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Vine_STVine_ST 22 May 2018 04:01
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I feel like the Wess dance from Mother 3 would be a perfect addition to this. Feel free to use this verbatim if you agree. (Maybe less blatant of a reference, haha)

PMK-06: Opens all locks and doors within a 5 meter radius. This dance seems crude to the untrained eye, but its intricacies require ample dexterity in the gluteal region. While the routine contains a step in which the performer discourages observation, one can view the dance if the performer is unaware they are being surveyed.

by Vine_STVine_ST, 22 May 2018 04:01

SCP-3828 (or Zarzic Nubelar as its nameplate reads and is to be referred to as) is a roughly DVD-sized dome containing miniature terra-firma, a sea, Humans, and a wide range of species. These animals, creatures, and plants/fungi range from modern-day species to pre-historic and alien species to even futuristic and giant species. The scale of Zarzic Nubelar is equivalently (to a 6 foot man) 1,000 miles in diameters in length and has a 750 miles tall dome. In the center of Zarzic Nubelar is a city (equivalently) 35.7 miles in diameters. Around the edges of Zarzic Nubelar is a 28 miles wide, 3 miles deep sea stretching around and enveloping the inner terra-firma of Zarzic Nubelar. The day & night cycle is controlled by a floating body 100 miles in diameters called the 'Solluna.' By glowing extremely bright and emitting heat, it makes the day hours, and cooling and diming to a faint light to make the night hours. Solluna is located at the very top of the dome. Most of Zarzic Nubelar gets all of the four seasons, which are usually mild with the exception of a few large spots of land in the Yasei Ssenredliw region that are arctic and desertic all year round and are unaffected by outside temperature change what-so-ever.

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SCP-3387 is an authentic Enfield Pattern 1853 rifle-musket, with signs of use and wear but otherwise has the appearance of a normal rifle of this type. SCP-3387 has three distinct states, the first of which being SCP-3387-01, its default state. While in SCP-3387-01, SCP-3387 is unable to fire Minié Ball bullets, and cannot be repaired in this stage, rendering it unusable. SCP-3387-01 usually lasts around a week before SCP-3387-02 starts, the second state of SCP-3387

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SCP-3931 is a modern SAGE ENDEC EAS machine used to send out emergency alerts to radio stations and TV's. It seems to be in mint condition. No scratches are on the machine, and any attempts to administer scratches to SCP-3931 have been met with failure.

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SCP-3238 is a 1m x 1m framed painting on a standard linen canvas. The frame is lined in a pink-tinted stainless-steel bordering. When inactive, the painting depicts a hilly landscape with several trees dotting it, as well as three humanoid entities (collectively designated SCP-3238-1). Each entity of SCP-3238-1 resembles two nude humans conjoined at the back and head, physiologically similar to the beings depicted in the Greek Platonic Myth of Aristophanes. When inactive, SCP-3238-1 appear to be in fixed spots in the scene, looking towards the ground and walking. From left to right, SCP-3238-1a resembles two conjoined XX-bodied humans, SCP-3238-1b resembles two conjoined XY-bodied humans, and SCP-3238-1c resembles two conjoined XXY-bodied humans.

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SCP-3266 is a forested area approximately 10km^2 located in Singapore. Prior to Foundation acquisition the area was previously owned by collective group of camping and outdoor education organisations, namely REDACTED, REDACTED and REDCACTED. As such, multiple campsites, hostels and outdoor recreational facilities are also present in the area, varying in architecture and size, most of which have been overgrown by wildlife and are in a state of disrepair. The flora, fauna and topography within SCP-3266 are consistent with that of the surrounding region. No apparent abnormalities will be visible with initial observations.

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The walls and doors are to checked for dents and cracks twice a week. There are to be a s

evere lack of content and clinical tone in the article.

For the IQ gain parts, how do you check that every time? How was that ability discovered? There isn't a discovery date or any addendums here so i assume it just started to exist.

If there is a containment breach with SCP-3346, all staff, regardless of position, is to be evacuated.

This is redundant.

by deveyerrdeveyerr, 22 May 2018 03:54

I desperately wanted to come in and quote a single line of this that I adore for how well written it is, but there are just too damn many to choose from!

And I'm not even a third of the way through this…

by ShaggydredlocksShaggydredlocks, 22 May 2018 03:49

This is one of those things that loops back around from moronic to brilliant.

by Scorpion451Scorpion451, 22 May 2018 03:47

This is some Worm-tier shit. Holy fucking goddamn.

by TaffetaTaffeta, 22 May 2018 03:44

I'm not djkaktusdjkaktus, but I can confirm that I did indeed write portions of this article with him, and he does indeed consider me a co-author of it.

by The Great HippoThe Great Hippo, 22 May 2018 03:42

can i reassemble the broken arm i had in 4th grade?

by AtlasAnonAtlasAnon, 22 May 2018 03:37

I feel like there are probably sub-classes of D-Class personnel, rather than just D-Class recruited from death-row. I mean D-class are like any resource, valuable and not to be wasted frivolously. I imagine you have people looking to erase debts, employed by the Foundation or criminals looking to face the three strike law policy, doing time with the Foundation to have their records expunged.

Plus it never made sense to put more normal D-Class, with potential murderers who could be sociopaths. Who could end up murdering other D-Class and SCP's or site personnel. So you'd have more normal D-Class who do certain tasks, like investigate anomalies etc. Then trained D-Class who deal with anomalies like SCP-173. After that you'd have D-Class you could throw at SCP's to be killed for an experiment like serial killers etc.

Re: Class D by Professor_JDProfessor_JD, 22 May 2018 03:36

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Monica may very well be my new favorite character on the site.

by WerylliumWeryllium, 22 May 2018 03:31

I have an SCP in mind that might fit in as a first entry for your GOI. Maybe the GOI picks this SCP and began transmitting it?

The SCP is an unseen entity that travels from radio to radio to broadcast sound. When outside of a radio, it travels in the air as a sound playing. It sometimes enters a person's brain and keeps on playing hours before leaving again.

I'm not sure if that would do haha

Re: A new GOI idea by BolterpyreBolterpyre, 22 May 2018 03:27
by Sir BaubiusSir Baubius, 22 May 2018 03:27


by AtlasAnonAtlasAnon, 22 May 2018 03:26

I am comparable to a child when it comes to writing and grammar, and it's even more difficult because of my ineptness to detect such grammatical errors. Do you recommend I get someone to help with editing so that those problems can be solved, as well as fixing tenses and perspective?

by sickle_92sickle_92, 22 May 2018 03:25

Thank you. I didn't realize the impression that many collapsible boxes could put out. Although does that mean that not many people will read the whole length of the article due to it's current rating?

by sickle_92sickle_92, 22 May 2018 03:22

Your concept is pretty cool, I like your idea of the kind of new species. However I think that the article needs the cold analytical foundation lang most articles feature. For instance, use latin when classifying the new species "aviarius hominem" (avian human). Or instead of "attempting to fuck her" it could be "attempting forced sexual intercourse". Just my thoughts on it

Re: Feedback on a new SCP. by GryfonGryfon, 22 May 2018 03:22
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