SCP-3939-65

Picture of SCP-3939

Item #: SCP-3939

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3939 is kept in a standard holding cell, no special measures are needed.

Description: SCP-3939 is an old gramophone with a brass horn and a wooden base. It displays a single anomalous effect which is that the vinyl record on it is continuously spinning. Further tests are needed to determine nature of this effect.

"Hold on"?

You are the bull and Carlos is the red cloth. There's a time and place for logical thinking, but now is not one of those times. You need to grab something and use it. Now. Time is running out.

Smash the bastard over the head with keyboard.

Phone the Site Director and get the bastard fired.

Pump the bastard so full of Class B amnestics he won't know who he is.