#IsItWeirdThatIWantToFuckTheShark?
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ONEIROI SEA
CONNECTED CONSCIOUSNESS

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"It was all just a dream!"

CRAWLER: SEA BASS | QUERY: TOUCHING DREAMS | SEARCH: OW SUBNET
OCEANIA_SALT | AND NOT: UNCONNECTED AND FREE, NO RELATIONSHIP TO ANYTHING | ANOTHER SEARCH VARIABLE: NON_SALT_LUBRICANT


WAIT AREN'T WE ALL HAVING WET DREAMS

HOT AND HEAVY IN MEET-SPACE

No Decent Oneiroi or Shadow Would Ever Subject Themselves To Such Degradation and Horror



So what is going on with the something where we have to get into the head of someone else and then we'll be getting our rocks on and off without thinking it through?

Bringing heads into the Collective is a good deed where you go to the next shift. When we meet a new fresh headspace then we can't be using it for our own fulfillment.

That is not a collective way.

An Oneiroi known only as JUDY for this flittering parchment in a sea of confusion slept in the head of an ARTIFICIAL LIFEBODY without even telling a single soul somewhere something.

Logs have been wrung and leaked by Vasily from Second Havana who got them from his little sister after asking nicely at dinner.

FRESH HOT AND WET TAKE

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@BROADWAY


Content Modreamator For Dreams, Distractions and Directions


ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING?

Indisputably dank disbelief. DAILY one of DREAMS OWN has been FRATERNIZING with dry meat. DERIVATIVE. Don't detract with danish, do diligence and make die. FACTS.

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2:00 AM - 22 February 2019

metadream connection inspection detection of erection

names have been changed to detect those who lack innocence

GOLD: has fallen asleep

BOWL: has fallen asleep

SNOOPY: is peepin and sleepin real quiet-secret-like

GOLD: Are you asleep, honey?

BOWL: Yeeees, omg I've waited so long for this I want to be there!

GOLD: Did you like that meme I made you?

BOWL: this one right

GOLD: Lol yes that one. I do still have the link I sent, you know.

BOWL: Sorry I meant to send you the one I made of u I hope u like it.

GOLD: CUTE

GOLD: Babe you're supposed to change the bottom text.

BOWL: OH crap sorry.

GOLD: It's ok 😊 Have you talked to that one scientist already? Right?

Gold: I thought about you all day =[

BOWL: Did, yeah. Mike was bothering me for training so I had to get rid of him first.

GOLD: Meaning?

BOWL: I had to train lol

GOLD: Pffft, dummy. So you talked to him?

BOWL: Yesh, I convinced him to try. He didn't want to do it at first cuz it's experimental and stuff but I'd probably saw my own head off and plug it into his dream machine if I thought that would work.

GOLD: Don't say that because I know you wouldn't

BOWL: Ooohh yes**

GOLD: Havin fun there?

BOWL: OH LOL no i just meant that yeah i would

GOLD: k ;)

GOLD: I wish I could keep you like the little bits of dreamed grass that touched a million bodies and etched into a thousand heads, those memories back in dreams and then the sensation touching me back through time.

GOLD: Nah but your head isn't all i'd need of you ;)

BOWL: Damn <3

GOLD: Lol you suck at this hahaha

BOWL: Sorry sorry i never did this before you think im dumb

GOLD: It's fine baby, I know you're not used to this

GOLD: Here, this should help ;)

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BOWL: GOD I WANNA BE THAT LITTLE BIT OF SEAGRASS RIGHT NOW

GOLD: I'm excited too, but we must'nt shout.

BOWL: Yeah yeah I know Goldie but you’re beautiful

GOLD: <3 Now you

BOWL: Eh.. S-sure.

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GOLD: Two dicks?!

BOWL: … That’s all you can say?

GOLD: No no baby, it looks great. Could pet them for hours ;)

BOWL: But but but I can only use one at the time!!

GOLD: .. Yeah you really suck babe haha

BOWL: I mean.. I would really like that ;)

GOLD: I can’t wait to ride your waves and that you put your -censored- in me and I will squeeze -censored- out of you all night. 🍆💦

BOWL: Shit.. holy shit babe

BOWL: I mean, I love that, I mean, I would love that, I mean I would fuck you to the whole night 🐟

GOLD: Slightly better babe, keep practicing ;)

GOLD: Tbf, the only thing that I’m kinda nervous about is that jk, you’re a sort of a shark and sharks are.. rough

GOLD: But only half shark so maybe im worrying for nothing

BOWL: But.. I’m still supposed to hit shark

GOLD: Don’t worry love, I think we will be fine an have -censored- great -censored- together

BOWL: Well.. If you say so.. You know we can also reproduce asexual right?

GOLD: Are you flipping kidding me right now babe?

BOWL: Okay so no good suggestion.

GOLD: Hahaha nope, but jk back to the fun part.

BOWL: Yeah, don’t you have something to help me some more?

GOLD: Quick learning there ;)

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BOWL: Wat the… What did you put in yourself?

GOLD: Sea cucumber :D

BOWL: Well.. I was not ready for that but I would love to be that sea cucumber

GOLD: In your case double sea cucumber

BOWL: I already told you that I can use one at the time babe

GOLD: Not the point bowlie

BOWL: Oh yeah right.

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TIME T'LOCALAN STOLE THIS STUFF FROM THE FUZZ
13:23 Feed is showing security footage of ██████ laboratory. Apart from standard laboratory equipment, a machine resembling an archway is visible. Inside said archway, an embedded mirror is visible.
13:25 A humanoid with aquatic bodily features entity wearing the same helmet as was found on SCP-1767 is escorted into the room by a lab assistant. They are placed before the archway. The lab assistant talks to the entity for two minutes, then leaves the laboratory.
13:32 A researcher enters the room, greets the entity and appears to activate the helmet, placing electrodes on the temples of the creature.
13:40 A silhouette appears in the mirror. SCP-1767 seems visibly elated. It yells something at the researcher, who in turn begins adjusting dials, presumably attempting focus the image.
13:42 The door of the laboratory is breached and three individuals wearing apparently fist-themed combat armor storm in and train their closed hands at at both the entity and the scientist, who takes a few steps back.
13:42 The entity shoves the researcher away and turns a large handle on the right side of the machine down, then drops to the floor. One of the armored individuals throws a punch, which misses the humanoid but hits and penetrates the mirror, which shatters immediately. There is a flash of purple light and the sound of explosives. The feed is distorted and cut immediately after.

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Broadway - Flagler College - St. Augustine, Florida

It should be illegal and instant death if you try to cross between the land of sleepytime and awakeytime for a booty call. I don't care how cool your football helmet is.

Who thinks we should hunt down the Oneiroi this Punch was looking to get his hands on and wake 'em up permanent-like?

Upvote Reply ·+63 · Feb 23, 2019 4:34pm



BIG TEXAS CUMMER

Maybe we should mind our own business?

Upvote Reply ·-187 · Feb 23, 2019 6:15pm



Broadway - Flagler College - St. Augustine, Florida

Who is letting all these perverts sleep on boats. That's where ALL perversion comes from.

Upvote Reply ·+1 · Feb 23, 2019 6:30pm



Lord Kissinger the Buttless

You know, it's like Big Jeffrey always said: DROP 'EM!

Upvote Reply ·+3200 · Feb 23, 2019 6:33pm



Big Jeffrey - Titanic - Atlantic Ocean

Hell yeah my man.

Upvote Reply ·+112 · Feb 23, 1912 6:35pm


Protectron Duolinko

Guys for real tho this can be a big time rush threat to us if u can even think what if when the shark manta ray thing gets a shark Punch baby then what do we even do here the line is fucked up and that line is SO IMPORTANT you know serioiusly lmpao

Upvote Reply · · Jan 22, 2016 11:13am



Tsar Time - Lives in a clock

Listen up, I have a plan.

Let's just go fucking kill Judy and then we have the argument as to whether or not that was a good idea. Saves everyone time and way more fun.

Upvote Reply ·+24 · Feb 23, 2019 7:30pm


Lord Kissinger the Buttless
maybe we just chase her out of town whtv it takes to keep gross dry meats out of this sexless sea of dreams

Upvote Reply · Feb 23, 2019 7:50pm



Protectron Duolinko
lmao did u know cock and clock sound kind of same

Upvote Reply · Feb 23, 2019 11:30pm


Tsar Time

yes

Upvote Reply · Feb 23, 2019 12:10am

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T'LOCALAN

@Broadway I don't like things I did being taken without me saying its cool. Consent is important. Second I didnt get this to start a fishing trip for witches. There's nothing wrong with what they share and we should all listen to Big Texas Cummer and leave them alone.

Upvote Reply ·-9873 · Feb 25, 2019 1:30am


Broadway

you're just whining because you didnt get to put it up first and now everybody hates you for countering the will of the dreams. you really think ANY good can come of this? Bro yuo rarded or something?

Upvote Reply ·+10 · Feb 25, 2019 1:55am



T'LOCALAN - Actually buys newspapers
Not cool. I'm not making dad for breakfast anymore. I'm going back West, they're marginally less like murder hobos there.

Upvote Reply · Feb 25, 2019 2:56am


BIG TEXAS CUMMER

I want to be the batlteship

Upvote Reply Feb 25, 2019 4:20am


metadream connection inspection detection of erection

names have been changed to detect those who lack innocence

GOLD: has fallen asleep

BOWL: has joined the collective

GOLD: Baby are you there?

BOWL: Im here are you ok???

GOLD: been better…

BOWL: i think you have to come with me

GOLD: Meaning?

BOWL: in my head

GOLD: Are you in a safe spot for me to try that?

BOWL: no… but you aren't in a safe spot either

GOLD: What's the sense in getting us both killed?

BOWL: there's rules here. I can get us out somewhere safe. Tahiti? Someplace we both like.

GOLD: I don't know this might just have been supposed to be a fling and now it feels like the whole world is dreaming me dead.

BOWL: Do you love me?

GOLD:

BOWL: Judy, please. Do you love me?

GOLD: I do. I just have a hard time imagining us being together now.

BOWL: If you come to this place, I can bring you into our world.

GOLD: I miss the fun times. I miss just me and you. Do you promise you'll keep everything else out of your head?

BOWL: yes.

GOLD: Let's try it then.

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Lavender Twin dam this is gross alexa play xxxtentacion
January 28 at 7:39pm · Like

Gidbliss no happy endings for them i didnt get one thought i fell in love turns out i had hemmerhoids like moles
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Kaiser Winhelm anyone else kind of think broadway going all this way is hot?
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You can't have your cake and fuck it too

Oh, Judy, what's love ever done for you?

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