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I am glad to see only our greatest traditions carry on
Let's get our other traditions out of the way:
"I punched a shark, and then it was bees! I should consult an alchemist."
No???
The last one was pretty lengthy, if you ask me.
I've still got 'em saved locally. My account is set to send me a copy of every post to every thread that I watch.
Yay! You should find somewhere to post that recent one about five men and 173.
I think Clef or yoric did an awesome one somewhere in the middle of that megathread along the same lines, except it didn't have five men. It began with "offal spreads at his feet", or something to that effect.
Well, unless it was already posted/posted somewhere else.
The page discussion thread has its' OWN page discussion thread???
It's a glitch in the Wikidot Matrix. Every page on a wiki must have a discussion page. Even discussion pages. Hence the metathread: a discussion page for every discussion page and forum thread on the site, including itself. The graph of discussion pages has three levels and no loose nodes, with a single arrow pointing from a regular page to its discussion page, every discussion page and forum thread point to the metathread, and the metathread points to itself.
Now go take a Class B before your brain implodes.
Now I know what it feels like to look at the creations of scp-184…
My response to people who use that movie title to mean "A thing within the same thing".
Oh, I know what it means. I just wanted to say it before someone else, just like "how do we use this to kill 682?" or "what if we put it through 914 on fine?".
This response is happening beneath that post in this thread.
This reply to the picture of that cat in response to the response beneath that post in this thread informs the reader that the picture of that cat in response to the response beneath that post in this thread is adorable.
This post is to agree with the reply to the picture of that cat in response to the response beneath that post in this thread, which informs the reader that the picture of that cat in response to the response beneath that post in this thread is adorable
The purpose of this post is to refer everyone to David Moser's "This Is the Title of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times in the Story Itself", so as to short-circuit this part of the thread.
i've always looked at this thread with a kind of sick curiosity, like the same way i feel about guys with lisps. why and how?
This post is a pallid attempt to restart an already run-too-long joke.
no really, i got have no idea wat teh fkcu
Ohshit that was surprisingly creepy would not read again
How is that creepy? It was amusing, even if it involved recursive allusions to Freudian mother-issues and strangling.
He's the motherfucking batman. He will be both the SCP and the Agent and the O5s will be none the wiser.
DOUBLE PLOT TWIST: He doesn't know any of this either.
Arkham Asylum is a containment facility, and the superpowered villains contained within are Euclid-class humanoid SCPs. (The few villains without actual powers, as well as petty criminals that went with the insanity plea, are also kept there to maintain the cover story, and possibly used as Class Ds.)
SCP-[REDACTED]-2a, 2b, 2c, 2d
ADDENDUM: SCP-[REDACTED]-2a later reclassified as SCP-52-DG, operative codename "NIGHTWING"
ADDENDUM: SCP-[REDACTED]-2b deceased
ADDENDUM: SCP-[REDACTED]-2b has again been sighted; cause of resurrection currently unknown, reclassified SCP-52-TD, see incident report IC-2356-REDHOOD
Impressive. Although I thought SCP-[REDACTED]-2X had at last five incarnations. So wouldn't you be missing SCP-[REDACTED]-2e?
Does the existence of this discussion page constitute SCP classification?
No, but it constitutes something of a headache when it gets long.
Not to mention, it is something of a derpsink, there is so much derp in this place.
Where did the whole alchemist thing start? I know the other ones, but I guess I missed this.
I wish my home town were an SCP, so the Foundation could come contain it, give everyone amnesiacs and I would NEVER HAVE TO REMEMBER IT AGAIN.
I swear this place has an aura of existential dread. I cannot even convey it… It's probably memetic.
Wherever you live, it can't be much worse than Fort William. I'm pretty sure the area has some kind of IQ-lowering effect on people. I am not a tremendously intelligent person, but I can honestly say that having to deal with the population of Fort William on a daily basis is making me dumber by proxy.
I really have a yen
To go back once again
Back to the place where no one wears a frown
To see once more those super-special just plain folks
In my home town.
No fellow could ignore
The little girl next door
She sure looked sweet in her first evening gown.
Now there's a charge for what she used to give for free
In my home town.
I remember Dan, the druggist on the corner, 'e
Was never mean or ornery
He was swell.
He killed his mother-in-law and ground her up real well.
And sprinkled just a bit
Over each banana split.
The guy that taught us math
Who never took a bath
Acquired a certain measure of renown
And after school he sold the most amazing pictures
In my home town.
That fellow was no fool
Who taught our Sunday school
And neither was our kindly Parson Brown
He [DATA EXPUNGED] all the little kiddies
In my home town.
I remember Sam, he was the village idiot.
And though it seems a pity, it
Was so.
He loved to burn down houses just to watch the glow.
And nothing could be done
Because he was the mayor's son.
The guy that took a knife
And monogrammed his wife
Then dropped her in the pond and watched her drown.
Oh, yes indeed, the people there are just plain folks
In my home town.
Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
So don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize -
Only be sure always to call it please 'research.'
…sorry. Couldn't resist. Written and sung by Elvis Presley, backing vocals by Eleanor Roosevelt.
I'd get into the idiocy here…. But the list would not END. But two examples:
1) ALL THE METH HOUSES. ALL OF THEM.
2) People honk at you for stopping at stop signs/red lights.
There's a facebook group dedicated to the life affirming feeling of moving away from the area. I mean, I'm sure someone likes living here. I just haven't actually met them.
I keep trying to discuss this thread. IT'S NOT WORKING >:(
I think i've done it Reject.
C u s t o m T h r e d z
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-427149/forum:thread:thread:thread:get_the_fuck_in_here/thread
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-427149/forum:thread:thread:thread:in_which_this_is_a_new_thread
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-427149/forum:thread:thread:thread:howtothread
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-427149/forum:thread:thread:threaskdjfasoifasifjdf