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Rex Atlas 07 Oct 2018 17:12

I would like to give a thank you to all of the following people who helped make Craydaddy a thing, magnadeus, Eskobar, and plaguebearer. A big Mcthankis from Mcspankies to Uncle Nicolini for helping with the picture and dialogue. Another thank you to HotColes for allowing me to steal the lovely text coding you saw in this. ETA: Thanks to Ayers for shorting down the code so it didn't take up a literal 24 pages on google docs.

This was originally meant to be about a rapping crayfish but, with some thought, I decided to change it. Though just for shits and giggles here was an excerpt from what I had.

Father crayfish vol. 1

YO YO YO ITS YA BOI CRAYDADDY ON THE BEAT!
HAVING A GOOD TIME DOWN HERE IN THE CREEK,
DOIN MY THING TILL THIS CRAZY LIL SHIT CAME BY AND PICKED ME UP OFF MY FEET,
NOW I GOTTA PUT OUT A HIT I AINT NO BITCH, THIS BITCH GOIN BE YEET.
CLACK CLACK MOTHERFUCKER!
WHOSE GOT YOU NOW!
CLACK CLACK MOTHERFUCKER!
WHOSE GOT YOU NOW!
CLACK CLACK MOTHERFUCKER!
YOU'LL BE CRYING 'OW'!

If you want to see more of my stuff then check out my author page! Shameless plug

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Last edited on 08 Mar 2019 13:31 by Rex Atlas Show more

image attribution

Uncle Nicolini 07 Oct 2018 17:20

I made the image with the use of several other images.

craydaddy's profile picture was taken by Alces_alces himself.
the banner image was made using this image (licensed under CC 3.0) with some minor edits by myself
the album image used is here and is licensed under CC 4.0, which to the best of my knowledge is usable.
The Soundcloud stuff was made with fancy css wizardry inspect element.

Last edited on 04 Oct 2019 23:37 by Uncle Nicolini Show more

Re: image attribution

Rex Atlas 07 Oct 2018 17:21

psst Nicolini is a CSS wizard pass it on

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fishingenthusiast 07 Oct 2018 17:14

A rapping crawfish has no right to be this sad

+1

Rex Atlas 07 Oct 2018 17:22

I will take everything you hold dear and make it sad. I swear on my horse!

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Prototype_Toaster 07 Oct 2018 17:20

When tupac died, he gave one of his pacs to craydaddy

Also glad to see what I thought would be yet another cutesy article but turned in to something somewhat sad

+1

Rex Atlas 07 Oct 2018 17:26

Thanks, man! I'm glad you liked it, this was originally going to be a funny article but then, something in me just pushed me towards this sad ending. So, here it is a sad rapping crawfish.

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Prototype_Toaster 07 Oct 2018 17:33

I head cannon craydaddy as a sadboy scream rapper now after he and humidfyer split

IAmTheOoga 07 Oct 2018 18:51

This character is a good character. Good job.

Rex Atlas 07 Oct 2018 19:01

Thanks! Craydaddy was an interesting character to write. At first, he was supposed to be Kanye-esque but, I soon settled on the awkward, insecure, and somewhat clueless character he is now.

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ProcyonLotor 07 Oct 2018 19:33

Still better than Lil Xan.

Rex Atlas 07 Oct 2018 19:49

As a wise Uncle Nicolini once said, "to be quite honest a shovel to the face is preferable to lil xan." Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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TheHouseOfBalloons 07 Oct 2018 23:28

Let’s be honest here, almost everything (sans Lil Pump) is preferable to Lil Xan

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Prototype_Toaster 07 Oct 2018 23:31

Everything except for Hopsin and Drake

TheHouseOfBalloons 08 Oct 2018 02:38

As someone from Toronto, I’ll have you know that Drake is a goddamn national treasure and is a good (not great) rapper.

Right about Hopsin though, that guy sucks.

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pastarasta1 07 Oct 2018 20:20

SCP-3604 eats too many hot Cheetos and then vomits blood: The Tale

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DrAnnoyingDog 07 Oct 2018 20:39

What's this? A Soundcloud rapper that's actually good?!

+1

Rex Atlas 07 Oct 2018 20:44

Not as good as an annoying dog

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DrAnnoyingDog 07 Oct 2018 20:55

<3

SecretCrow 07 Oct 2018 20:49

I stan craydaddy. +1

Rex Atlas 07 Oct 2018 20:50

craydaddy is love. craydaddy is life.

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Genshed 07 Oct 2018 22:45

This could have been ridiculous, but you made it heartfelt and sad. I understood what was going on despite knowing almost nothing about SoundCloud.

I hope Craydaddy gets over this.

Rex Atlas 08 Oct 2018 00:27

Thanks for reading through this dude, and don't worry about Craydaddy. I'm sure it'll find a way past this. ; )

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HotColes 08 Oct 2018 00:04

Alces, you better enter this into the next OCT so I can write a tale about Craydaddy and Queen of Roses going on adventures together.

Rex Atlas 08 Oct 2018 00:30

I will be very upset if you don't give the Queen of Roses a Soundcloud account in it.

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Zyn 08 Oct 2018 00:55

Can you tell my family I'll miss them. They live about a mile upstream, from where you got me. Mom always gets worried about me. She doesn't need to, I know I'll go big one of these days.

/weeps

[entirety of that last collapsible]

/weeps harder

Gotta say, I was not expecting that ending. Also I had a pet crayfish when I was little, so… extra oomph.

+1 from me here, good show!

Rex Atlas 08 Oct 2018 01:41

Aww, tbh I have a soft for all animals. Fun fact, the crayfish in the photo was one I saved. He was in a driveway when I took that photo. Then after taking it, I took the little guy to a nearby creek.

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