ItsDenali's Personnel File
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(In chronological order)

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The depths are alive and they're f*cking pissed.
+56 | 14 comments
26 Aug 2018 19:09
Page SCP-4997 Title Cauldros
Rating +56 Notes My first successful SCP!
Published 26 Aug 2018 19:09 Shorthand 😴😠🌋
Summary The Yellowstone Supervolcano is kind of alive and definitely a ticking time bomb.
Quote "You know the mantra, “we die in the dark, so you may live in the light," but sooner or later one of these behemoths will breach, and when that happens we won’t be able to stop it, and that "light" might go out forever."
Last comment #14 from Jacob RJacob R on 22 Jul 2019 02:20
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Where's that turtle?
+43 | 8 comments
18 Jan 2019 01:40
Page SCP-4870 Title Something’s Wrong With Site-17
Rating +43 Notes My photo :D
Published 18 Jan 2019 01:40 Shorthand 📝🤔🐢
Summary The Foundation finds a ton of notes talking about a tortoise. No one remembers writing about a tortoise.
Quote "To our favorite tortoise's delight, the cleanup and environmental restoration operations have thus been deemed a success."
Last comment #8 from ShaggydredlocksShaggydredlocks on 18 Jan 2019 19:04
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Inevitability can still be beautiful.
+36 | 9 comments
12 Oct 2019 14:53
Page SCP-4961 Title All Dogs Go To Heaven
Rating +36 Notes They loved you too.
Published 12 Oct 2019 14:53 Shorthand 🏞️🐶👼
Summary An immortal dog park takes a tragic twist.
Quote "Lilacs were always Ruta’s favorite."
Last comment #9 from cybersqydcybersqyd on 06 Nov 2019 10:47
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Thirteen is an unlucky number for a reason.
+22 | 8 comments
31 Oct 2019 21:20
Page SCP-4685 Title Every Man Must Pay His Due
Rating +22 Notes A more Series 1-esque article, posted on Halloween. 🎃
Published 31 Oct 2019 21:20 Shorthand ⓭💀🍖
Summary An old crane that appears 13 minutes before someone dies, then steals the body away.
Quote "The application of additional Reality Anchors in the future to further the study of SCP-4685 is pending."
Last comment #8 from Bluefox92Bluefox92 on 21 Nov 2019 18:47
Tacos that are literally out of this world.
+58 | 6 comments
16 Dec 2019 23:54
Page SCP-4845 Title Great Food; No Atmosphere
Rating +58 Notes Thanks to the beautiful middle of nowhere for inspiration.
Published 16 Dec 2019 23:54 Shorthand 🌙🌮👽
Summary It's literally just a Taco Bell on the Moon run by an entrepreneurial alien.
Quote "All Foundation personnel fall silent and look at each other perplexedly. Dr. Cade resumes eating his burrito."
Last comment #6 from NarsheroNarshero on 14 Jan 2020 00:59
What became of the legendary frontiersmen that tried to fight westward expansion?
+32 | 14 comments
14 Jan 2020 05:02
Page SCP-5000: So Says I Title So Says I
Rating +32 Notes My entry for the SCP-5000 Contest, also the first Contest I have ever participated in.
Published 14 Jan 2020 05:02 Shorthand 7️⃣😠❓
Summary A forgotten tale of justice and duty in the face of impossible odds from the American West, and what unfolded after.
Quote "I won’t sit idly by and watch these Indians, these people be slaughtered in their own home anymore, nor these grand forests be wiped out for our mere convenience. I’m putting an end to this… this invasion, one way or another… So says I."
Last comment #14 from WonkoTheSaneWonkoTheSane on 17 Jan 2020 23:12

Future Projects: (If I ever actually get to them)

  • The Greatest Stories Are Those We Carry With Us
  • They Seldom Sleep Quietly
  • Kilroy Was Here
  • You're Wrong About Joke SCPs
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