K…Katamari Man?
Good. So I'm not the only one that occurred to instantly.
Maybe if this was elaborated on, it could be good.
However, like this it's just a half-baked concept. It's literally a humanoid Katamari.
Would you believe I've never heard of Katamari before now? Okay, I'm open to suggestions for ways to improve it, if anyone has any.
Just to know, as more items are added, larger and larger items can be "absorbed", right? Does the additions impede movement (i.e. by being too heavy and imbalancing, or inconveniently located?)? Wouldn't any eating implement, and then food fuse with him before it can be consumed?
Well, see, it only affects solid objects. Thus, he is fed a liquid diet.
How do they keep the straw/spoon from merging?
They don't. He has cups fused to his hands, and drinks out of those.
I think the bit that does it for me is the fact that the items that fuse to him become part of his circular system. thats damned creepy. I can just see someone trying to use a blowtorch to cut off a girder or something, and then blood starts spurting out.
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round of applause to Bright for cutting that goddamn thing