Joke SCPs

Note: Before you attempt to write a joke SCP, you might want to read this page for some important pointers. …actually, no. No "might". Just go read this page first.

• SCP-000-J - "The Official SCP Sales Catalogue"
• SCP-001-J - The Big Red Button
• SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering
• SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
• SCP-014-J - A Fork
• SCP-031-J - Evening of Terrors
• SCP-50-AE-J - The Deagle
• SCP-069-J - "Sisters of Cheyenne Point"
• SCP-078-J - Cooties
• SCP-100-J - A Steaming Pile of ████
• SCP-111-J - An Innocent Suburban Household
• SCP-123-J - Amazing Butter-like Substance!
• SCP-1D6-J - Gygax's Folly
• SCP-222-J - Contagious Biophysical Behavior
• SCP-329-J - The Ghoooost Siiiign
• SCP-333-J - Skippy's Corner Pub
• SCP-334-J - The Lost Sock Room
• SCP-420-J - The Best ████ in the World
• SCP-500-J - That bitch
• SCP-536-J - It's on the back of your head
• SCP-616-J - Class D Recruitment Process
• SCP-619-J - Championship Belt
• SCP-630-J - Infectious Aestheto-auralkinetic Memetic Curtain
• SCP-666-J - Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills
• SCP-682-J - SUPER BESTEST LIZERD EVER
• SCP-727-J - Malevolent Celestial Object
• SCP-777-J - Darkblade
• SCP-789-J - the butt ghost!!
• SCP-808-J - The Lost Treasure of Captain Blue's Island
• SCP-999-J - Creepy Speedo Man
• SCP-1000-J - Old Wives' Town
• SCP-1013-J - Tree Rats
• SCP-1049-J - The Grim Bucket
• SCP-1162-J - "Double Down Sandwich"
• SCP-1234-J - An SCP
• SCP-1333-J! - THE SCREAMING MAN
• SCP-1344-J - Glass-Like Lifeform
• SCP-1459-J - X-Sponge
• SCP-1543-J - The Sun Launcher
• SCP-1550-J - The Professor's Wheelchair
• SCP-1638-J - A Dark and Mysterious Printing Plate
• SCP-1914-J - Silencing Piano
• SCP-1922-J - Pathetic System of American Pigs
• SCP-2000-J - Dunky the Funky Werecat 2000: Werecat Strikes Back
• SCP-2008-J - Cryptozoological life form
• SCP-2041-J - Tankapult
• SCP-2103-J - "Hatbot"
• SCP-2383-J - Science
• SCP-2412-J - The Laplander
• SCP-2558-J - Pufferkittens
• SCP-2559-J - Portal to the Plane of Infinite Kittens
• SPC-3284-J - Lava Sharks
• SCP-3467-J - Six Foot Man-Eating-Chicken
• SCP-4237-J - Object of Indescribable Action
• SCP-4357-J - Cooperative Demon
• SCP-4444-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Golden Origin
• SCP-4445-J - Disinformation Campaign: Operation Trident Valley
• SCP-5200-J - JUST SAY NO!!!
• SCP-5280-J - Antiquated Measurement System
• SCP-5308-J - The Collection
• SCP-5555-J - The Chibinator
• SCP-5972-J - Kirby Company Vacuum Cleaner
• SCP-7560-J - Deccadence, Being the Writings of Wisest RESEARCHER Frank Gene Decray
• SCP-10101-J - Not A Self-Insert At All
• SCP-K9-J-EX - The Haunted House
• SCP-____-J - Procrastinati
• SCP-:3-J - Memetic Language Construct
• SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]
• The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation
• Technical Issue Request Page
• New Technical Issue Request Page
• Log of Anomalous Ducks