cholera
• SCP-682-J - SUPER BESTEST LIZERD EVER
  • SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile
• SCP-723-J - Sad Roach
  • Roach Wrangling At Kiryu Labs
  • Kiryu Labs Roach Wrangling Log
• SCP-724-J - Bad Roach
• SCP-727-J - Malevolent Celestial Object
• SCP-729-J - Peep Peep, Motherfucker
• SCP-732-J - Tiny Ceramic Seahorse
• SCP-777-J - Darkblade
• SCP-789-J - the butt ghost!!
  • That's The Joke
  • An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost
  • People Look East
• SCP-800-J - American Football
• SCP-808-J - The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island
• SCP-810-J - A Dog In Need Of Funds
• SCP-885-J - Researcher Jacobs' Inability To Clean Up After Himself
• SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
• SCP-930-J - You little rascal!
• SCP-938-J - Hell's Bells
• SCP-939-J - Crime Time Canine
• SCP-990-J - Dream Dude
  • SCP-990 - Dream Man
• SCP-999-J - Creepy Speedo Man
• SCP-1000-J - Old Wives' Town
• SCP-1013-J - Tree Rats
• SCP-1026-J - Mr. Somebody
• SCP-1040-J - A Dangerous Mental Contagion
• SCP-1047-J - "The Troll"
• SCP-1049-J - The Grim Bucket
• SPC-1057-J - Absence Of Punchable Shark
  • SCP-1057 - Absence of Shark
• SCP-1089-J - The Carpet Ate It Again
• SCP-1111-J - A Working Computer
• SCP-1131-J - It works, guys! Trust me!
• SCP-1132-J - Head-Cannons
• SCP-1134-J - Masking Tape
• SCP-1150-J - Budget Hole
• SCP-1162-J - "Double Down Sandwich"
• SCP-1201-J - That One Movie
• SCP-1212-J - Standards
• SCP-1224-J - Duck-Class Personnel
• SCP-1234-J - An SCP
• SCP-1294-J - Watering-down Can
• SCP-1322-J - A Whole New World
  • SCP-1322 - Glory Hole
• SCP-1333-J! - THE SCREAMING MAN
  • No Joke
  • SCPoems
• SCP-1344-J - Glass-Like Lifeform
• SCP-1394-J - Upside-Down Connector
• SCP-1417-J - Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
• SCP-1459-J - X-Sponge
• SCP-1471-J - Sensual Containment Procedures
• SCP-1472-J - Scranton Realty Anchors
• SCP-1543-J - The Sun Launcher
  • • A Fitting End
• SCP-1550-J - The Professor's Wheelchair
• SCP-1557-J - The Writer's Block
• SCP-1595-J - Sweethearts
• SCP-1622-J - No Object Class Whatsoever
• SCP-1638-J - A Dark and Mysterious Printing Plate
• SCP-1797-J - "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE"
  • SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"
• SCP-1830-J - Opening Line
• SCP-1840-J - The Hard Sell
• SCP-1851-J - Fibber Lake
• SCP-1861-J - Battle Hymn of the Foundation
• SCP-1912-J - The Land of [REDACTED]
• SCP-1914-J - Silencing Piano
• SCP-1922-J - Pathetic System of American Pigs
• SCP-1938-J - Typhoid Mary
• SCP-1948-J - The Comrade
• SCP-1950-J - Locked away in the tallest Containment Cell
• SCP-1955-J - Musical Audio Surveillance Distortion
• SCP-1960-J - Stone Sphere
• SCP-1981-J - Just A Small Town Girl
• SCP-1987-J - Bitchin' Solo
  • A Keter Kinda Christmas
• SCP-1992-J - Hype Train
• SCP-1994-J - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
• SCP-2000-J - Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back
  • No Joke
• SCP-2001-J - Laser Butt Disease
  • That's The Joke
  • It's All Behind Us Now
• SCP-2002-J - The -J stands for Jaywalker
• SCP-2006-J - Metamorphic Eldritch Entity
• SCP-2008-J - Cryptozoological life form
• SCP-2029-J - Artificial Unintelligence
• SCP-2041-J - Tankapult
• SCP-2100-J - Hard-Boiled Fedora
• SCP-2103-J - "Hatbot"
  • The Hatbot Chronicles
  • Thy Will Be Done
• SCP-2130-J - "But seriously, folks…"
• SCP-2212-J - CALL NOW AND GET APOLLYON FREE!
• SCP-2317-J - A Door to Another Parody
  • SCP-2317 - A Door to Another World
• SCP-2383-J - Science
• SCP-2412-J - The Laplander
  • 1st - 12th December 2008
  • 24th December 2008 14th January 2009
• SCP-2421-J - The Upvote Syndrome
• SCP-2558-J - Pufferkittens
  • No Joke
  • A Holiday Appeal
• SCP-2559-J - Portal to the Plane of Infinite Kittens
  • ∆K=([ϑK/ ϑx, [ ϑK/ ϑy], [ ϑK/ ϑz]) Or: Episiotometrics]
• SCP-2600-J - Bicycle Mafia
• SCP-2615-J - Clap Your Hands
  • SCP-2615 - If You Believe
• SCP-2618-J - Then Who Was Nanners?
• SCP-2718-J - Weekend at Dammerung's
  • SCP-2718 - What Happens After
• SCP-2719-J - an inside joke
  • SCP-2719 - Inside
• SCP-2772-J - SUV Sales Pitch
• SPC-2935-J - O, Fin
  • SCP-2935 - O, Death
• SCP-2950-J - THE POSTCARD
• SCP-3000-J - Kellogg's® Foundation Flakes™!
• SCP-3034-J - Voresnake
  • SCP-3000 - Ananteshesha
• SCP-3V1L-J - The Master Plan
• SPC-3284-J - Lava Sharks
• SCP-3333-J - Angsty Teenage Plant
• SCP-3467-J - Six Foot Man-Eating-Chicken
• SCP-3472-J - In time, you will come to hate me.
• SCP-3560-J - A Discerning Gentleman
• SCP-3999-J - Talloran's Sacrifice
  • SCP-3999 - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me
• SCP-4000-J - 2boo
  • Taboo - Taboo
• SCP-4001-J - Life, Read Right to Left
  • SCP-4001 - Alexandria Eternal
• SCP-4002-J - Curd of Prey
• SCP-4055-J - Ugly Dog
• SCP-4237-J - Object of Indescribable Action
• SCP-4263-J - Googly Eyes
• SCP-4297-J - Normal Australian Wildlife
• SCP-4357-J - Cooperative Demon
  • P'rantortiz the Vile
  • No Joke
• SCP-4389-J - Can the Foundation do THIS?
• SCP-4444-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Golden Origin
  • 1st - 12th December 2008
• SCP-4445-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Trident Valley
• SCP-4590-J - Japucha
• SCP-4800-J - The One True God
• SCP-5000-J - The Cookie Caper
  • The Culprit Of The Cookie Caper
• SCP-5040-J - Stripèd Gangs
  • No Joke
• SCP-5150-J - Think Of The Children
• SCP-5200-J - JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!
• SCP-5280-J - Antiquated Measurement System
• SCP-5308-J - The Collection
  • No Joke
• SCP-5417-J - The Deadly Nackle
• SCP-5555-J - The Chibinator
• SCP-5972-J - Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner
• SCP-6132-J - Terrain Fumble
  • SCP-2316 - Field Trip
• SCP-6327-J - [redacted for brevity]
• SCP-7000-J - Veni, Vidi, [DATA EXPUNGED]
• SCP-7143-J - THE KNOB
• SCP-7394-J - HILARIOUS FARTING FROG CLICK NOW TO SEE
• SCP-7475-J - Turbo Shark Pulverizer 6000
  • Seasick Sharks
• SCP-7560-J - Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray
  • No Joke
• SCP-7789-J - There are so many possible puns for this! Some are too phon-ny and others won't fly.
• SCP-7800-J - The Five-Second Rule
• SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
• SCP-80RK-J - Unfortunately The Best Doggo
• SCP-8231-J - Super Flying T-Rex
• SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures
• SCP-9000.01-J - SKIP SHIP
  • SCP-2001-J - Laser Butt Disease
  • SCP-789-J - the butt ghost!!
• SCP-10101-J - Not A Self-Insert At All
  • SCPoems
• SCP-19316-J - Improper Terminology
• SCP-100000-J - Procedure 110-Overkill
• SCP-2128046979-J - You don't know her, she works at a different Site!
• SCP-1-800-J - SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED
• SCP-41D3N73-J - Lotsa Pasta
• SCP-47-47-J - Rusty the Wonder Dog
• SCP-649-2568-J - Technicolor Geography
• SCP-1347-1353-J - What a Pestis
• SCP-80-K-J - Chicken Corps
• SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
• SCP-L135-J - Very Powerful Psychic Man
• SCP-____-J - Procrastinati
  • Why Change?
  • Into That Good Night (Poetry)
  • SCP-TLDR-J
• SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]
• SCP-????-J - Some fucking thing in a box
• SCP-damej-J - damej robit
• SCP-HR009-J - Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title
• SCP-Big egg - Big egg
• SCP-Jaguar-J - Junior Researcher Hutchins' Incredible Automobile
• SCP-META-EX-J - Please Don't Coldpost
• SCP-O5-J - Sorry, I do not understand the command.
• SCP-ROCKS-J - A Pile Of Rocks That Need To Shut The Hell Up
• SCP-SAFE-J - Some safes
• SCP-SCP-J - It's Scippy!
• SCP-SPOOKY-J - A Veteran Of The Skeleton War
• SCP-TLDR-J - An Easily Digestible Document
• SCP-TTKU-J - A Thing That Kills You
• SCP-V1L3-J - A VILE Machine
• SCP-PU1P-J - A PULPy Machine
• SCP-WOW-J - Dr. Fynegan and Agent Forelli's Bizarre Adventure
• SCP-WTF-J - The Worst
• SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J - The Subject is Aware
  • A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates
• SCP-sqrt(-1)-J - SCP-$\sqrt{-1}$ -J

Super Cute Pets (April Fool's 2014)

• Home Page - Super Cute Pets Foundation
• SCP-006-CU-EX - Cuddly Cwawies
• SCP-682-CU - Cutest Ickle Lizard
  • The Slow Asphyxiation Of Undiluted Ardor
• SCP-2600-CU - The Cutest Little Thing

Other Joke Pages

• The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation
• Technical Issue Request Page
• New Technical Issue Request Page
• Log of Anomalous Ducks
  • Rubber-Summer
• Standard Form For Downvotes
• The Big List of Overdone SCP Cliches
• Cliches and You: An Educational Film
• Author Stereotypes
• Bearitage Collection

Footnotes

1. "Word of God" is a term which describes a creator's statement regarding their work. Here, this means "check discussion pages to see what the author says regarding spoilers/chacters/etc."