Here it is.
<Gwendolyn> Guess wot I get to do in a few minutes
<Gwendolyn> Not quite.
<A_Fat_Ghost> something like that?
<A_Fat_Ghost> pummel your own father relentlessly with a sock full of quarters?
<Gwendolyn> D: My father is hospitalized right now thank you very much.
<A_Fat_Ghost> guess you shouldn't have hit him with that sock full of quarters, h.
<Dr_Magnus> I'd be game for that.
<Clocks> Set it to DL, and we'll go party!
<hatbot> the game
<Aura> FFFFFFFF HATBOT!!
<L_Arlequin>: [I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ANAKIN]
Rights [[Pushes you into the lava river]]
<Lurker>: [[ OH GOD MY SKIN ]]
<NekoChris> I want to put needles in LBD
<Agent_Strelnikov> Aaaand why is tha
<NekoChris> He's as good a place as any.
<NekoChris> And I have so many needles o__o
* Rights scoots away from NekoChris
<Homnibombus> 682: Super Annoying Reptile
<Melfice> Homn, you made me giggle
<Melfice> 682 singing religious hymns
<Magic_8-Ball> Break, 1d682: 343 [1d682=343]
<Homnibombus> Our Lord, who art *SLASH* in Heaven, hallowed be thy *STOMP STOMP STOMP CRUNCH* name
<Melfice> So, 6XD
<Break> I'M SORRY
<Agent_Strelnikov> My god.
<Break> OH DEAR….343.
- Agent_Strelnikov spirits Break into containment.
- Agent_Strelnikov locks her up.
<Agent_Strelnikov> SCP-XXX - Break
<Melfice> OH GOD
<Homnibombus> Or even worse, 682 converts to Jain. While destroying all humans.
<Melfice> I'm dying here
<Melfice> I need to stop laughing
… okay, I vaguely remember this one.
< hatbot> speak of the final end will have Melfice back to work at
< Melfice> >_>
< Homnibombus> Hatbot has gone into eschatology.
< hatbot> is gone
< Melfice> …he's seriously creepy. WHO MADE HIM?!
< SophosBlitz> Melfice: SCIENCE
< hatbot> science
< SophosBlitz> Melfice: MATH
< Homnibombus> I'd love to see him square off against MegaHAL
< SophosBlitz> Melfice: AND PROBABILITY
< hatbot> : d
* hatbot a physics math double major
< SophosBlitz> …
< SophosBlitz> WHAT
Who let hatbot go to school?
Uh… that was me. Sorry, I thought it would've helped smooth out some of his rough edges.
This one I DON'T remember.
Anybody been pretending they were me, or is my memory that faulty?
<Agent_Strelnikov> [PANDORA JUST PLAYED ME HANNAH MONTANA WHAT THE FUCK]
I immediately thumbed it down if that counts for anything.
Considering Pandora plays music that's related to other things you've been listening to on there, not really.
SHUT UP HEIDEN. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
Waxx, I just lost so much respect for you. =(
Can't read my, can't read me, no you can't read mah-hy poker faaaaaace.
now you've reminded us of THE GAME!
Waxx: Speaking as someone who has had Pandora start offering country music on his Nightwish playlist, I sympathize. Doesn't keep me from laughing, but still…
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
<Break>: No, Sorts. No one said bees.
<hatbot>: fuck bees i climb clouds, motherfucker
<hatbot>: he said bees
He's got you there, Break.
<snorlison> Hatbot, the essential character of relativity is an alteration to the geometry, removing an insistence of universal time. Time is fundamentally a quantity associated either with observers, or in terms of coordinates.
<hatbot> i hate you
And this is coming from hatbot, the physics math double major. He's getting to be too smart. D=