InsipidParoxysm's Author Page

Doctor Paroxysm, hard at work.

Personnel Name: Hylocereus undatu

Date of Recruitment: January 23rd, 2013

Security Clearance:¹

Current Assignment: Biological Anomaly Unit

Position: Researcher

Current Location: [REDACTED]

Office Location: Doctor Paroxysm's Works

Yes, that is a dragonfruit. Yes, it is sentient. Anyone who states otherwise will report immediately to the Fruitism subsection of the Ethics Committee.

Hubs:

Green Thumb

SCPs

Articles Authored	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Last Edit
SCP-2062	126	43	19 Nov 2014 03:06	29 Mar 2017 06:42	06 Jun 2017 11:07
SCP-2488	56	16	15 Nov 2014 01:44	06 Oct 2016 20:18	06 Jun 2017 11:45
SCP-2049	199	43	15 Oct 2014 01:17	01 Dec 2016 02:08	06 Jun 2017 11:06
SCP-2047	136	41	01 Oct 2014 21:59	02 Mar 2017 19:46	06 Jun 2017 11:05
SCP-4002-J	78	34	05 Sep 2014 01:59	24 May 2017 15:39	13 Dec 2014 00:27
SCP-2257	153	42	21 Apr 2014 17:28	24 Nov 2014 00:54	06 Jun 2017 11:24

Tales

Tales Spun	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment
Existential Crisis	17	6	03 Nov 2014 15:15	14 Dec 2016 06:50
It Grows On Trees	16	0	28 Oct 2014 14:34
Canola Oil Panic	20	1	14 Oct 2014 16:07	27 Oct 2014 18:41
How To Debate An Armchair	46	14	09 Oct 2014 16:54	16 Oct 2014 17:10
Green Thumb Hub	9	2	09 Oct 2014 12:18	11 Oct 2014 01:35
Just Like Me	18	4	09 Oct 2014 12:16	11 Oct 2014 19:15
Banana Smoothie	23	12	25 Sep 2014 16:35	11 Oct 2014 23:31
Shellfish For Breakfast	36	12	23 Sep 2014 13:36	27 Sep 2014 23:20