I have a lot of ideas, a lot of energy, and no direction. I need someone to refine my ideas, keep me in check, and give me the attention (positive or negative, doesn't matter) I so desperately crave. Ideally, somebody who will be harsh. I think very highly of myself.
Eager Young Employee Seeks Mentor
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Summary:
Naive female requests guidance, advice, loving but firm discipline.
Eager Young Employee Seeks Mentor
Oh yeah, jumping all over this one.
Do my duties include social grooming, or are you not currently in a monkey body? I'm assuming standard business attire but are there any dress code specifics you'd like me to follow?
Do you provide me with a clipboard or do I need to supply my own?
I'm looking forward to starting work!
…Just a reminder, forumis out of character.
Bad idea? He'd have her run around in a gimp suit, probably.
GOOD IDEA.
See you all are assuming that I LOOK GOOD in any kind of clothing.
I'm 800 lbs and require a rag on a stick to wipe myself.
I haven't seen my feet in over a decade.
I still fuck like a pro though.
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