So I decided to do a blind Nuzlocke run of Diamond, right? I also decided to name all my pokemon after SCPs or Foundation Staff members. Guess who died first?
I'll give you a hint: it wasn't Clef.
Gerald. From Burn, no doubt.
Another hint: He's been resurrected. Already.
Damn, then it WAS bright
How do you rez a pokemon in a Nuzlocke run?
Nuzlocke: It's essentially Pokemon: Hard Mode.
The rules are:
Only one pokemon can be caught from each area, and it has to be the first you find. If it faints, or you run away, you forfeit your pokemon from that area.
If a pokemon faints, it's dead. Either release it, or stick it in a box marked "dead" or somethng similar. I'm using "Morgue" (to carry on the Foundation theme).
- Agent Spoon (Magikarp)
- Dr Epiphany Trebuchet (Zubat)
- Pat Gephart (Aipom)
- Agent Strelnikov (Machop)
- Dr Gears (Bibarel)
- Dr Clef (Budew) [The concept of Dr Clef as a Roserade is somehow fitting…]
- Dr Bright (Monferno) [Death Count = 2
- Kain Pathos Crow (Luxio) [I had to use something dog-like.]
- Dr Rights (Buneary)
- Dr Glass (Cleffa)
- Agent Circeus (Meditite)
And yes, before you ask, all staff (genders? sexes?) are correct.
Problem is, I'm looking for numbers for the two currently unnumbered ones. Any help would be appreciated.
EDIT: Tongue is firmly in cheek for this one.
Heck yeah, I'm a Zubat.
I'll quote the Pokedex entry:
Plump Mouse Pokemon
With nerves of steel, nothing can
perturb it. It is more agile and
active than it appears.
Italics are mine.
I stand corrected. Carry on…
…there really needs to be some kind of mechanical or clockwork pokemon…
www.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Klinklang_(Pokémon) Gentlemen, behold!
I love that the Geodude is 617. So appropriate.
It's alright, Yoric. There aren't any snake pokemon in Diamond.
Onix.
EDIT: So that means ONLY GIANT FUCKING ROCK ONES!
What, no Gyrados? Ekans? Arbok? (And can you tell I haven't played since Red/Blue?)
If he's Gyrados, SpoonofEvil might grow up into Yoric one day.
You only get to make the snake joke if you've been around long enough to know why it's a thing, sorry.
…What the fuck is a monferno?
Re: buizel: SCP-327?
Looks up Roserade.
Roserade tend to have quite a deceptive nature. It lures its prey to it with a pleasant aroma and kills the victim with thorny vines hidden within the bouquets it holds in its arms, or by spewing poison. The more toxic it is, the sweeter its aroma. Roserade tend to stay motionless with its arms crossed, which allows its prey to come to it.
I'm a gay predatory flower?
Like they said. It's fitting.
We have a new recruit! Dr Glass (Cleffa) has joined the team.
What is your current progress?
Up to Veilstone City, currently doing contests. What can I say, I have a Budew that doesn't care what it eats and knowns smart moves that combo very nicely with Growth.
EDIT: I don't mean Veilstone. I need to go there for the Gym, but I'm currently in Hearthome. Doing contests.
It is amusing that Clef previously mentioned that he was a gay flower.
My rival is named Gordon. He's a fucking twat. >:|
EDIT: Prinplup vs Clef. Clef just keeps on Mega Draining… and being Bubbled. What's that? Three points of damage? Lol, nope.