I like this.
Good job, new kid.
TroyL is the Dick Admin.
(Inb4 Bright is the Ruiner Admin)
Regarding the addendum:
So, if this was combined with one of those things mentioned that make what you believe real…?
When I read the title of the link, I thought that these were going to induce conspiranoid-type paranoia, and was a bit disappointed when it turned out that they just made you think that inanimate objects were out to get you. Not a bad SCP object, though.
However, I will now go on thinking that conspiranoids are wearing cursed eyewear that makes them see conspiracies in every nook and cranny.
When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.