SCP-2293 is a ticket randomly found in many cereal boxes, most commonly [REDACTED]. The anomalous properties of SCP-2293 manifest when one uses the ticket to enter one of the theme parks it allows entry to. When one goes on a ride, all but the user of SCP-2293 die in a random ride accident, from roller-coaster crashes to heart failure on haunted house rides, -35 and three staff votes.
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SCP-2576, objects are 6 wooden statues ranging from 30 cm in height to 60 cm in height. The statues have the appearance of 17th century Catholic bishops. The features of each figure are identical including long beards, closed eyes and mouths, and the phases of the moon carved into their mitres. Each statue holds a featureless staff in their right hand, a small brass bell fixed to the end, -27 and three staff votes.
SCP-2517 is an underground chamber made of entirely of basalt, extending for approximately 7 kilometers long, found outside of a park in ███████, Laos. The chamber has no alternative pathways,exits, or enterances Those who enter SCP-2517, claim to hear a low gurgling noise coming, from an unknown source, -31 and three staff votes.
SCP-2804 appears to be at first glance an average adult member of the Canis lupus family. SCP-2804 possesses the ability to speak in a dialect of Gaelic common to Ireland, and has been known to growl curses in this language. SCP-2804 also possesses an aversion to silver, which seems to burn it, -34 and three staff votes.
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