Right, this is what a Maxwellist Holy Writ looks like. And before you ask, as far as I can tell, this is all valid Javascript, but for some reason, I was never able to get it to compile properly in any compiler I could find. If somebody can tell me the reason why, this would be greatly appreciated.
This is kind of cheating, as this covers two 'objects', or rather, two anomalies: the Pineal Gland from Implanting God and the Signal that was received alongside it. Hedwig (yes, I am serious about that name) never needed one because she was so close to her God, WAN.
Anyway. I hope you enjoy reading this more than I enjoyed writing it. spending about three-odd hours sticking code in compilers only to have it return error message after error message until I just said "f*ck it" was not exactly fun.