SCP-1675 / Discussion

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Aelanna 26 Nov 2013 05:59

I don't even know. I have no clue what I was thinking.

Communism will win 26 Nov 2013 06:07

Yeah, me neither. -1.

It's just random.

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UglyFlower 26 Nov 2013 07:46

I like random. Sometimes you just need to appreciate random.

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Communism will win 26 Nov 2013 09:08

I agree. The good kind of random is like a quirky, unpredictable BFF who keeps surprising you with goofy fun and adventures. I've upvoted many random-ass SCPs for feeling like this.

The bad kind of random is like a dementia-addled grandparent who spouts completely unrelated words and then guffaws mechanically at what was apparently a joke, while twitching worryingly in their wheelchair. That is what this SCP feels like.

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UglyFlower 28 Nov 2013 05:00

I thought about it and normally I'm pretty stubborn, but I actually agree with you here.

Jabonicus 26 Nov 2013 06:00

It's a french robot designed to kill certain kinds of people. geese.
Not much of a hook.
-1 for now.
I'll vote later.

Edit: Geese. I blame the word 'tribe'

Edit2: You know what? +1

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DrEverettMann 26 Nov 2013 06:02

Geese are not people.

Anyone telling you otherwise has fallen under goosian propaganda. Free your mind, people! The guano stops here!

Djoric 26 Nov 2013 06:27

This needs a lot more punch to be effective, which is sad, because it's the kind of dumb shit I like.

Vincent_Redgrave 26 Nov 2013 06:36

Seconded. It's a fantastic base idea, it just doesn't quite push the envelope far enough.

CryogenChaos 26 Nov 2013 07:09

This SCP is silly, it's random, and overall I agree with all the above points. But you know what? I fucking hate geese. They are evil, disgusting birds with no redeeming qualities to them whatsoever. On that principle alone I'm giving this a +1, and if you think I'm overreacting, then you've never been attacked by one of these hissing motherfuckers.

Crayne 26 Nov 2013 07:20

My grandfather was actually bitten in the nuts by one of these things. Not kidding, I was there. The most fucked-up thing to witness as a toddler.

FaustoV 26 Nov 2013 11:25

understand. A goose tried to attack me once, but was received with an iron-enhanced kick¹ in its whity, birdy ass… Ok, maybe I didn't kick him that hard, btu the fucker tried to btie my nuts! (just like with crayne's grandpa).

Footnotes

1. AKA security boots.

Wolfrover 27 Nov 2013 22:04

I'll take your word for it. The last goose I dealt with was too scared of me to try and bite. He just ran off, clearing the way for my sister's car.

Crayne 26 Nov 2013 07:17

Eh, you amused me. Which, granted, isn't saying much, but it does get you a +1. I do agree that you could milk this for far more though.

Khaotil 26 Nov 2013 07:30

I guess any normal person who already meet a goose has dreamed at least once of a geese-killing machine…

By the way, if you want actual french translation of the propaganda, just ask ;)

Francis Willjam 26 Nov 2013 10:38

I went to downvote this at first until I reminded myself that not every SCP demands an explanation or some kind of rhyme or reason.

Sometimes it's fun for something to make absolutely no sense, it makes me wonder where the author ever came up with it.

Mechaelite 26 Nov 2013 11:23

"Geese are a blight that must be purged."

+1.

Pudimfileh 26 Nov 2013 11:56

In my mom's farm, we used geese as an alarm, since they would make so much noise if someone got close.

Other than that, they are really agressive and must be purged, unless they are mute by the looks of it.

(+1)

trennerdios 26 Nov 2013 14:43

Anything well written that deals with the demise of geese gets my vote.

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