InsipidParoxysm's Author Page

Doctor Paroxysm, hard at work.

Personnel Name: Hylocereus undatu

Date of Recruitment: January 23rd, 2013

Security Clearance:¹

Current Assignment: Biological Anomaly Unit

Position: Researcher

Current Location: [REDACTED]

Office Location: Doctor Paroxysm's Works

Yes, that is a dragonfruit. Yes, it is sentient. Anyone who states otherwise will report immediately to the Fruitism subsection of the Ethics Committee.

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SCPs

Articles Authored	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Last Edit
SCP-2062	230	47	19 Nov 2014 03:06	04 Jan 2020 20:44	07 Apr 2019 22:18
SCP-2488	74	17	15 Nov 2014 01:44	18 Jun 2018 16:34	06 Jun 2017 11:45
SCP-2049	286	43	15 Oct 2014 01:17	01 Dec 2016 02:08	21 Apr 2018 08:19
SCP-2047	240	48	01 Oct 2014 21:59	30 Dec 2019 03:42	05 Apr 2019 22:43
SCP-4002-J	94	39	05 Sep 2014 01:59	11 Oct 2019 00:24	11 Oct 2019 00:23
SCP-2257	231	46	21 Apr 2014 17:28	29 Sep 2019 22:35	29 Sep 2019 22:35

Tales

Tales Spun	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
Existential Crisis	20	7	03 Nov 2014 15:15	09 Oct 2019 23:37
It Grows On Trees	25	0	28 Oct 2014 14:34
Canola Oil Panic	25	1	14 Oct 2014 16:07	27 Oct 2014 18:41
How To Debate An Armchair	48	14	09 Oct 2014 16:54	16 Oct 2014 17:10
Just Like Me	22	4	09 Oct 2014 12:16	11 Oct 2014 19:15
Banana Smoothie	28	12	25 Sep 2014 16:35	11 Oct 2014 23:31
Shellfish For Breakfast	42	12	23 Sep 2014 13:36	27 Sep 2014 23:20