As with everything I do… waited till the last minute. Oh well. Deadlines are a great motivator.
Special thanks to Soulless and DrBleep for giving me the motivation and self-confidence to actually do this, Zyn and sirpudding on the forums, and everyone who took a look in chat (Oboe, Bluemorpho, and Westrin, I think).
Very special thanks to The Administrator, whose classic note I repurposed/remixed/reinterpreted/reimagined.
Photo is public domain, sourced from here.
And since sirpudding brought it up, no, this has nothing to do with the Daevites.
The Contest begins, my friends.