Big German Seeks Small Puny Doctor
( There will be very few cuddles.)
I've got ideas, energy, creativity, character, and a remarkably large gun. Beating with a stick when I fuck up is adviced. In fact, just never stop beating me with that stick. It's the only way I'll learn. 24/7 stickbeating. I'll sleep through it. Probably.
Where was I? Oh yeah. Sometimes I get these minor bloodclots in my brain that make me believe ideas like "terminal velocity bouncing ball" are GOOD IDEAS that I can pass off as SCPs. I can't. I know this. Shoot me in the fucking head when I think I can. I'll recover.
Awaiting assignment to senior staff.
