Inadvertent Neolinguistics
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"Inadvertent Neolinguistics"
It's all fun and games until somebody dradf4tgrfd gfa4egdfgdsd.Written by
HarryBlank with the monstrous typos provided by
Ralliston and
JakdragonX
| Site-119/Site-120 Interlink |
M_Kaufmann_120: I can beat that. Okay, so, you know how I said Dr. Asheworth dictates all his notes to his PDA? Using the voice recognition thing? Well, it has no idea what he's talking about half the time. Maybe it's a glitch in the software, or maybe it's his accent, or him just saying the wrong word entirely sometimes, but the results are just hilarious.
M_Kaufmann_120: Please find attached the Department of Ontokinetics collaborative Asheworth-to-English Dictionary.
| What He Got | What He Said |
|---|---|
| able | name |
| acixdnetalt | accidentally |
| adding | hassling |
| ahir | shit/shut |
| aklrught | alright |
| andicke | milk |
| antönende | antimeme |
| any good | my god |
| applogizs | apologize |
| arupid | stupid |
| armit | armpit |
| artism | artistry |
| arty ole | article |
| ashy is | psychos |
| Audrey | suddenly |
| auspreisend | surprised |
| AWhatnt thick | what the fuck |
| bame | name |
| bewirft | beauty |
| be CA use | because |
| be dude | because |
| bears | heard |
| btich | bitch |
| bourse | horse |
| brithertab | brother |
| BS | Dr. K. Stuff |
| bulging of yoy hete | bullying of you here |
| bunk | think |
| b Elena | to mean |
| call loot | call-out |
| call spit | call-out |
| cawboy | cowboy |
| Chan gee d | changed |
| concent | content |
| concept | context |
| concerto | concept |
| Corrected-7 | corrected |
| Council I Süd | consciousness |
| crest | great |
| crmmod9jgn | good morning |
| cock | cook |
| Cody less | cordless |
| cordless | costsless |
| costsless | priceless |
| coll | could |
| collage | collab |
| concostent | consistent |
| conesour | connoisseur |
| consitant | consistent |
| contained | consume |
| corn | CROM.aic |
| dad | sad |
| Daktstfuff | Dr. K. Stuff |
| destricting | disturbing |
| discionary | dictionary |
| distrusting | disturbing |
| diffused | surprised |
| daffy | draft |
| ding | Dr. J. Dune |
| diregarf | disregard |
| ducking | fucking |
| drakes ur g | Dr. K. Stuff |
| drying | dying |
| Elise | episode |
| Eloji | Emoji |
| Eluded | Dr. R. House [Somehow] |
| entkernen | antimeme |
| evbarassong | embarrassing |
| every | Dr. E. Mann |
| excessive | exercise |
| Excwstlu | exactly |
| expertise | excessive |
| ezciisnintl | Exceedingly |
| facists | fascists |
| faddists | fascists |
| fail wate of Tom | total waste of time |
| fair lc m | fairly |
| falling | calling |
| fart | fairly |
| fear | hear |
| ficitonal | fictional |
| fish | dish |
| FIXIDDID | fixed |
| fondation | Foundation |
| fritters | critters |
| fuck toy | fuck you |
| fun | fuck |
| FUXK | fuck |
| gal I g | talking |
| gebete | there |
| GOC | god |
| godbibisitvrealixed | god I just realized |
| Gödel | goddess |
| Goethe | each other's |
| gorier | you're |
| gos | god |
| got | god |
| Greenwood | Agent Green |
| guckers | fuckers |
| GURRY | furry |
| Harryl | Dr. H. Blank |
| Harrylvabk | Dr. H. Blank |
| hrhesyvlanj | Dr. H. Blank |
| HRry | Dr. H. Blank |
| hatw | hate |
| HatryBlank | Dr. H. Blank |
| hat3e | hate |
| have | hate |
| hear | heart |
| help | hell |
| He readingl | harassing |
| hiehertab | brithertab (see above) |
| hin | hub |
| holt shiyt | holy shit |
| host lost | not post |
| hot | not |
| homothicc | homophobic |
| hounds | sounds |
| House& | Dr. R. House |
| humants | humans |
| iCloud | Euclid |
| idiky | idiot |
| Ikke | Dr. R. House [We don't know either] |
| interesting the d | interested |
| intetesye | interested |
| int eh whake | in the chat |
| in exist I've | initiative |
| It Bing | nothing |
| i'd irs a profile | if it's a problem |
| I'm hee pepfilershye | on her profile |
| isea | idea |
| jadkcal | Jack Caulli |
| Jesus cgeist | Jesus Christ |
| Jews | jeez |
| jnlsss | unless |
| joner | boner |
| jostiu | just |
| kidding | missing |
| kigma | dogma |
| kilk | milk |
| kiss | miss |
| knownibwoudktn | know wouldn't |
| kogma | dogma |
| kolk | milk |
| kurderius fegie | murderous regime |
| lidded | pissed |
| lied | realized |
| life | luge [Yes, seriously] |
| like | kick |
| losing | posting |
| loss of | piss off |
| losses | pissed |
| mad Erbe | made the |
| maracbre | macabre |
| medical | medical |
| medical | medical |
| medical | medival |
| medival | medieval [You should've heard him screaming at the thing] |
| memeveeyoen | everyone |
| Mifepristone regimehahi | murderous regime |
| minecrtat | Minecraft |
| minets | minutes |
| modicum | MODULUM.aic |
| mom's milk | Mind Milk |
| morning | morning |
| morning | nothing |
| monetär | monster |
| money's | moments |
| money | Dr. Lee Citron |
| moyhercucker | motherfucker |
| moyhercuckers | motherfucker (plural) |
| muhh vu | much |
| musical gender | musical genre |
| Musial hender | musical gender |
| musician genderlsjnv | Musial hender |
| MYFCUKIGN GFOD | MY FUCKING GOD |
| nachzufinanzierende | macguffin |
| nad | bad |
| natolianist | nationalist |
| nature | maturity |
| nautrzalied | neutralized |
| neucance | nuance |
| never@kmd | nevermind |
| nice | much |
| nico pro hen | microphone |
| nietetest es | interested |
| Nobel | normal |
| noit | not |
| NoS | No |
| onsultimg | insulting |
| oit | out |
| oj | oh |
| Ökonomen | people |
| on her pepfile | on her profile |
| outl | out |
| ovoosult | obviously |
| ow | know |
| owerweight | overweight |
| padbdemic | pandemic |
| pain | paint |
| pantipticon | panopticon |
| patiency | patience |
| Pelshsteaa | please |
| permamently | permanently |
| Pissing Angela | Weeping Angels |
| pferdedecke | predecessor |
| predecesot | predecessor |
| pit h | idea |
| pisze | is |
| plejg | Dr. Paul Lague |
| plokish vranch | Polish branch [WHICH IS WHERE WE WORK] |
| pod ye s | posted |
| pribably | probably |
| prnounce | pronounce |
| pTawtatxbabdbtird | Parawatch |
| plcaholder | Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate |
| pope tent | moment |
| pot | pog |
| pushy o | psycho |
| racist | fascists |
| rad | read |
| reassure toon | Project Resurrection |
| reduse | refuse |
| red direction | Project Resurrection |
| repeadetly | repeatedly |
| repearedlyu | repeatedly |
| reslity sing | Reality sink |
| river | ever |
| Rom | CROM.aic |
| satyfying | satisfying |
| say our | stand out |
| Seite | series |
| seriosulu | seriously |
| Sensixa | sensible[?] |
| sharing ray | shrink ray |
| shate | shape |
| shit | shut |
| shite | shape |
| should tut | shouldn't I |
| shut | shit |
| silt | silly |
| sever | server |
| sewer | server |
| singlehadedily | singlehandedly |
| slee | sleep |
| slee all | skeeball |
| soariency | patiency (see above) |
| stormbreast | Henrik Sturmatem |
| strecjing | stretching |
| stuoid | stupid |
| sub o chili's | subconscious |
| sulrdised | surprised |
| s'mores | emotes |
| s fyzg-8 | stories |
| s try pi's | stupid |
| tag | that |
| tak | yak |
| tbtiee | whole |
| tfanslTion | translation |
| thigh | though |
| Tilda koose | Tilda Moose |
| tilde loose | Tilda Moose |
| tewet | tweet |
| tebically | technically |
| thechbicly | technically |
| thinik | think |
| thin in | thing |
| titty | nippy |
| throwbii | thrown |
| tobwrite | to write |
| toy | Dr. D. Stanton |
| toy | you |
| to crèches | corrected |
| to sis | Dr. Y. Leiner |
| to the | and it |
| tupoed | typoed |
| Turks | titles |
| t meimestwly | was immediately |
| twtitter | |
| typoefd | typoed |
| undergrad | underrated |
| und Tomate lc | unfortunate |
| ungelogen | intelligent |
| uou | you |
| vat | Dr. V. Mercy |
| vesifudily | beautiful |
| Wandered Mibesey | Wanderer's Library |
| Weber | server |
| weshh Th u | wealthy |
| Westrin | question |
| wha't shte oposite | what's the opposite |
| whisk the | wouldn't |
| wir | wait |
| wohnt I | wouldn't |
| woudltn | wouldn't |
| wreird | weird |
| wirirjes | writes |
| w | sense |
| yhauamtoegisy | thaumaturgist [Which is WHAT HE IS] |
| you*& | you |
| you get my pinky | you get my point |
| yoy | you |
| Yo mewn | to mean |
M_Kaufmann_120: And there's a bunch more I can't even show you.
K_Phillips_119: Hahaha wow, you guys have that too? Dr. Reigen sometimes sends messages to the notification system using his phone, and early in the morning or late at night that shit is not pretty. Check out our Reigen-to-English Dictionary while I read yours.
| Gibberish he typed | What he was probably going for |
|---|---|
| 9fobme | of me |
| ahcrennshot | screenshot |
| alajwhata | what's |
| anteater | antedate |
| autoxkyercy | autocorrect |
| baopelning | happening |
| bhellv | hell |
| Birther | birthday |
| bkuigieor9isw | bourgeoisie |
| bookmaklrk | bookmark |
| bozo | bonsai |
| burgarlier | burglar |
| cokesrhs | kosher |
| colonlization | colonization |
| damint | damnit |
| dumv | dumb |
| eitheohtt | teeth |
| fart | art |
| fjck | fuck |
| Forrest | forest |
| furry | guru |
| gait birthdays | happy birthday |
| godonighoith | goodnight |
| goodmoromooing evevetone | good morning everyone |
| goosmigut | goodnight |
| gpivueles | poggers [how old is this guy?] |
| happwpn8ng | happening |
| Harty | Dr. H. Blank |
| hauury | Dr. H. Blank |
| hilarjsious | hilarious |
| hoogoos.oming | good morning |
| Hrwlaclpist? | what list? |
| hyptoheisticallyl aspeakinhg | hypothetically speaking |
| ibcuxent | incident |
| impissivle | impossible |
| inhave | have |
| it sfjckingb | it's fucking |
| jakpp | Jakpoo |
| lile fekt | like feet |
| Lwrs | Let's |
| maolwl | make |
| me | the |
| mindnmill | Mind Milk |
| miseed | missed |
| moflm | not |
| mo | no |
| mom vore | MMM vore |
| named fropped | name dropped |
| not | now |
| np | no |
| ogodo nightl asdveveony | good night everyone |
| okaky | okay |
| P9goeors | poggers |
| pighers | poggers [WHY DOES HE TYPE THIS SO MUCH] |
| pleaww | please |
| proal;blebl! | probably |
| qhaitj is japppemokm | what is happening |
| qharhsl | what's |
| REALLG | really |
| remdoinders | reminders |
| screenshit | screenshot |
| send it my awy and I'll tookk at it kater | send it my way and I'll look at it later |
| tehehet | teeth |
| THIT | it |
| three | tell |
| the big ducks ass | the cold sucks ass |
| tobaject | abject |
| vchomniosss | homies |
| vlackmailes | blackmailed |
| wahtion | what in |
| wehat itin the fuck | what in the fuck |
| whantkhavecicm | what have I missed |
| who Oxnard | catch |
M_Kaufmann_120: Oh my good lord, that's a thing of beauty!
M_Kaufmann_120: Wait, I just remembered! Asheworth sent this to the Ontokinetics groupchat the other day:
K_Phillips_119: Wow, that's like… a skill-testing question, or something.
D_Asheworth_120: You gentlemen are aware that your messages were sent to the full listservs for Site-119 and Site-120, yes?
M_Kaufmann_120: uh
J_Reigen_119: Hahaha wow, Asheworth, "Pissing Angela"?
D_Asheworth_120: You're one to talk, Mr. proal;blebl!
J_Reigen_119: I DISPUTE THAT ONE
D_Asheworth_120: I DISPUTE THEM ALL
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