InsipidParoxysm's Author Page

Doctor Paroxysm, hard at work.

Personnel Name: Hylocereus undatu

Date of Recruitment: January 23rd, 2013

Security Clearance:¹

Current Assignment: Biological Anomaly Unit

Position: Researcher

Current Location: [REDACTED]

Office Location: Doctor Paroxysm's Works

Yes, that is a dragonfruit. Yes, it is sentient. Anyone who states otherwise will report immediately to the Fruitism subsection of the Ethics Committee.

Hubs:

Green Thumb

SCPs

Articles Authored	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Last Edit
SCP-2062	165	44	19 Nov 2014 03:06	25 May 2018 23:23	17 Jan 2018 17:36
SCP-2488	63	17	15 Nov 2014 01:44	18 Jun 2018 16:34	06 Jun 2017 11:45
SCP-2049	241	43	15 Oct 2014 01:17	01 Dec 2016 02:08	21 Apr 2018 08:19
SCP-2047	180	46	01 Oct 2014 21:59	20 Jun 2018 15:18	02 May 2018 15:00
SCP-4002-J	80	35	05 Sep 2014 01:59	10 Oct 2017 19:25	24 Jul 2017 08:56
SCP-2257	185	45	21 Apr 2014 17:28	22 Feb 2018 21:58	24 Apr 2018 04:51

Tales

Tales Spun	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
Existential Crisis	17	6	03 Nov 2014 15:15	14 Dec 2016 06:50
It Grows On Trees	18	0	28 Oct 2014 14:34
Canola Oil Panic	22	1	14 Oct 2014 16:07	27 Oct 2014 18:41
How To Debate An Armchair	48	14	09 Oct 2014 16:54	16 Oct 2014 17:10
Green Thumb Hub	9	2	09 Oct 2014 12:18	11 Oct 2014 01:35
Just Like Me	21	4	09 Oct 2014 12:16	11 Oct 2014 19:15
Banana Smoothie	25	12	25 Sep 2014 16:35	11 Oct 2014 23:31
Shellfish For Breakfast	40	12	23 Sep 2014 13:36	27 Sep 2014 23:20