Thanks to the following people:
th4nkyoub3n for writing the original (which had very very good ideas and concepts) and working on this rewrite with me. He is my co-author.
Roget,
Taffeta, and
A Random Day for tone and phrasing stuff.
kinchtheknifeblade for backstory stuff that helped me out with this a bit.
DolphinSlugchugger for general feedback.
- The SomethingAwful SCP thread. Not for helping me with this, but because I read about 75 pages of it on a binge one night and was amused and entertained by both their good and bad opinions.
If I forgot anyone else, lemme know! The original can be found here.
Stuff that's canon that I had no way of incorporating naturally into the article:
- She speaks in a metallic-sounding voice.
- Her "moms" are Dahlia and Andressa, aka hetcopogg and gaycopmp4.
- The redaction contains scientific technobabble related to the pink blood (so to speak) and its similarities to real blood and oil, which I didn't wanna include cause it clashes with the tone of this article. You need to be Level 3 and above in order to see that stuff, or working on 890's team.
- It respawns at that GameStop. Her moms picked her up.
- Heather is a reference to Heather Mason. You know the reference.
Author questions:
- Are you a true gamer?
- What sort of person do you think SCP-3090 was in her old life, before becoming a MAW?
- How do you think Dahlia helped out with the creation of SCP-3090?
What I Listened to While Writing: A lot, actually. So how about this skip's unofficial theme song?