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Conversation with SCP-5500-Omega-62

For the purposes of this, SCP-5500-Omega-62 was drawn down into the metaphysical funnel, inhabiting a sentient computer structure that could conduct simple conversation. This method was deemed to have the least chance of complete pataphysical failure.

Dr. Sinclair: You're dying.

5500-Omega-62: [CONFIRM]

Dr. Sinclair: Why?

5500-Omega-62: [DENY]

Dr. Sinclair: You don't know?

5500-Omega-62: [CONFIRM]

Dr. Sinclair: How many are dead?

5500-Omega-62: [LESS THAN TEN THOUSAND]

5500-Omega-62: [MORE THAN ONE THOUSAND]

5500-Omega-62: [NOTABLE EVENT]

Dr. Sinclair: You mean… the world knows about the deaths?

5500-Omega-62: [CONFIRM]

Dr. Sinclair: Can you show me?

5500-Omega-62: [CONFIRM]

(Dr. Sinclair abruptly collapses, before rising three minutes later. She lurches to a desk, and vomits what appears to be a pixelated mass onto a keyboard. This generates the following text.)

THOUSHANDS DEAD IN CONNECTION WTTH WRITHING WEBSIT

IMAGE CAUSED SEIZUERS IN HUNDRES OF USER SV IVSINT SUBREDDIT R/SCP

IMAGE SHOWED SCLUPTURE, HEAVILY DISTORETD

SITE SHTU DOWN

STIL DYING
IM NEXT

ONE OF YOU

ONE OFMANY

NOCANON

BUTTHE LIST

(Dr. Sinclair collapses.)

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