<Dexanote> I'm making a new chat snippet thread as soon as i do something worthwile.
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And nothing worthwhile happened
06[21:04] * Scuttlebutt combines mule eggs with salmander semen
01[21:04] <Soulless> mules are infertile
01[21:04] <Soulless> :|
[21:04] <Salmander> WHERE DID YOU GET MY SEMEN
[21:05] <Scuttlebutt> EBAY
[21:05] <Scuttlebutt> FOR A NICKLE
01[21:05] <Soulless> lol
[21:05] <Salmander> MY SEMEN IS AT LEAST A DIME AND YOU KNOW IT
07[21:05] * TrailMix (~ten.tsacmoc.tc.1dsh.9573F986-CRInys|xiMliarT#ten.tsacmoc.tc.1dsh.9573F986-CRInys|xiMliarT) has joined #site19
[21:05] <Magnus> http://fatpita.net/?i=5315 This picture is missing something.
[21:05] <Scuttlebutt> I GOT A SWEET DEAL
[21:05] <Magnus> Anyone see it?
[21:05] <Scuttlebutt> ALSO, YOUR SPERM COUNT IS LOW
[21:05] <Magnus> Hey, what's up with allcaps all of a sudden?
06[21:05] * Soulless slaps Soulless around a bit with a large trout
01[21:06] <Soulless> :D
[21:06] <Majoras_Sheb> Hero your sperm count is low what's that?
[21:06] <Salmander> MY SPERM COUNT IS JUST FINE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
pooryoric …
pooryoric I just found a dry oak leaf in my spinach quesadilla
pooryoric :|
TrailMix …
TrailMix what
pooryoric like
Wilkes Eww
pooryoric I bit down, and *crunch*
TrailMix how does that even happen
pooryoric dead leaf
TrailMix did you make it yourself or buy it from a restaurant
pooryoric some mexican place called los ranchos
TrailMix take it back to them and be like, "WTF mates?"
Anaxagoras It was identifiable as oak?
pooryoric yeh
pooryoric it was a whole leaf
GX67 …
GX67 It's for that aged oak flavor.
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[17:10] Shebleha throws beans at everyone.
[17:10] Salmander Syka guess what
[17:10] Dr_Magnus Also: what the hell is this? http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-in-soviet-russia.jpg
[17:10] Syka What
[17:11] Salmander Good guess
[17:11] Syka Augh
Talking about the most romantic states.
Tox|Laptop FL?
21:53 Gargus 45th
21:54 Tox|Laptop blagh
21:54 Scantron MN?
21:54 Gargus 9th
21:54 Scantron HA!
21:54 Sequence I am just sensitive to eye horror, Troy.
21:54 Scantron suck it florida
21:54 Scantron oh wait, you can't, YOU'RE NOT ROMANTIC
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[13:21] =-= Topic for #site19 is “Welcome to #site19 | IT'S GEARS' BIRTHDAY - http://www.scp-wiki.net/surprise-happy-birthday | PLEASE READ THE CHAT RULES: http://www.scp-wiki.net/chat-guide | Sandbox: http://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/ Pastebin: http://scp-eval.pastebin.com/”
[13:21] =-= Topic for #site19 was set by Sophos on August-18-11 11:30:31 PM
[13:23] Salmander Good morning, the worm, you honor
[13:24] bluebell the prisoner, who now stands before you, was caught red-handed showing FEELINGS
[13:24] Salmander Showing FEELINGS of an almost human nature
[13:24] bluebell this will not do!
[13:25] Tara Call the schoolmaster!
[13:25] =-= YOU are now known as SchoolMaster
[13:25] SchoolMaster I said he'd come to no good in the end, your honor
[13:26] SchoolMaster If they let me have my way I could have flayed him into shape
[13:26] SchoolMaster But my hands were tied
[13:26] SchoolMaster The bleeding hearts and artists let him get away with murder
[13:26] SchoolMaster Let me hammer him today
[13:26] =-= YOU are now known as Salmander
[13:26] =-= User mode for Salmander is now +r
[13:27] Salmander CRAZY
[13:27] bluebell You little shit, you're in it now, I hope they throw away the key
[13:27] Salmander You skipped the chorus, fuck-up
[13:28] Salmander Get out
[13:28] |<- bluebell has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: Well, so sorry.)
16:29:24 <BlackWing> Soulless|MofuMofu: Just enjoy your female body.
16:29:24 <Soulless|MofuMofu> Zafiro uhhhh
16:29:28 <Soulless|MofuMofu> BlackWing fuck no
16:29:31 <Soulless|MofuMofu> I hate being a girl
16:29:32 <Wombat> So I would gladly switch with Soulless.
16:29:33 <BlackWing> ENJOY IT
16:29:34 <@TheRaven> Scan, they're idiots. It's just going to be banking and shit,.
16:29:35 <Soulless|MofuMofu> I literally
16:29:37 <Scantron> Dear genitals: thank you for not bleeding once a month. Sincerely, me, a male.
<TrailMix>: Koas_Machina: who is this non-blinking dude?
<spikebrennan>: the word we use for that is "cable news anchor"
[10:32] Sophos whacks Salmander
[10:32] Sophos Stop saying CHALLENGE ACCEPTED on the forums
[10:32] Salmander …
[10:32] Salmander CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
21:02:56 <@TheRaven> Hey, you computer-y types. What the hell would cause apostrophes/quotation marks to show up as this in Firefox: �?
21:03:25 <Van_Buren> something to do with control or alt buttons i remeber seeing that somewhere
21:03:51 <@TheRaven> In pages, I mean. I've changed my keyboard language a dozen times. It's only firefox, too.
21:03:56 * Pig_catapult (~moc.retrahc.ac.olns.pchd.7B744EDC-CRInys|alliztahc#moc.retrahc.ac.olns.pchd.7B744EDC-CRInys|alliztahc) has joined #site19
21:04:08 <@TheRaven> Works fine in Internet Exploder.
21:04:29 * TrailMix (~ten.tsacmoc.tc.1dsh.9573F986-CRInys|xiMliarT#ten.tsacmoc.tc.1dsh.9573F986-CRInys|xiMliarT) Quit (Quit: Exit, pursued by a bear)
21:05:47 <Tanhony> youre being invited to a secret society
21:05:53 <Tanhony> that is their symbol