Cole's Clickbait Author Page
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Latest comment: stormbreath at 21 Dec 2018 23:29
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 12 Apr 2019 12:10

SCP-3407 upon recovery. Item #: SCP-3407 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3407 is to be kept facing a 5x13 m projector screen and is required to be kept inside its projector...
tags: appliance autonomous empathic loop media narrative recording safe scp

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Latest comment: HotColes at 01 Dec 2019 17:31
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 11 Aug 2019 21:56

An instance of SCP-1255 subsequent to containment. Item #: SCP-1255 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-1255 are to be preserved in an airtight container and...
tags: cognitohazard euclid gustatory neurological parasitic plant scp species transfiguration

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Latest comment: Le_C5 at 06 Mar 2020 13:30
Last edited: Crow-Cat at 20 Aug 2019 18:20

SCP-4299 (circa 2015) Item #: SCP-4299 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: A greenhouse has been constructed around the garden occupied by SCP-4299 and a 50m2 area surrounding the...
tags: alive co-authored empathic euclid mind-affecting plant sapient scp sentient

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Latest comment: MinerBoysBP at 11 Mar 2019 16:43
Last edited: HotColes at 24 Oct 2019 03:17

Item #: SCP-4603 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4603 is to be kept in a Safe class containment locker at Site-28. No copies are to be created of SCP-4603. SCP-4603 has no...
tags: acoustic audio cognitohazard empathic hallucination musical safe scp

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Latest comment: HotColes at 12 Apr 2019 18:37
Last edited: HotColes at 03 May 2019 14:03

CT scan of SCP-4425 early in development. Item #: SCP-4425 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: The public is to be scanned at the end of every month for any instances of SCP-4425...
tags: alive cadaver food keter media sapient scp


Poky Ball Z
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Latest comment: keyii at 03 Sep 2018 15:40
Last edited: HotColes at 20 Nov 2018 17:41

It was your average day at Site-42. Tiny celebrities running about, researchers using memetic expletives, flesh-eating parasites in a vacuum-sealed glass; all the norm. The guards were stirring as...
tags: lolfoundation tale wilsons-wildlife

Here, We Only Got One Rule: Never, Ever Let It Cool
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Latest comment: ssssssz at 15 Jun 2019 14:24
Last edited: HotColes at 14 Mar 2019 21:26

December 24th Get plenty of rest tonight, sweetheart. Merry almost Christmas. Merry almost Christmas, mama. Don't forget, Santa is coming tonight, so make sure you stay in bed alright? Yes,...
tags: tale

GoI Formats

Critter Profile: Ringo!
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Latest comment: Monteparnas at 19 May 2019 18:50
Last edited: stormbreath at 16 May 2019 01:17

IMPORTANT: Notice Regarding Critter Profile If you are accessing this file to read about Ringo, well, I wouldn't blame you. We were all sad to see him gone, but in the end it was for the best....
tags: chaos-insurgency featured goi-format wilsons-wildlife

Nobody's Observations on Temporal Displacement, Family, and Waffles
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Latest comment: Scottyhoff at 24 Feb 2020 21:53
Last edited: HotColes at 21 Oct 2019 01:09

Finally made it to Oregon today. It's about 7:30 AM as I'm writing, thinking I might get an early breakfast at a Denny's. There isn't an IHOP nearby, shame. It's been a tiring night. Almost made it...
tags: chaos-insurgency co-authored faeowynn-wilson goi-format nobody wilsons-wildlife wonderful-world


Cole's Clickbait Author Page
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Latest comment: Westrin at 18 Oct 2018 00:55
Last edited: HotColes at 09 May 2020 03:25

All my Articles on a List! Article Commentary Featured Comment Snippets Fanart! Author's Will Collaborations SCP-3407 - ¢10 Per Ticket This was the second ever thing that I've submitted...
tags: author


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