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Title of the page: A note on SCP-2


To alleviate your concerns,

No, SCP-2 is not an attempt to use the limitless supply of a dead god's power to eliminate the burgeoning worldwide energy crisis. No, it is not a covert black ops militarisation campaign to gain a foothold on rogue Groups of Interest. And no, it is not the nadir of the Foundation because we found something under a rock we should have never even laid eyes on, and it's going to enslave us all.

It's just some stupid bug in the network. That's all it is. I promise. Why would I approve an SCP-2 designation? Do you take me for a blithering moron? Come on. And stop trying to access it; it doesn't exist, and all these queries for it are giving the network some tremendous load that I can't be arsed to deal with every single day.

I'm going to take a Tylenol for my tension headache, grab some tea, and maybe get to work on this never-ending backlog of technical issues plaguing my inbox.

If you hear screaming, you'll know exactly why.

Technical Researcher Rosen
IT Department

INCIDENT REPORT S42-2018-10-22

On October 22 at 09:15 PM ET, Site-42 detected thaumic disturbances ~3 km off the coast of North Carolina. Upon manifestation, weather abnormalities occurred for two hours, culminating in the emergence of a 22-cm-in-diameter wormhole. Response teams were unable to dispatch to the wormhole in time as they were attempting the recontainment of SCP-████.

Five hours after the event began, Site-42 experienced a mass power surge. Site Command discerned that the surge originated within the AIAD Simulspace Projection Wing. The Wing was not scheduled for use at the time. While conducting a site-wide investigation, the site radiated thaumic energy with the same intensity as the wormhole for a brief instant, at which point it lost all power.

Upon the activation of emergency generators, all disturbances ceased. Inspection teams have gleaned no further information.

thy vows are all broken
and light is thy fame
i hear thy name spoken

now 2wo share my shame


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