"Cleave" isn't the right word for the process the tothbrush does, is it? It says later that matter is destroyed, not separated.
That 24-hour period should clearly be reduced to 12, because everyone knows you need to brush twice daily.
This is incredibly nit-picky, but would it detract from the article if we were to put a [sic] in the quoted name of the brush?
If it only affects dead or inorganic matter, wouldn't it just pass over bacteria and plaque? Now, if it were "The World's Best Tothpaste" that'd be different. .
I like it, but it does not seem safe to me.
unknown specialized radiation that results in objects and material within a 0.6 m (2 ft) radius being slowly warped and eventually disintegrating into a fine dust. Radiation's effect on living test subjects has not been monitored.
I would make D class personnel use it, run more tests, and keep it locked away.
Well, "Safe" doesn't mean it's harmless; it just means that it's predictable and easily contained. This does technically fail the Locked Box test, which suggests that it could be Euclid, but Safe is frankly okay with me.
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I know I'm late, but wouldn't using magnets or something to keep it levitated be a completely reliable way of keeping it from destroying everything?