Individual head-canon aside, this is nice and creepy all on its own.
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Very creepy. I wonder, were there 5 people who started this wiki?
Now, do a haiku about 682.
How about a limerick?
Dr. Bright cried "What should we do"
"About nasty old 682?"
"No matter how hard we try,"
"He refuses to die,"
"And we can't think of anything new."
Dr. Clef scoffed. "It's simple you see!"
"Use nuclear weapons, and no more he'll be!"
"And if he's still there?"
Asked Bright with a glare.
"I don't know, the black hole, maybe?"
We could do a whole compendium of SCP limericks.
If I were you I would flee
From that statue called 173.
It'll put up a stink,
If you so much as blink,
And -crack- no more, you will be.
"I think someone broke 914;
The output can't fit through the door!"
Said Doctor Gears,
As he held back tears,
"Now we can't screw with it anymore. ;_;"
min, that had me pissing myself with laughter.
*Ahem*
The Foundation stands, the Foundation endures
Our world, reality, it secures.
Under the ground, above the sky
It watches all, an unblinking eye.
Or something a little more light-hearted:
There once was a scip called Able
Whose temper was the subject of fable
Could pull swords from his arse
And cut you in half
And drink the Site under the table.
A man with the brain of a cod
screamed Metal for the Metal God!
"I want to be like it,
for It captures lightning!"
And now he is a lightning rod.
Herr Chirurg looked up just a tad
As a researcher burst in to his pad
"Where is his liver?!"
He yelled with a quiver
And the surgeon said "Mine had gone bad."
But the tragedy isn't quite done
There's still poor old Two Thirty One
And the O5's have sworn
When the fetus is born
We'll need a bloody big gun
I couldn't leave the page till I had posted something.
This one just came to me.
A young lad named 1646
Invented some handy new tricks.
Now he scours the worlds
In search of a girl
To make sure that killing her sticks.
I have a limerick about SCP-1070
I live by the number One Zero Seven Zero
Sixty Nine more than Ya-Te Veo
Surrender your age
To this cage
Because soon you'll be Learnin' with Leo
That one just came to me….
I know it's awful…
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