Thanks to ghostchibi for writing reading this as a draft holy fuck I'm tired. I feel like I'm hallucinating this canon and tomorrow I'll wake up and it'll all just be something in my head.
Thanks to SunnyClockwork for this based artwork of this tale.
To promote translations of my work and thank all the authors for their hard work, I am linking to them here in addition to my author page.
Thank you all!
This is actually really good. That said, hopefully the site will get this out of its system right about now, because I think people are getting tired of all the constant bottledick, and I'm starting to become one of them.
Once the surprise value of "Kondraki stuck his penis inside of a water bottle" wears off, you gotta take other approaches to the concept if you want to make it fresh or entertaining, which is what I attempted. Glad you liked it.
Thank you everyone who read it and enjoyed it. Here's to another +50.
I just saw my friend drawing about this and boom! Here I am 😂