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Hi!

Item #: SCP-3939

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Uhh, how does this section work? I don't know what this means and I don't want to mess this up so I'll say it's contained. That's fine, right?

Description: SCP-3939 is a gramophone, or record player, of unknown date of origin but consistent with design and manufacturing trends of the 1930s. It has an octagonal wooden base constructed of polished mahogany and is imprinted with the logo of HMV at the time. Atop this base is a turntable which is connected to the gramophone mechanism and a large brass horn. All components are in good condition.

SCP-3939 currently has a black vinyl record on the turntable, which is turning at a standard rate despite no visible source of power. Additionally, SCP-3939 possesses the ability to speak with a voice transmitted through the horn and potential sapience. Thus far it has only been shown to speak to certain people.

The brass horn always rotates to point at the observer. Other observers will see the horn rotate to point towards them.

Tests to ensure a trilobite free environment are underway!

In true Jurassic Park fashion, you decide to remain perfectly still. Unless this thing is as dumb as bricks this will likely not work, but it's worth a shot. It begins flopping out of the haze and you close your eyes.

A cold gun barrel nudges against you.

"Hello? Are you okay?" Its voice is almost childlike.

More nudging.

"I hope I didn't hurt you. If I did, uh, how were we told to do this… Oh right! Let me know if anywhere the warhead pokes you hurts."

Hard metal jabs into your shoulder.

Start moving.

Stay still.