Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article, perhaps SCP Joke?
Genre (Optional): Satire, Comedy
Page Layout (Optional): A basic layout, containment procedure followed by description, then tests and addendums. Would like to add more tests.
Elevator Pitch: My SCP is anomalous skateboard that does not lose motion once in motion. If the skateboard is traveling at 30 k/h then it will continue to travel at that speed unless another force acts upon it directly. It is seemingly unaffected by weight, gravity, and drag. Though I need to expand on the latter two more in the writing of it. I suppose you could say it possess absolute inertia. I am still brainstorming different ways it interacts with the laws of the universe.
Central Narrative: I have a narrative for the SCP was discovered, contained, and tested. I am hoping to expand on the narrative of what I already have.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: In all of the reading I have done on the wiki so far, the SCPs I have enjoyed the most have been those that are seemingly mundane at first glance. I am hoping that my SCP entry comes across as a bit satirical but still technical. I want readers to be curious about how the SCP works but still enjoy the story taking place around it.
Additional Notes: I have a sandbox page already. I believe I was allowed to create one to see what it would look like? If the link to the page is desired, please let me know so I can share what I have written. I am truly excited to be apart of this community, I think that what is taking place here is amazing and I'm glad I finally found all of this.