SCPs referenced in this tale (in numerical order): SCP-1564 (protagonist), SCP-079, SCP-753, SCP-914, SCP-962, SCP-1004, SCP-1868, SCP-1875.
A cookie to anyone who understands the significance of the title (not just the reference, the significance)
Suggestions for additions always welcome.
Current suggestion list:
SCP-1004
SCP-892
SCP-168
SCP-1292
SCP-5555-J
SCP-1590
SCP-629
SCP-603
SCP-1370
SCP-204
SCP-1231
SCP-753
SCP-962
SCP-744
I won't ever add all of these, but if I ever come up with a funny idea for one, I'll write something up.
if your reading this your gay