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Dr. Gary Mander-Bassen
Research Specialist

Work Experience:

Deputy Director of Ectoentropic Research, SCP Foundation
2017 - present

- Understanding how the laws of thermodynamics are some times more like suggestions
- Finding a way to make bends in reality not happen, unless my supervisor asks really nicely
- Figuring out whether 6 Humes is a lot or not nearly enough
- Messing around with an all powerful jukebox and pretending it is strictly for research
- Writing things sloppy in my terrible handwriting and not bothering to write any of the language to match Foundation's scientific writing standards, providing countless lower level employees with constant work and keeping the local liquor store in business
- Attempting to find ways to explain games of Dota 2 as "critical memetics research".

- Foundation Lavender Medal for Passion in Boring Research, 2019
- Foundation Aluminum Circle of Consistency, 2019
- Bright Award for Unexpectedly Helpful Cowardice, 2019
- Employee of the Week, December 30th, 2018 - December 31st, 2018
- Temporal Affairs Badge of Precognitive Excellence, 2040 (awarded in 2017)
- 1st Place at Site 19 Annual Cosplay Contest, 2019
- Three-time Winner of Site 99 Monthly Karaoke Contest (August 2017, April 2018, November 2019)
- 3rd Place at Lunar Area 32 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Tournament, 2020
- 4th Place at Containment Area 25b Chili Cookoff, 2020

Consultant, Black Moon Strategies
2016 - 2017

- Helped candidates reach important election goals
- Spread powerful memetic hazards to influence electorate
- Canvassing anomalous voters

- Some of my candidates won some times.
- Helped get that no parking sign in front of O5-6's house.

Reason for Leaving:
- Boss ended up being some Foundation guy


Masters in Anomalous Communications , UnLondon University, 2018

Bachelor of Science Fiction in Astrophysics, University of American Antarctica, 2016

Quotations from Coworkers:

"Dr. Mander-Bassen is a fantastic person to work for. Some people in higher staff positions can become very stern and easily upset. That will never happen with Gary, because getting angry requires way too much effort and cannot easily be done while reclining on a couch." - Researcher Gary Weinrib

"That guy is at least easy to tolerate. If the entire staff of Site 19 was stranded on a mountain and we had to eat each other, I'd eat him last. I'd still eat him though." - Researcher Nick Mason

"Oh yeah that balding guy. Yeah he's nice I guess, kind of weird though." - Senior Researcher Guillaume Emmanuel

"Gary is a sweet, friendly, and compassionate man. He tries to the best of his ability to befriend everyone in the office. This is a perfect example of someone growing their positive qualities to make up for their incredibly disappointing █████." - Dr. Madison Acid

"This is the worst resume I've ever seen. It looks terrible, most of it is completely irrelevant, and you don't put quotes from coworkers on a resume." - Site Director Rody Walker

Dr. Gary Mander-Bassen is highly regarded for his prolific and illuminating work in researching the following SCPs:

Cool SCPs Rating Comments Created
SCP-3636 340 73 22 Jun 2017 17:26
SCP-5017 25 13 21 Jan 2020 03:12
SCP-5544 111 17 08 Mar 2020 18:32
SCP-5064 34 3 10 Mar 2020 00:33
SCP-4462 15 6 13 May 2020 18:36
SCP-5270 218 24 21 Jun 2020 17:46
SCP-5232 102 19 15 Feb 2021 00:36

Dr. Gary Mander-Bassen is loved and adored by many for his crucial function in organizing the following supplemental articles:

Cool Supplements Rating Comments Created
Experiment Log 3636 92 41 01 Aug 2017 23:08

Dr. Gary Mander-Bassen is well respected for his effort, vision, and oversight in creating the following documents:

Cool Tales Rating Comments Created
Just Desserts 37 7 11 Mar 2020 17:39
Silent roars will kill this curiosity 23 3 27 Sep 2020 01:54
We draw our own designs but fortune has to make that frame 13 1 15 Oct 2020 00:34

Dr. Gary Mander-Bassen is routinely thanked and occasionally worshiped for intercepting the following communications:

Cool GOI Formats Rating Comments Created
When I Saw Her 50 5 14 Mar 2020 07:05

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