Joke SCPs - Tales Edition
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Ever wish you could find all the works featuring your favorite SCPs? Well, now you can! This is meant to be an easy way to access such content for fans, writers, and other interested parties. This is to be an ever-evolving list, so do feel free to add missing entries should you come across them.
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Joke SCPs
- CODENAME: Cimmerian/kaktus Proposal - "The Broke God"
- CODE NAME: TwistedGears-Kaktus - The Broken God
- CODENAME: Daveyoufool's Proposal - "KEEP CALM AND APOLLY ON"
- CODENAME: Dr. Palanez's Proposal - "The Question"
- CODENAME: Another djkaktus Proposal - "RUMBLY IN ITS TUMBLY"
- CODENAME: Henzoid-Crocket's Proposal - "When Day Breaks Up"
- CODENAME: S. D. Locke - When Day Breaks
- MZL-1730 - What Happened to Site-19?
- SCP-1730 - What Happened to Site-13?
- SCP-000-J - "The Official SCP Sales Catalogue"
- SCP-0002-J - Toilet Humor
- SCP-001-J - The Big Red Button
- SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering
- SCP-002-J - Amnesiac Treatment
- SCP-:3-J - Memetic Language Construct
- SCP-004-J - Stan from Accounting
- SCP-005-J-EX - "No, because she thinks he's talking about the…"
- SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
- SCP-006-CU-EX - Cuddly Cwawies
- First Quarto (Poetry)
- SCP-007-J - Unidentified Muffin Creature
- SCP-008-J - Geoff
- SCP-009-J - Where Is It?
- SCP-010-J - WHAT KETER I DON'T SEE ANY KETER
- SCP-011-J - The Baby
- SCP-012-J - Special Comedy Procedures
- SCP-013-J - The Cuttlefish of Ultimate Wisdom
- SCP-014-J - A Fork
- SCP-015-J - Just Really Misunderstood
- SCP-016-J - Is That A Missile In Your Pocket?
- SCP-017-J - Narcissistic Time Displacement Field
- SCP-018-J - Normal Trench Coat Worn By An Adult
- SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison
- SCP-022-J - Memetic Metal
- SCP-025-J - Liquid SCP Foundation
- SCP-026-J - A Cold Post
- SCP-027-J - Schrödinger's Remote
- SCP-028-J - PC Load Letter?!
- SCP-029-J - Jesus Take the Wheel!
- SCP-031-J - Evening of Terrors
- SCP-042-J - Billions of Anomalous Pillows
- SCP-048-J - Negative Probability Phrase
- SCP-048 - The Cursed SCP Number
- SCP-049-J - The Plague Fellow
- SCP-50-AE-J - The Deagle
- SCP-055-J - Who Knows?
- SCP-055 - [unknown]
- SCP-065-J - Singing Cacti Amigos
- SCP-069-J - "Sisters of Cheyenne Point"
- SCP-076-J - IN OWN WORDS
- SCP-076 - "Able"
- SCP-078-J - Cooties
- SCP-80s-J - Strangerer Things
- SCP-095-J - Anomalous Typeface
- Second Quarto (Poetry)
- SCP-096-J - NarrAway
- SCP-100-J - A Steaming Pile of Shit
- SCP-103-J - Confirmed
- SCP-111-J - An Innocent Suburban Household
- SCP-118-J - The Saltiest Doctor Alive
- SCP-123-J - Amazing Butter-like Substance!
- SCP-145-J - Another Shitty Day at Work
- SCP-164-J - Ear Magic
- SPC-169-J - The Big One
- SCP-169 - The Leviathan
- SPC-172-J - Never Bring a Fist to a Spear Fight
- SCP-173-J - The Original "The Sculpture"
- SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original
- SPC-173-J - A Fiesta Shark Statue Brutally Enforcing Vacation Time
- SCP-184-J - The Elaboration Squirrel
- SCP-1D6-J - Gygax's Folly
- SCP-200-J - Refrigerator Logic
- SCP-222-J - Contagious Biophysical Behavior
- SCP-231-J - 0.453592 Kilograms of Flesh
- SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements
- SCP-273-J - ‘Freezies’
- SCP-300-J - Our Glorious Ruler
- SCP-309-J - the prime example of what not to do
- SCP-329-J - The Ghoooost Siiiign
- SCP-333-J - Skippy's Corner Pub
- SCP-334-J - The Lost Sock Room
- SCP-343-J - Russell's Soup Can
- SCP-343 - "God"
- SCP-371-J - peanut funi xd 🥜😂
- SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original
- SCP-404-J - The Pantheon
- SCP-419-J - A Trustworthy Man
- SCP-420-J - The Best ████ in the World
- SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
- SCP-????-J - Some fucking thing in a box
- SCP-444-J - Tootin’ Dootin’ Shootin’
- SCP-496-J - Dr. Margaret Sawyer-Sheen
- SCP-500-J - That bitch
- SCP-536-J - It's on the back of your head
- SCP-543-J - Tweetle Beetles
- SCP-579-J - Microtransactions
- SCP-579 - [DATA EXPUNGED]
- SCP-616-J - Class D Recruitment Process
- SCP-619-J - Championship Belt
- SCP-630-J - A Song In Their Heart
- SCP-666-J - Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills
- SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
- SCP-682-J - SUPER BESTEST LIZERD EVER
- SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile
- SCP-723-J - Sad Roach
- SCP-724-J - Bad Roach
- SCP-727-J - Malevolent Celestial Object
- SCP-729-J - Peep Peep, Motherfucker
- SCP-732-J - Tiny Ceramic Seahorse
- SCP-777-J - Darkblade
- SCP-789-J - the butt ghost!!
- SCP-800-J - American Football
- SCP-808-J - The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island
- SCP-810-J - A Dog In Need Of Funds
- SCP-885-J - Researcher Jacobs' Inability To Clean Up After Himself
- SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
- SCP-930-J - You little rascal!
- SCP-938-J - Hell's Bells
- SCP-939-J - Crime Time Canine
- SCP-990-J - Dream Dude
- SCP-990 - Dream Man
- SCP-999-J - Creepy Speedo Man
- SCP-1000-J - Old Wives' Town
- SCP-1013-J - Tree Rats
- SCP-1026-J - Mr. Somebody
- SCP-1040-J - A Dangerous Mental Contagion
- SCP-1047-J - "The Troll"
- SCP-1049-J - The Grim Bucket
- SPC-1057-J - Absence Of Punchable Shark
- SCP-1057 - Absence of Shark
- SCP-1089-J - The Carpet Ate It Again
- SCP-1111-J - A Working Computer
- SCP-1131-J - It works, guys! Trust me!
- SCP-1132-J - Head-Cannons
- SCP-1134-J - Masking Tape
- SCP-1150-J - Budget Hole
- SCP-1162-J - "Double Down Sandwich"
- SCP-1201-J - That One Movie
- SCP-1212-J - Standards
- SCP-1224-J - Duck-Class Personnel
- SCP-1234-J - An SCP
- SCP-1294-J - Watering-down Can
- SCP-1322-J - A Whole New World
- SCP-1322 - Glory Hole
- SCP-1333-J! - THE SCREAMING MAN
- SCP-1344-J - Glass-Like Lifeform
- SCP-1394-J - Upside-Down Connector
- SCP-1417-J - Passive-Aggressive Meteorite
- SCP-1459-J - X-Sponge
- SCP-1471-J - Sensual Containment Procedures
- SCP-1472-J - Scranton Realty Anchors
- SCP-1543-J - The Sun Launcher
- SCP-1550-J - The Professor's Wheelchair
- SCP-1557-J - The Writer's Block
- SCP-1595-J - Sweethearts
- SCP-1622-J - No Object Class Whatsoever
- SCP-1638-J - A Dark and Mysterious Printing Plate
- SCP-1797-J - "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE"
- SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"
- SCP-1830-J - Opening Line
- SCP-1840-J - The Hard Sell
- SCP-1851-J - Fibber Lake
- SCP-1861-J - Battle Hymn of the Foundation
- SCP-1912-J - The Land of [REDACTED]
- SCP-1914-J - Silencing Piano
- SCP-1922-J - Pathetic System of American Pigs
- SCP-1938-J - Typhoid Mary
- SCP-1948-J - The Comrade
- SCP-1950-J - Locked away in the tallest Containment Cell
- SCP-1955-J - Musical Audio Surveillance Distortion
- SCP-1960-J - Stone Sphere
- SCP-1981-J - Just A Small Town Girl
- SCP-1987-J - Bitchin' Solo
- SCP-1992-J - Hype Train
- SCP-1994-J - THE BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL
- SCP-2000-J - Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back
- SCP-2001-J - Laser Butt Disease
- SCP-2002-J - The -J stands for Jaywalker
- SCP-2006-J - Metamorphic Eldritch Entity
- SCP-2008-J - Cryptozoological life form
- SCP-2029-J - Artificial Unintelligence
- SCP-2041-J - Tankapult
- SCP-2100-J - Hard-Boiled Fedora
- SCP-2103-J - "Hatbot"
- SCP-2130-J - "But seriously, folks…"
- SCP-2212-J - CALL NOW AND GET APOLLYON FREE!
- SCP-2317-J - A Door to Another Parody
- SCP-2317 - A Door to Another World
- SCP-2383-J - Science
- SCP-2412-J - The Laplander
- SCP-2421-J - The Upvote Syndrome
- SCP-2558-J - Pufferkittens
- SCP-2559-J - Portal to the Plane of Infinite Kittens
- ∆K=([ϑK/ ϑx, [ ϑK/ ϑy], [ ϑK/ ϑz]) Or: Episiotometrics]
- SCP-2600-J - Bicycle Mafia
- SCP-2615-J - Clap Your Hands
- SCP-2615 - If You Believe
- SCP-2618-J - Then Who Was Nanners?
- SCP-2718-J - Weekend at Dammerung's
- SCP-2718 - What Happens After
- SCP-2719-J - an inside joke
- SCP-2719 - Inside
- SCP-2772-J - SUV Sales Pitch
- SPC-2935-J - O, Fin
- SCP-2935 - O, Death
- SCP-2950-J - THE POSTCARD
- SCP-3000-J - Kellogg's® Foundation Flakes™!
- SCP-3034-J - Voresnake
- SCP-3000 - Ananteshesha
- SCP-3V1L-J - The Master Plan
- SPC-3284-J - Lava Sharks
- SCP-3333-J - Angsty Teenage Plant
- SCP-3467-J - Six Foot Man-Eating-Chicken
- SCP-3472-J - In time, you will come to hate me.
- SCP-3560-J - A Discerning Gentleman
- SCP-3999-J - Talloran's Sacrifice
- SCP-3999 - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me
- SCP-4000-J - 2boo
- Taboo - Taboo
- SCP-4001-J - Life, Read Right to Left
- SCP-4001 - Alexandria Eternal
- SCP-4002-J - Curd of Prey
- SCP-4055-J - Ugly Dog
- SCP-4237-J - Object of Indescribable Action
- SCP-4263-J - Googly Eyes
- SCP-4297-J - Normal Australian Wildlife
- SCP-4357-J - Cooperative Demon
- SCP-4389-J - Can the Foundation do THIS?
- SCP-4444-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Golden Origin
- SCP-4445-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Trident Valley
- SCP-4590-J - Japucha
- SCP-4800-J - The One True God
- SCP-5000-J - The Cookie Caper
- SCP-5040-J - Stripèd Gangs
- SCP-5150-J - Think Of The Children
- SCP-5200-J - JUST SAY NO!!!!!!!!
- SCP-5280-J - Antiquated Measurement System
- SCP-5308-J - The Collection
- SCP-5417-J - The Deadly Nackle
- SCP-5555-J - The Chibinator
- SCP-5972-J - Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner
- SCP-6132-J - Terrain Fumble
- SCP-2316 - Field Trip
- SCP-6327-J - [redacted for brevity]
- SCP-7000-J - Veni, Vidi, [DATA EXPUNGED]
- SCP-7143-J - THE KNOB
- SCP-7394-J - HILARIOUS FARTING FROG CLICK NOW TO SEE
- SCP-7475-J - Turbo Shark Pulverizer 6000
- SCP-7560-J - Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray
- SCP-7789-J - There are so many possible puns for this! Some are too phon-ny and others won't fly.
- SCP-7800-J - The Five-Second Rule
- SCP-8003-J - Why Bother?
- SCP-80RK-J - Unfortunately The Best Doggo
- SCP-8231-J - Super Flying T-Rex
- SCP-8851-J - Super Cheap Procedures
- SCP-9000.01-J - SKIP SHIP
- SCP-2001-J - Laser Butt Disease
- SCP-789-J - the butt ghost!!
- SCP-10101-J - Not A Self-Insert At All
- SCP-19316-J - Improper Terminology
- SCP-100000-J - Procedure 110-Overkill
- SCP-2128046979-J - You don't know her, she works at a different Site!
- SCP-1-800-J - SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED
- SCP-41D3N73-J - Lotsa Pasta
- SCP-47-47-J - Rusty the Wonder Dog
- SCP-649-2568-J - Technicolor Geography
- SCP-1347-1353-J - What a Pestis
- SCP-80-K-J - Chicken Corps
- SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
- SCP-L135-J - Very Powerful Psychic Man
- SCP-____-J - Procrastinati
- Why Change?
- Into That Good Night (Poetry)
- SCP-TLDR-J
- SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]
- SCP-????-J - Some fucking thing in a box
- SCP-damej-J - damej robit
- SCP-HR009-J - Eye-Grabbing Clickbait Title
- SCP-Big egg - Big egg
- SCP-Jaguar-J - Junior Researcher Hutchins' Incredible Automobile
- SCP-META-EX-J - Please Don't Coldpost
- SCP-O5-J - Sorry, I do not understand the command.
- SCP-ROCKS-J - A Pile Of Rocks That Need To Shut The Hell Up
- SCP-SAFE-J - Some safes
- SCP-SCP-J - It's Scippy!
- SCP-SPOOKY-J - A Veteran Of The Skeleton War
- SCP-TLDR-J - An Easily Digestible Document
- SCP-TTKU-J - A Thing That Kills You
- SCP-V1L3-J - A VILE Machine
- SCP-PU1P-J - A PULPy Machine
- SCP-WOW-J - Dr. Fynegan and Agent Forelli's Bizarre Adventure
- SCP-WTF-J - The Worst
- SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J - The Subject is Aware
- SCP-sqrt(-1)-J - SCP-$\sqrt{-1}$ -J
Super Cute Pets (April Fool's 2014)
- Home Page - Super Cute Pets Foundation
- SCP-006-CU-EX - Cuddly Cwawies
- SCP-682-CU - Cutest Ickle Lizard
- SCP-2600-CU - The Cutest Little Thing
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